FabSwingers.com forum: Irrating lines

By *eralDeviant OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Hull

'sorry but ive got to say'

You don't have to say.

Not right now.

You could wait a sentance or two and come across less desperate.

Respect a conversation as a potential connection, with a human you intend to respect.

And quite frankly apologising before trying to compliment someone isn't a compliment.

If you have to apologise for a compliment there's probably a reason you feel awkward giving it.

Just saying 😂

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By *aomilatteCouple
31 weeks ago

Midlands

Can I ask you a question?... (You just did!)

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By *ookee monsterMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Can I ask you a question?... (You just did!)"

This^^^

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By *eralDeviant OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Hull

"Can I ask you a question?... (You just did!)

This^^^"

Reeks of creeping

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By *ookee monsterMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

It is what it is

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By *tormQueenWoman
31 weeks ago

All over the place

No offence but.....

Offence is almost guaranteed to follow 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"It is what it is"

💯

I fucking hate this saying as 95% of the time it’s misused and an excuse for the person being lazy…

I wanna know when it became a thing?

It’s so rare to find it valid in saying, and there are better older sayings.

I don’t think I ever use it and pull people up on it!!

Because when they say it, I can break it down into exactly why it isn’t “it is what it is “

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

At the end of the day

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By *naswingdressWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Kids these days/back in my day/this generation

It was shit when people said it about you, it was shit when people said it about your parents, but suddenly because you're old it's valid? Right.

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By *ookee monsterMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

"At the end of the day "

It shouldn't be that as what day would it be end of?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

'the truth never hurt anybody'

Usually said after someone (who prides themself on 'plain speaking') has said something hurtful and unnecessary.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
31 weeks ago

The North where we do what we want

"Can I ask you a question"

No.

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By *eralDeviant OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Hull

'I don't bite, unless you want me to' *vomits magnolia vanilla*

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By *ookee monsterMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

I hate the "low key" thing

Eg " I low key love that person"

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"'the truth never hurt anybody'

Usually said after someone (who prides themself on 'plain speaking') has said something hurtful and unnecessary."

Coupled with … “I tell it like it is”. Never uttered by one with an empathetic bone

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By *ellhungvweMan
31 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"I hate the "low key" thing

Eg " I low key love that person"

Wtf"

Never heard that phrase.

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By *naswingdressWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"'the truth never hurt anybody'

Usually said after someone (who prides themself on 'plain speaking') has said something hurtful and unnecessary."

Often people who are incredibly sensitive if you say things about them, using the fig leaf of the arsehole.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not being racist, but - this is inevitably followed by something racist.

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By *ookee monsterMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

I don't mean to be rude.

Then proceeds to be rude

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Too be honest with you" before they say what they say

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Don’t take this the wrong way

It’s ok, I already have…

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"I don't mean to be rude.

Then proceeds to be rude"

Absolutely this 💯 😂

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By *oeBeansMan
31 weeks ago

Derby

The one's on my arms after wearing a T-shirt on a sunny day. Those lines are really irritating!

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
31 weeks ago

Bradford

"Can I ask you a question?... (You just did!)"

I was just going to comment this. I always tell them they just did and they don't end up asking the question

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By *aandLoCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

"'the truth never hurt anybody'

Usually said after someone (who prides themself on 'plain speaking') has said something hurtful and unnecessary."

Reminds me of my mother in law:

"I speak as I find."

So, she can say what she likes without any consideration of how it might be hurtful, inappropriate etc. FFS!

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By *naswingdressWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

""Can I ask you a question"

No. "

On here it makes me want to run screaming into the night. Because the follow up is very likely to make me want to lose my lunch, if it's not a matter for admin to ban them or law enforcement

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By *oeBeansMan
31 weeks ago

Derby

"You're going to make some woman really happy one day"... Is this woman on Earth?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

""You're going to make some woman really happy one day"... Is this woman on Earth?!"

That sounds like a comment made to a grandchild. Are you dissing your grandma in public? 🤭😉

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By *avexxMan
31 weeks ago

cheshire

leave it with me ill get back to yer

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By *enuineChillMan
31 weeks ago

edinburgh

Probably controversial and not quite a line but the word “hubby” 😒 riles me

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
31 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

When people say "This" in relation to something someone's said on a thread. It irritates the fuck outta me.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
31 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

"When people say "This" in relation to something someone's said on a thread. It irritates the fuck outta me. "

⬆️ This.

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By *uke OzadeMan
31 weeks ago

Schlongolia

"When people say "This" in relation to something someone's said on a thread. It irritates the fuck outta me. "

This

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By *oeBeansMan
31 weeks ago

Derby

""You're going to make some woman really happy one day"... Is this woman on Earth?!

That sounds like a comment made to a grandchild. Are you dissing your grandma in public? 🤭😉"

I've had it from other women which somehow make it even more irritating! 😒

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
31 weeks ago

Bradford

"When people say "This" in relation to something someone's said on a thread. It irritates the fuck outta me. "

This

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By *he MinionMan
31 weeks ago

Surrey

This"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I'm Dyslexic and when the grammar police pull me up for my spelling . I've been turned down for my poor grammar more than I care to remember. sorry rant over !!!!

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By *aven RedWoman
31 weeks ago

Liverpool x

"When people say "This" in relation to something someone's said on a thread. It irritates the fuck outta me. "

Ooops. I'm very guilty of doing that, or this x

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By *eather100Man
31 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

You are doing it wrong, I will show you what to do.

Even though you have been shown how to do it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

East Sussex

'he/she/you're punching above your weight'

😡 Just stop this nonsense. It's insulting to both partners.

While I'm on a roll any 'compliment' with 'for your age' appended. Its damning with faint praise

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By *ellhungvweMan
30 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"When people say "This" in relation to something someone's said on a thread. It irritates the fuck outta me.

Ooops. I'm very guilty of doing that, or this x

This

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By *ife NinjaMan
30 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

You're not my type, or, you're not what I'm looking for. Bugger. 🤭🤓🥷

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By *uckslut and MCouple
30 weeks ago

Poole

To be fair.

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By *urFantasy21Couple
30 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Single profile "Me and my girlfriend . . " 🤔

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
30 weeks ago

North West

"To be fair. "

There are more annoying ones to be fair.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
30 weeks ago

The North where we do what we want

""Can I ask you a question"

No.

On here it makes me want to run screaming into the night. Because the follow up is very likely to make me want to lose my lunch, if it's not a matter for admin to ban them or law enforcement

In absolute agreement. What follows is never pleasant.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
30 weeks ago

Reading

Just had a message that said something like ‘would love to chat to see if XYZ’ and I get this all the time. In this instance (because they were hot and I’m horny) I asked ‘chat about what?’ to see if they redeemed themselves. Answer? ‘Anything you want’ 🙄

Don’t put all the weight of conversation onto me. It’s lazy and not at all sexy.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
30 weeks ago

Winchester

"Let's touch base", really irritated me.

"Better half",annoys me as well.

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By *he MinionMan
30 weeks ago

Surrey

"Just had a message that said something like ‘would love to chat to see if XYZ’ and I get this all the time. In this instance (because they were hot and I’m horny) I asked ‘chat about what?’ to see if they redeemed themselves. Answer? ‘Anything you want’ 🙄

Don’t put all the weight of conversation onto me. It’s lazy and not at all sexy. "

Is cake an acceptable topic of conversation?

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By *ertie63Man
30 weeks ago

newark

“ do you know what I mean “

“ do you know what I’m trying to say “

Well, I understand English!

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By *usicfriendsMan
30 weeks ago

Loughborough

To be fair, people never used to say it that much... but folk say it all the time now.

Doesn't my head in.. not bothered if it's fair or not.

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By *dventuresWithEveWoman
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Can I ask you a question?... (You just did!)"

Lol, that's how I respond

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By *ornucopiaMan
30 weeks ago

Bexley

"Can I ask you a question?... (You just did!)"

How else is one supposed to ask whether one can ask a question?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

East Sussex

""Let's touch base", really irritated me.

"Better half",annoys me as well."

'the wife' annoys me.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
30 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

""Let's touch base", really irritated me.

"Better half",annoys me as well.

'the wife' annoys me. "

Alright, calm down dear.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

East Sussex

""Let's touch base", really irritated me.

"Better half",annoys me as well.

'the wife' annoys me.

Alright, calm down dear.

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