FabSwingers.com forum: Write my profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a thing for rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not Citizen Smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like fisting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you may have guessed fisting is essential on meets with me if you don't like this I am not the guy for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppeteer seeks puppet for mutual fun- no strings attached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like fisting"

I hate when people beat me to it shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Puppeteer seeks puppet for mutual fun- no strings attached?"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'I am mysterious. And a guy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooty naked.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Sooty naked."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a thing for rings

Sorry didn't look at your pp clearly , though that one of them was a ring duh!

Specsavers here I come.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has a thing for rings

Sorry didn't look at your pp clearly , though that one of them was a ring duh!

Specsavers here I come.

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wanted to tell you discretely but hey ho

Outed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rent-a-fist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on people, you can do better than that, I am relying on you all

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal

Put "I like fisting that's why I have a fist as my avatar"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The fisting bit is a little unimaginative. I know you can do better than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This hand is so overworked, it has set up this profile to help its owner get laid for a change.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am the Madonna with the big boobies!!! Like it, love it, lump it...I'm just me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Madonna with the big boobies, by van clump?

Good moaning

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Talk to the hand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talk to the hand!

I like that one, its going in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need hands to ...................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' Procrastinators always overlook the opportunities handed to them, I am not to be found amongst their number being a man who lives by the phrase Carpe Diem '

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Talk to the hand!

I like that one, its going in now

That deserves a kiss

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"'I am mysterious. And a guy'."

'I'm on the run from the police'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talk to the hand!

I like that one, its going in now

That deserves a kiss

Is that your heart beating in anticipation???

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Talk to the hand!

I like that one, its going in now

That deserves a kiss

Is that your heart beating in anticipation???"

Its your heart responding to my kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds about right

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

International Man of Mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"International Man of Mystery

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds good to me

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"International Man of Mystery

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable

Mais oui! Mais oui!

still love that glove sir x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"International Man of Mystery

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable

Mais oui! Mais oui!

still love that glove sir x"

STILL i keep meaning to do it wuv a rose clutched within, on the basis of the song

'there's a rose in a fisted glove

N the eagle flies wiv the dove

N if u can't b wiv the one u love -

Live the one you're wiv '.

Mais peut etre we divert from monsieur mysterious n his profile rewrite. Tout alors!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mange tout mange tout

Now be a good boy and quo vadis and leave us alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mange tout mange tout

Now be a good boy and quo vadis and leave us alone

Well that's ME sent packing wiv a flea in me ear. TUT. PFT

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Sounds good to me

Always happy to help young man! (Such mystery makes me wonder

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Merci

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Would like to meet women with three working orifices, hair, teeth and pulse optional.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"International Man of Mystery

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable

Mais oui! Mais oui!

still love that glove sir x

STILL i keep meaning to do it wuv a rose clutched within, on the basis of the song

'there's a rose in a fisted glove

N the eagle flies wiv the dove

N if u can't b wiv the one u love -

Live the one you're wiv '.

Mais peut etre we divert from monsieur mysterious n his profile rewrite. Tout alors!! "

A plus! (i.e TTFN)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do profile writing for anyone since some fecker nicked mine recently - but I've done you a new avatar!!!

All the rage apparently!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would like to meet women with three working orifices, hair, teeth and pulse optional."

Especially if you are that woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would like to meet women with three working orifices, hair, teeth and pulse optional.

Especially if you are that woman

'I never had sexual relations with that woman'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But can you prove it?

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