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Dumbest thing you've done lately?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seeing as the weather was positively glorious yesterday I decided to walk to the gym whilst listening to my iPod which takes the best part of an hour. Upon arriving I went straight into the changing room, sat down, opened my bag only to realise that I had forgotten EVERYTHING I needed, Tshirt, shorts/bottoms, trainers, sweat towel, the lot!

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By *illyxWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

Last night I out my dinner in the oven, went to get it out later and realised I hadn't turned the oven on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as the weather was positively glorious yesterday I decided to walk to the gym whilst listening to my iPod which takes the best part of an hour. Upon arriving I went straight into the changing room, sat down, opened my bag only to realise that I had forgotten EVERYTHING I needed, Tshirt, shorts/bottoms, trainers, sweat towel, the lot!"

I haven’t done anything that stupid…….. lately

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Oops

Whilst cooking dinner for friends, I put a chicken in the oven as part of our roast - only to realise after 45 minutes I hadn't put the oven on

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Seeing as the weather was positively glorious yesterday I decided to walk to the gym whilst listening to my iPod which takes the best part of an hour. Upon arriving I went straight into the changing room, sat down, opened my bag only to realise that I had forgotten EVERYTHING I needed, Tshirt, shorts/bottoms, trainers, sweat towel, the lot!"

Look on the bright side - you got a good walk in!

Dumb is my default position so can't really think of anything startling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always doing daft things

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast


"Last night I out my dinner in the oven, went to get it out later and realised I hadn't turned the oven on "

Is it wrong that part of me is pleased I'm not the only one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaken a bottle of milk with the top off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to put the milk on the kettle stand while opening the fridge to put the kettle in it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Did they make you do it in your pants?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Did they make you do it in your pants?"

Those were the days eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sprayed Gillette foam under my arms instead of spray.

And I've also sprayed Aftershave straight in my eyes while testing it in a shop..the nozzle was turned.

I've also jumped out of a tree from 30ft with my superman cape on when I was a kid. The cape didnt work so should have been refunded.

I could go on...the list is endless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell UP the stairs, twice this week & now can't walk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a dishcloth in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried to put the milk on the kettle stand while opening the fridge to put the kettle in it "
i ( moose) have done that

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Walked the 10 minutes from work to the car, only to find out I'd left my car keys in my locker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assumed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assumed"

Makes an ass of u and me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latest thing seems to be getting low battery on my "smartphone" (AKA battery muncher) plugging it into the charger socket and going away, only to return expecting a fully charged battery only I didn't turn the socket on.

DOH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assumed

Makes an ass of u and me."

Doesn't it just

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Sprayed hair removing mousse in my eye and on my eyebrow, instead of under my arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didn't boil kettle cold cup of tea just now lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Did they make you do it in your pants?

Those were the days eh?"

That was my initial thought too! Ah, the indignity of doing gym in knickers and vest lives with me to this day (I was 27 when it happened)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Did they make you do it in your pants?

Those were the days eh?

That was my initial thought too! Ah, the indignity of doing gym in knickers and vest lives with me to this day (I was 27 when it happened) "

You should have had a rummage in lost property

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went into the garage for petrol - and destroyed the garage .... was asked to go to another one along with all the other customers ..... please note "it wasn't my fault"

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