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standard unit for co*k size,,

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

We all know that a mans inch is variable dependent on whats being measured, a cock inchi s larger than his waist inch,

We ve had sky remotes, deoderant cans and other things utilised,

As most ladies have an area of expertise in chocolate, wouldnt it be easier and far more accurate if men were measured in chunks, so for example I might be a 10 chunk dairy milker, theyre a standard size, ladies you can always bring a bar of chocolate to a meet and lets face it if youre dis appointed in his chunky bit you get the chocolate anyway,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is similar to a Toblerone

In shape anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You not heard of the old mars bar parties lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Mine is similar to a Toblerone

In shape anyway"

As long as its not a curly wurly I wouldn't worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is similar to a Toblerone

In shape anyway"

Triangle cock, mm interesting, now that we would like to see xx

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro


"You not heard of the old mars bar parties lol "

They've got smaller too

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

mines a milk tray and everybody knows a lady loves milk tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines looks like a twix... Should I be worried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You not heard of the old mars bar parties lol

They've got smaller too "

That's very true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines looks like a twix... Should I be worried lol"

Twice the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mines a milk tray and everybody knows a lady loves milk tray"

I like the soft caramel so when you bite it, the centre just ooozzerrrsss out yummy xx

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"mines a milk tray and everybody knows a lady loves milk tray

I like the soft caramel so when you bite it, the centre just ooozzerrrsss out yummy xx"
that happens to me when u lick bite it gently lol creamy stuff ouzzzzzzes out the end too lol

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

When I grow up I wantt a man sized one,,

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Havent had a yorkie in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines just funsize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer cheese to chocolate and NOOOOO not that type of cheese...so cmon whose got a stilton wheelsize...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines just funsize "

Mines Jamboree Bag sized...

... and the sherbet dipper is quite interesting too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone remember Rowntree’s Nutty Bars from the 1970’s

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Haven't both Mars bars and dairy milk become smaller over time ?

Bit like metric and imperial so are you a pre or post 85 Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't we just use tape measures without the first 2 numbers chopped off!

I once met someone who's username suggested his size - to this day I'm not sure how he measured it!

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