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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After yet another rewrite of mine, I'm curious (no get that right, I'm nosy)

How many times have you rewritten your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated (and expanded) constantly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep changing mine but still no one reads it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I add things to it or tweek it from time to time but never completely rewrote it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Twice... I just regurgitate the same shit in a different order. It says what it needs to say. Someone wrote me an advert to the tune of the Adams Family which is quite funny, I kept that one.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

not very often .. tend to find that no one reads it anyway so seems little point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like most things in my life, I randomly tinker with it...

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

People on here can't read anyway, so it's pointless to update any profile... just slap on some pics as that's all folks wanna perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After yet another rewrite of mine, I'm curious (no get that right, I'm nosy)

How many times have you rewritten your profile?"

Loads but as no one reads it (well it seems that way by the messages we get) - we removed everything, incl pics.

Got bored of trying to find people on the site - just find others at clubs/parties etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been the same for a couple of years with just a minor edit or two- probably a good idea not too add any more to it or ill need to have an index too

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mines been the same for a couple of years with just a minor edit or two- probably a good idea not too add any more to it or ill need to have an index too

Yeah and you tell me I'm a gobshite!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think It's a load of horse shite when people say profiles don't get read.

It's more likely what they contain is ignored rather than not read.

Pfffft have that for ya lunch

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I did a full rewrite about 6 months ago, and as we change I give it a tweek here and there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just changed it again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tweaked mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tweaked mine.

wow that's a long profile bet it took some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change mine quite often. Still think its pretty boring though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I change mine quite often. Still think its pretty boring though

its ok

ps love the pics sexy

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

I tweaked mine last night cos I wss bored. Pretty happy with mine as it sums me and what I'm looking for up quite concisely without being negative. Just a pity that an increasing number of people appear not to bother reading them lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tweaked mine.

wow that's a long profile bet it took some time

It was quite long to start with, I just tweaked it now and again, to keep it up to date as my preferences and circumstances changed.

It helps to filter out those who do not read profiles, as I know instantly whether they have or not by the content of their first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last year..i think...i barely change perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tweaked mine.

wow that's a long profile bet it took some time

It was quite long to start with, I just tweaked it now and again, to keep it up to date as my preferences and circumstances changed.

It helps to filter out those who do not read profiles, as I know instantly whether they have or not by the content of their first message.

better read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up !

Well written profile or no profile whatsoever, I still get the same results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is one line at the moment. Might re-write it later and add some new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've given up !

Well written profile or no profile whatsoever, I still get the same results

fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I'm not sure how much I'm going to be meeting now, occasionally I think is the best way to describe it! So hopefully my profile will eradicate what I don't want and give me what I do want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I change mine quite often. Still think its pretty boring though

its ok

ps love the pics sexy

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've given up !

Well written profile or no profile whatsoever, I still get the same results

I like it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"After yet another rewrite of mine, I'm curious (no get that right, I'm nosy)

How many times have you rewritten your profile?"
Numerous times over the years- finally happy with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each time I change my profile after disappearing for a while but I think I like who I am now!!!

I re write when changes occur in my life wether it's vanilla or here, keep it up to date, and I think people do read some of it as I don't get any messages anymore lol

Either that or they know I'm an ugly fat mare

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I've added and taken away bits of mine.

Still like an essay though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've added and taken away bits of mine.

Still like an essay though

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So is mine....Think Im the only one that reads it though.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Mine's pretty much the same as when I first joined, I change the jokes every so often when I hear a good new one and I put a different profile up when I was recuperating from my hip replacement and replaced it with the old one once I was back on my back.

It works for me as is, those that obviously haven't read it get immediately blocked, anyone who sends me a joke (regardless of how naff it is or how many times I've heard it) gets a reply and I've never had an abusive response to a thanks but no thanks message so I don't reckon I'll be changing the text anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've added and taken away bits of mine.

Still like an essay though

So is mine....Think Im the only one that reads it though.

No I've read yours - we have some things in common.... But not marmite!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I've added and taken away bits of mine.

Still like an essay though

So is mine....Think Im the only one that reads it though.

I've only just read the first bit properly, and it has confused the bejesus out of me.

I've read your likes n stuff before, whilst wearing my flat shoes and eating beef monster munch

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've added and taken away bits of mine.

Still like an essay though

So is mine....Think Im the only one that reads it though.

I've only just read the first bit properly, and it has confused the bejesus out of me.

I've read your likes n stuff before, whilst wearing my flat shoes and eating beef monster munch

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Its a monologue from a fav movie of mine.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I've only just read the first bit properly, and it has confused the bejesus out of me.

I've read your likes n stuff before, whilst wearing my flat shoes and eating beef monster munch

Its a monologue from a fav movie of mine.

Hmmm I reckon it's either something gothic or wild westy.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I've only just read the first bit properly, and it has confused the bejesus out of me.

I've read your likes n stuff before, whilst wearing my flat shoes and eating beef monster munch

Its a monologue from a fav movie of mine.

Hmmm I reckon it's either something gothic or wild westy.

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Something Deviant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says not a lot.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Hmmm I reckon it's either something gothic or wild westy.

Something Deviant.

A horror film? Deliverence? An Interview with a Vampire? Orrrr Devil's Advocate?

Don't do scary films

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Mine says not a lot.

But your status is fecking fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine says not a lot.

your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tweak mine whenever I think of simething to add x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep mine up-to-date as my interests and experiences change, but the core parts about who I am and the way I like to do things tends to stay pretty much the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After yet another rewrite of mine, I'm curious (no get that right, I'm nosy)

How many times have you rewritten your profile?"

just ad bits now and then

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I had the same profile til last year the rewrote it with as much info as I could think of. Then found out it didn't make any difference so stripped it right down and now just filter via messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice...once when I knew a verification was being lost.

Once when I had been here fir 6 months and was no longer new...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep changing mine but still no one reads it lol x "
Just read it for you hun .. And a lovely profile it is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just written mine again after getting a couple of meets x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines been the same for a couple of years with just a minor edit or two- probably a good idea not too add any more to it or ill need to have an index too

Yeah and you tell me I'm a gobshite!!

You are a gobshite! 5000 posts in a year wasn't it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have tweaked this one a couple of times, most recently at the start of the year when I decided to keep the message boxes empty. I update the status at lot instead - people seem to read those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only rewritten my profile twice since being on here, I saw no point as I get messaged complimenting me on it so often. Still, sometimes I think I might have more luck if I wrote it to be a little more accessible.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've only rewritten my profile twice since being on here, I saw no point as I get messaged complimenting me on it so often. Still, sometimes I think I might have more luck if I wrote it to be a little more accessible."

Accessible or easy? It's perfectly accessible to those with an adult reading age.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Add bits, take bits away every now and then........no one notices, we don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add bits all the time, depends on whats occurred or not occurred. Just added a bit now actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accessible or easy? It's perfectly accessible to those with an adult reading age."

I'd imagine most people have no problems reading it, my concern is that does the whole thing might come across a little too heavy, and be off putting for someone with a more straightforward approach to swinging.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Accessible or easy? It's perfectly accessible to those with an adult reading age.

I guess it depends on the type of people you want to meet.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I totally over hauled mine the other day!

And someone liked it so much, they copied and pasted it to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few times, though the most was over the Christmas period. Since then I have re-written it a bit as I took a break for a while, too much going on outside and needed to relieve some pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I totally over hauled mine the other day!

And someone liked it so much, they copied and pasted it to their own

Had something similar. Sent a hello message to someone who deleted it, blocked me and nicked part of my profile- cheeky cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice. its pretty perfect right now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has been as it is word wise for about 3 weeks or so now.

Quite an achievement for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twice. its pretty perfect right now though

pics need my cock in ur gub..then its perfect

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, she did ask to copy the first couple of questions, I looked today and she had used 95% if it so I emailed her to say I wasn't happy!

She now only has about 25%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when I was 95 I updated my profile quite often because it was jokey and a piss take. I'm happy with it now because it says sod all about me but just covers the important stuff.

My best profile was a single dot. I loved getting mail from blokes saying they loved my profile and how fantastic I was. When I asked which bit they liked best, they never replied. Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back when I was 95 I updated my profile quite often because it was jokey and a piss take. I'm happy with it now because it says sod all about me but just covers the important stuff.

My best profile was a single dot. I loved getting mail from blokes saying they loved my profile and how fantastic I was. When I asked which bit they liked best, they never replied. Weird.

Just out of interest, have you had any 'sexy pics' messages since u posted ur current avatar ? (other than the one off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back when I was 95 I updated my profile quite often because it was jokey and a piss take. I'm happy with it now because it says sod all about me but just covers the important stuff.

My best profile was a single dot. I loved getting mail from blokes saying they loved my profile and how fantastic I was. When I asked which bit they liked best, they never replied. Weird.

I have been on a break and my profile said so, one go who messaged me said he found it exiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three!

But never say never again!!

*ps - good job on the rewrite Rubes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back when I was 95 I updated my profile quite often because it was jokey and a piss take. I'm happy with it now because it says sod all about me but just covers the important stuff.

My best profile was a single dot. I loved getting mail from blokes saying they loved my profile and how fantastic I was. When I asked which bit they liked best, they never replied. Weird.

Just out of interest, have you had any 'sexy pics' messages since u posted ur current avatar ? (other than the one off me

Oddly, this avatar has got me more mail than I've had in months! I had one bloke asking me for a face pic. I said it is my face. He didn't reply.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'm forever updating it with stuff. Have done so today! Only because I've discovered a new side to me as a greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once, first time I had loads of info then I made it concise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always adding bits and removing others. It changes with the experiences you have.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don;t think that this has been changed since we opened the profile. Both our Fet profiles get regular tweaks and occasional overhauls though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody loads, although im not sure why, cos most dont seem to read it before messaging... Thus being, wasting my time and heir own... Numpties!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody loads, although im not sure why, cos most dont seem to read it before messaging... Thus being, wasting my time and heir own... Numpties!!

Try writing it over your body and I'm sure it'll be read fully..... More than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twice. its pretty perfect right now though

pics need my cock in ur gub..then its perfect

get ur ass down here then padster and lets get some pictures done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody loads, although im not sure why, cos most dont seem to read it before messaging... Thus being, wasting my time and heir own... Numpties!!

Try writing it over your body and I'm sure it'll be read fully..... More than once

Oh im sure it would, but that wud entice all the waifs n strays...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody loads, although im not sure why, cos most dont seem to read it before messaging... Thus being, wasting my time and heir own... Numpties!!

Try writing it over your body and I'm sure it'll be read fully..... More than once

Oh im sure it would, but that wud entice all the waifs n strays...

Hey I'm not that bad

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