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How to measure length.

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By *hattyhubby OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

So random kinda question. Where to start and end. Inches or cm too

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By *imon_hydeMan
24 weeks ago

Stockport

Do you have a sky remote?

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
24 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"So random kinda question. Where to start and end. Inches or cm too "

According to Google... Along the top a from your body to the tip. None of this from the balls crap

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By *acey_RedWoman
24 weeks ago

Liverpool

According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin...

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By *irthmasterCoolMan
24 weeks ago

Leeds

More about the girth

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By *illybuggerMan
24 weeks ago

nr Worcester

If you can’t find a sky remote , a deodorant can works lol

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
24 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin..."

Don't you mean from the tip of the ass haha

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By *acey_RedWoman
24 weeks ago

Liverpool


"According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin...

Don't you mean from the tip of the ass haha "

Do you know where your coccyx is? 🤔

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
24 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin...

Don't you mean from the tip of the ass haha

Do you know where your coccyx is? 🤔"

Base of spine but the fat of the ass goes back further than that

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By *hattyhubby OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

All fantastic information. Was just a random thought what came into my head when looking at my personal photos ha.

Many thanks people

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By *lrightthenMan
24 weeks ago

Bradford

Numbers are completely irrelevant since most lie about their size giving a skewed perspective of size

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

From your arsehole to the tip.

Best for giving you the greatest length

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The best and most accurate technique is to tie one end of a measuring tape to a lamppost, wrap the tape around your waist at least three times and then finally, measure your member.

Oh…don’t forget to multiply the said measurement by two for the final figure 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin..."

Harsh

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By *hekaiserMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Do you have a sky remote?"

Sky Q remote is smaller than the standard sky remote used by guys

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By *ddie1966Man
24 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Personally I use milky ways as a reference.

I'm at 4. (fun sized ones)

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By *ynamite500Man
24 weeks ago

Angus

Furlongs!😁

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By *uke_silverMan
24 weeks ago

London

Used to be a prototype bar for the metre, but now it's defined wrt the distance travelled by light in a vacuum.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Central

I provide internationally recognised measurements

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By *iddle ManMan
24 weeks ago

Walsall

Just don't use a Pringle can.

If I want to measure something, I usually use a tape measure or at least a measuring device.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
24 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

I use a measuring wheel

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By *athomMan
24 weeks ago

South Coast

Easy for me

Vernier for Length

Micrometer for girth 😊

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By *heelerMan
24 weeks ago

Northants

2 clenched hands and a thumb

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By *andy manMan
24 weeks ago

Nearby

The official SI unit for cock measurement is the Delusion (De)

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Ask a lady to do it truthfully and honest failing that just don’t measure you can’t do anything about it

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By *host63Man
24 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Never ever measured it. The damn thing works and thats all that matters

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By *ellhungvweMan
24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Whatever number you come up with, remember that you have to walk the talk at the end of the day.

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester

I consider this to be similar to the well known alledged multiplier for "body count" (hate that phrase)

Whatever a man says divide by 2 😁

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By *kphooey43Man
24 weeks ago

Barnet

I use 'what three words', seems to be:

///impulsive.transcribes.crabmeat to ///morphing.plot.texted

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By *dible_KinkCouple
24 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Trundle wheel from the body to the tip. The wheel itself is 14", so you can't really log a measurement smaller than that

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By *ittylover123Man
24 weeks ago

donegal

Same as anything else start at the start!

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
24 weeks ago

Didcot


"So random kinda question. Where to start and end. Inches or cm too "

Really, just why?

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By *im le2Man
24 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

We all lie. I tell ppl I'm four and a half when it's really four and a quarter.

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By *ddieg85Man
24 weeks ago

Cumbria

I used a Mr sheen can lol

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By *obajxMan
24 weeks ago

Cheshire


"If you can’t find a sky remote , a deodorant can works lol"

I must dig my travel size Sure out of my overnight bag

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By *ustforfun1759Couple
24 weeks ago

IRVINE

Does it really matter as long as it works mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin..."

😂

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By *utsackerMan
24 weeks ago

north east

I don’t measure as know I’ll be highly disappointed either the result, I just tell everyone it’s fucking tiny then I’d done woman gives you pity sex and it’s slightly above tiny it’s a pleasant surprise for her

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