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By *abysarm1982 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Loughborough

Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂

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By * and cCouple
24 weeks ago

wellingborogh

We love a dick pic!

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By *abysarm1982 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Loughborough


"We love a dick pic!"

Funny you said that I have plenty 😉

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan
24 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire


"But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle "

I'm not sure I can engage with this discussion until you've shown us where to find some examples.

Purely for the purpose of debate

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂"

I don't generally see those elements on a single profile. I see people who don't want gratuitous genitalia pictures and I see people who post gratuitous genitalia photos, but rarely do I see them both in one profile 💜

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂"

Question is, would you drink the prosecco from the bottle? I know i would 👌🤓🥷

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Each to their own.

I don't get the hate, I wanna know what I could be dealing with!

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

No.

These threads reveal to me that some people don't understand the complexities of more than one person existing at once.

A person does not like something and asks not to receive it.

A person may also realise that other people like a related thing, and, targeting their profile towards other people, uses the related thing to their advantage.

I would have thought this was a basic concept that one grasps well before adulthood, but apparently I'm mistaken again.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂"

Very rare to see a foof pic when that is written. But if they want to be a hypocrite then it’s their profile.

Maybe send one of your dick pics to someone who doesn’t state that on their profile OP… just a thought 🤷‍♂️

Ps. That isn’t an invitation. I print all the ones off I receive and paper my downstairs loo with them.

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂

Very rare to see a foof pic when that is written. But if they want to be a hypocrite then it’s their profile.

Maybe send one of your dick pics to someone who doesn’t state that on their profile OP… just a thought 🤷‍♂️

Ps. That isn’t an invitation. I print all the ones off I receive and paper my downstairs loo with them. "

All of them....not just the pretty ones??? 🤔

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂

Very rare to see a foof pic when that is written. But if they want to be a hypocrite then it’s their profile.

Maybe send one of your dick pics to someone who doesn’t state that on their profile OP… just a thought 🤷‍♂️

Ps. That isn’t an invitation. I print all the ones off I receive and paper my downstairs loo with them.

All of them....not just the pretty ones??? 🤔"

Yep all of them. With the fab names on them

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan
24 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire


"Ps. That isn’t an invitation. I print all the ones off I receive and paper my downstairs loo with them. "

Maybe if we all contribute, you'll have enough to paper the living room as well?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
24 weeks ago

Tamworth

Are you sure the same women fucking bottles are specifying they don’t want dick pics? Or are you confusing all women with being one hive mind and asking why different women do different things?

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By *issmorganWoman
24 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I don't think that's the same women saying no dick pics op.

I say I don't want them in my inbox, as I don't, there's thousands on here.

I don't share anything v explicit on my profile.

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂

Very rare to see a foof pic when that is written. But if they want to be a hypocrite then it’s their profile.

Maybe send one of your dick pics to someone who doesn’t state that on their profile OP… just a thought 🤷‍♂️

Ps. That isn’t an invitation. I print all the ones off I receive and paper my downstairs loo with them.

All of them....not just the pretty ones??? 🤔

Yep all of them. With the fab names on them "

Any kind of rating system???

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂

Very rare to see a foof pic when that is written. But if they want to be a hypocrite then it’s their profile.

Maybe send one of your dick pics to someone who doesn’t state that on their profile OP… just a thought 🤷‍♂️

Ps. That isn’t an invitation. I print all the ones off I receive and paper my downstairs loo with them.

All of them....not just the pretty ones??? 🤔"

#mineisn'tthere 🤓🥷

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By *earditallWoman
24 weeks ago

Lancaster

Fizz bang wallop i don't want dick pics but I like asti

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West

If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?"

It's a Lynx can 👌🤓🥷

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By *ornyray69Man
24 weeks ago

stockton on tees

I’d happily send

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂

Very rare to see a foof pic when that is written. But if they want to be a hypocrite then it’s their profile.

Maybe send one of your dick pics to someone who doesn’t state that on their profile OP… just a thought 🤷‍♂️

Ps. That isn’t an invitation. I print all the ones off I receive and paper my downstairs loo with them.

All of them....not just the pretty ones??? 🤔

Yep all of them. With the fab names on them

Any kind of rating system???"

Nope. I like to mix it up. Seen one… seen them all.

(Said nobody ever)

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

We’re women. We are complicated dammit!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

#mineisn'tthere 🤓🥷"

Yet

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?"

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"

#mineisn'tthere 🤓🥷

Yet"

Special place for me? The u bend? 🤭🤓🥷

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪"

Hang on... let me grab my notepad and pen

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

It's a Lynx can 👌🤓🥷"

Silly me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like to see the cock I'm going to meet. I also want to see the person, too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

#mineisn'tthere 🤓🥷

Yet

Special place for me? The u bend? 🤭🤓🥷"

🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪"

Especially if it’s not flushed

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed "

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?"

Don't forget the underneath stains 🤓🥷

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?"

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

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By *urvylasscplCouple
24 weeks ago

Ashbourne

We’re not against a dick pic but do send a face pic too if you’re going to dm us.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁"

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT"

How about Guinness?

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?"

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁"

Buckfast for viewers in Scotland 🤓🥷

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁

Buckfast for viewers in Scotland 🤓🥷"

Only Carling for the GOAT.

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁

Buckfast for viewers in Scotland 🤓🥷"

Regional preferences have to be accomodated sure 🤣🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁

Buckfast for viewers in Scotland 🤓🥷

Only Carling for the GOAT.

"

Might as well just have a pint pot of piss at that rate 🤭🤓🥷

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁

Buckfast for viewers in Scotland 🤓🥷

Only Carling for the GOAT.

Might as well just have a pint pot of piss at that rate 🤭🤓🥷"

Uh huh..

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁

Buckfast for viewers in Scotland 🤓🥷

Only Carling for the GOAT.

"

Aw come on...a 2L bottle of white lightening is top tier 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

You have great taste in books!

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By *orphia2003Woman
24 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I don't want any genital pics sent to my profile. I don't post any and I won't send any.

Doesn't seem to stop people sending and asking though. Apparently it's acceptable to 'try your luck'. Not with me it isn't.

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By *atalotofpussy69Man
24 weeks ago

Dunstable

I'd say it's each to their own and respect what the profile says. I only send face pics, and I'm sure if the woman wanted a dik pic they'd ask, just a thought!

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By *abysarm1982 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Loughborough


"We’re not against a dick pic but do send a face pic too if you’re going to dm us. "

I do send a face pic as well

If they put " don't send a dick pic unless a face pic is included as well"

Am all game for it

But saying you don't want dick pics because they are disgusting then rocking your world with a corner shop magnum of the worst prosecco is taking it a bit to far lol

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By *abysarm1982 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Loughborough


"If I post a cock pic next to a sky remote. Will that enhance my profile? The ladies love that don't they?

Yes...yes we do...include a toilet in the background and its instant FAF 🤪

Especially if it’s not flushed

How about toilet seat up too? Will that help?

Yes...or for extra points a broken one 😁

All of the above with a Carling can in the pic is the GOAT

How about Guinness?

No...has to be Carling ...or White Lightening😁

Buckfast for viewers in Scotland 🤓🥷

Only Carling for the GOAT.

Aw come on...a 2L bottle of white lightening is top tier 🤣🤣"

Spat my drink out at buck fast 😂😂😂

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"But saying you don't want dick pics because they are disgusting then rocking your world with a corner shop magnum of the worst prosecco is taking it a bit to far lol"

Are they actually the same person, or are all females just one homogenous mass here? 💜

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By *issmorganWoman
24 weeks ago

Calderdale innit


"But saying you don't want dick pics because they are disgusting then rocking your world with a corner shop magnum of the worst prosecco is taking it a bit to far lol

Are they actually the same person, or are all females just one homogenous mass here? 💜"

Yeah women here are all the same and like /want the same too

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By *elvetNeuronWoman
24 weeks ago

Risa, Beta Quadrant

I don't mind a dick pick, I just don't like the first message I get from someone to be of their dick along with a wink emoji 😄

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We’re not against a dick pic but do send a face pic too if you’re going to dm us.

I do send a face pic as well

If they put " don't send a dick pic unless a face pic is included as well"

Am all game for it

But saying you don't want dick pics because they are disgusting then rocking your world with a corner shop magnum of the worst prosecco is taking it a bit to far lol"

To me it's really easy.

If I think someone's profile is hypocritical or distasteful, I don't message them. If I feel really strongly about it, I block them so I don't have to look at it anymore

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By *heffstarMan
24 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Why do some women put that they don't want dick pictures because they find them crude and disgusting

But there profile picture is them fucking themselves with a processco bottle

Like is it me or is that just being a tad hypocritical 😂😂"

Because its there choice so should just be respected

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