FabSwingers.com forum: 12 rules before having sex.

By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

I read an article and it was about a woman who is a 33 year old virgin, the reason she is that is because she have 12 rules before heaving sex.

The reason she have those 12 rules is because she have high standards and not messing around.

I can understand it, as she said that she doesnt want to end up with someone that she is going to divorce later, so what are some of the rules you might ask? Well here they are:

1 Family oriented

2 Genuine

3 Kind hearted

4 Taller than her

5 Athletic build

6 Loves to travel

7 Loves the outdoors

8 Darling

9 Hasnt been married before.

10 Humour

11 Stability

12 Respect me

It would be interesting to see what your view of it is and do you think it is good to have such a long list if requirements?

I think it is abit excessive and that by having such a long list, one would be a virgin for a very long time too

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By *luebell888Woman
31 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Is she looking for a shag or a husband?

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By *ude LawMan
31 weeks ago

There are three rules that I live by, Shag.

Never get less than twelve hours sleep;

Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city;

And never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
31 weeks ago

Bliss

No list for me. There are no hard and fast rules for a long lasting marriage, especially when life gets in the way and people can change their minds.

I'll keep my fwb lifestyle ta

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By *ussexcouple40Couple
31 weeks ago

Sussex

"I read an article and it was about a woman who is a 33 year old virgin, the reason she is that is because she have 12 rules before heaving sex.

She sounds a hoot

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By *aomilatteCouple
31 weeks ago

Midlands

Was this the same woman who was on Fab looking for a tall, handsome, athletic, well endowed, bi man, who enjoyed mountain biking and being pegged?

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By *lan157Man
31 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I worked in an office many years ago and a woman on another floor had a sign on her desk " don't smile at me unless you can afford the best hotels " . A rather shorter list .

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

The older she gets, number 9 will start to get tricky (if she likes men her age).

I think it is excessive and doesn’t focus on the important things in a relationship, like asking the fella “Can you cook? And are you happy to do so foreverrrrrrrr”.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"The older she gets, number 9 will start to get tricky (if she likes men her age).

I think it is excessive and doesn’t focus on the important things in a relationship, like asking the fella “Can you cook? And are you happy to do so foreverrrrrrrr”.

And it is VERY excessive if she just want sex! “Do they have clean socks and a clean cock?” is my pre sex wants!

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By *vaRoseWoman
31 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

What exactly is “Darling”?

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By *ellhungvweMan
31 weeks ago

Cheltenham

She sounds like she is missing the point of life. She wants nothing less than perfection. Which is a perfect way to get nothing.

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By *ude LawMan
31 weeks ago

"What exactly is “Darling”?"

I don't know, darling.

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By *rasshopper201Man
31 weeks ago

kendal

And if you where all these things what do you get in return nobody is that perfect though out life circumstances change illness job money problems she will be a virgin a long time she doesn’t want to risk failure and with all the cards in the right place success isn’t guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"What exactly is “Darling”?"

Daring? I mean who doesn’t love fucking a guy with a parachute on at 12000 feet!

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
31 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"What exactly is “Darling”?

Daring? I mean who doesn’t love fucking a guy with a parachute on at 12000 feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"She sounds like she is missing the point of life. She wants nothing less than perfection. Which is a perfect way to get nothing."

I love this ❤️

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"What exactly is “Darling”?

Daring? I mean who doesn’t love fucking a guy with a parachute on at 12000 feet!

Me"

Spoilsport!

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By *ackformore100Man
31 weeks ago

Tin town

Is it a real story or a bit of click bait tat shag?

One really covers it.

They make me feel happy

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
31 weeks ago

North West

A list of long requirements is unrealistic & she could be in for a long wait.

Me & the Mrs don’t have too much in common & have been together over 20 years.

Relationships aren’t a clinical business transaction - they either work or they don’t. It’s not an exact science as I’m sure many people who have been in one may testify.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
31 weeks ago

Reading

I guess it works for her? In that not finding someone to fit that doesn’t seem to be interfering with her life. Maybe she doesn’t actually want sex or a partner?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
31 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

She’s a lesbian.

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By *eorgesdad69Man
31 weeks ago

Long Eaton

She will be a lonely old virgin spinster with those rules 🤣😂

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By *ornucopiaMan
31 weeks ago

Bexley

I went on a date with a woman who had heard it said that one should meet 50 times before having sex.

So far I have met her about four times and she is currently away for all the winter months!

How do people rate my chances of a shag?

She didn’t actually say that she was sticking to the advice.

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
31 weeks ago

North West

"I went on a date with a woman who had heard it said that one should meet 50 times before having sex.

So far I have met her about four times and she is currently away for all the winter months!

How do people rate my chances of a shag?

She didn’t actually say that she was sticking to the advice."

As my Mum used to say to me:

‘Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can,

Seldom in a woman, but never in a man’

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By *earditallWoman
31 weeks ago

Lancaster

They have to have a pulse!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

She must live in a way that suits her.

I have two rules

1. Mutual attraction

2. Respect

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I don't think it's good to have such a long list of requirements, in as much as it wouldn't suit me, and if she's still not finding anyone then perhaps she should consider adjusting her expectations.

But, it is good to have standards. It's good to know what you want. And if you don't want to settle for less than perfection, don't. The worst thing you can do with your life is spend it with the wrong person.

It's that thing with the rhetoric that women are only interested in the top 10-20% of men. It's not that we're all angrily competing for the top specimens, we just weigh up whether being with that person is more appealing than being alone, and often the alone wins 💜

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By *esco Value ThorMan
31 weeks ago

London

Her arse can’t be hairier than mine

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By *earditallWoman
31 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Her arse can’t be hairier than mine "

That's me out

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By *esco Value ThorMan
31 weeks ago

London

"Her arse can’t be hairier than mine

That's me out

*pulls out razor.*

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

Also individual women will have a different top 10-20% (if the rhetoric is even true)

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Is she looking for a shag or a husband?"
Hi bluebell, it seems that she is looking for a husband too

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
31 weeks ago

Prestwich

As a species we have such a bizarre relationship with sex, hence the existence of this website.

Imagine if people could simple just fuck without the need to prefix or suffix meaning above the act?

Weird.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Also individual women will have a different top 10-20% (if the rhetoric is even true)"

I mean, yes to the actual content of the perceived top percentile varying depending on the woman and what she values. But also no it's not even true of anything outside of dating app statistics, which more just demonstrates that women are more likely to only swipe right on people who actually look like they might be right for them rather than the well known common male approach of swipe right on anything that doesn't make you feel physically ill. It was more to point out that it is a conscious choice to keep our own peace instead of wasting our lives with the wrong people.

Man I think mine is like a personal top 2% at best, and I still get around 😅 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Well that appears excessive

also slightly strange! How are we defining “Darling” haha!

I think she’s looking for the impossible. We all have our things, but I think she’s missing the point that we need to be looking at the person and not their past/hobbies

Char

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By *uliette500Woman
31 weeks ago

Hull

She isnt looking for a bit of sexy fun she is looking for a life partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Does he drive his own car? Is he well adjusted to this clown world that we live in ? How is my gut feeling? 3 boxes I check

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

"She isnt looking for a bit of sexy fun she is looking for a life partner. "

I think she is too and in that case I think she's right to have a very clear idea of what she wants. There's a much higher chance of compatibility if you're clear on what you want before you start

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By *007ManMan
31 weeks ago

Worthing

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By *007ManMan
31 weeks ago

Worthing

Her favourite actor would not need most of that.

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By *ittynzWoman
31 weeks ago

Richmond

"She sounds like she is missing the point of life. She wants nothing less than perfection. Which is a perfect way to get nothing."

❣️100%

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By *ittynzWoman
31 weeks ago

Richmond

Some really funny replies to this thread wish we could emoji a reply

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By *ensuallover1000Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My list….

1: Does she have a pulse?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Such stringent checklists are sometimes perhaps made explicitly and deliberately to fail; Almost as though the author is haughtily self validating and justifying the benefits of staying single.

…..I dunno 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *agic.MMan
31 weeks ago

Kent/London

I prefer principles over rules...and one of those principles is "be the type of person you want to have in your life"

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By *he Desired EffectMan
31 weeks ago

London

After reading that list of requirements, I can see now, where I've been going wrong...

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"There are three rules that I live by, Shag.

Never get less than twelve hours sleep;

Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city;

And never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."
Those are good rules too

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By *nnandElleCouple
31 weeks ago

Brackley

I bet she's a right minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Lots of foreplay x12

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
31 weeks ago

cirencester

No one want the 12" rule??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Central

"Is she looking for a shag or a husband?"

Is she perhaps looking for the ShagTonight?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
31 weeks ago

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Oooo I’m also curious what darling is 🤔

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"She must live in a way that suits her.

I have two rules

1. Mutual attraction

2. Respect

"
Hi nicecouple, yes, you are right there, she must live in a way that suits her, those 2 rules you have are also good too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"What exactly is “Darling”?"
Hi eva, yes. I also wonder what a darling is too?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
31 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

Well, I'd suggest it doesn't seem to be serving her well so far.

Admittedly, when I was single on here, I had a much longer list.

Filters, girls, filters!!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
31 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

The fact that she said divorce later seams to imply that she's not going to have sex until after she's married.

My Mum told me to "try before you buy"

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By *estructionDollyWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester

She needs to start living life more and get off her pedestal.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"The older she gets, number 9 will start to get tricky (if she likes men her age).

I think it is excessive and doesn’t focus on the important things in a relationship, like asking the fella “Can you cook? And are you happy to do so foreverrrrrrrr”.

And it is VERY excessive if she just want sex! “Do they have clean socks and a clean cock?” is my pre sex wants!

"
Hi luna, yes, you are right there, the older she gets, number 9 will start to get tricky too, yes, focus on the important things in a relationship is more important as well

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By *orthern StarsCouple
31 weeks ago

Durham

All those rules, just to have sex?!

She doesn't know what she's missing. I feel really sad for her actually.

Ruby

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By *londebiguyMan
31 weeks ago

Southport

What a palaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Fuck that.

1. Is she hot

2. Does she wanna go on me

3. Bang her

Done

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"No list for me. There are no hard and fast rules for a long lasting marriage, especially when life gets in the way and people can change their minds.

I'll keep my fwb lifestyle ta

"
Hi christabelle, that is good you dont have a list and how you keep your fwb lifestyle too, yes, you are right there, people can change their minds as well

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By *hagTonight OP Man
31 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"She needs to start living life more and get off her pedestal. "
Hi _estructiondolly, yes, you are right there, she needs to start living life more too

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By *ackformore100Man
31 weeks ago

Tin town

"She needs to start living life more and get off her pedestal. "

Maybe she's already living her life the way she wants to? Not seeing any pedestal..just her choices.

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By *cLovin2Man
31 weeks ago

London

"As a species we have such a bizarre relationship with sex, hence the existence of this website.

Imagine if people could simple just fuck without the need to prefix or suffix meaning above the act?

Weird. "

There's definitely no dating apps in the jungle, at most you might have to drop a dead animal at her feet, to give her something to chew on, whilst I mount her from behind.

We as a species seem to have become obsessed with it, I blame religion myself.

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By *cLovin2Man
31 weeks ago

London

No 9 is odd? so the guy can have had hundreds of lovers, but as long as he didn't signed a piece of paper, He's ok?

How many over 30 year old, male virgins are you going to find in the UK?

The few that remain will surely fail her other Tests.

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By *im le2Man
31 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

"I worked in an office many years ago and a woman on another floor had a sign on her desk " don't smile at me unless you can afford the best hotels " . A rather shorter list . "

If I promis not to smile can we go to a cheap hotel or back to mine.

I've got an expensive car I've just filled up the tank.

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By *ellinever70Woman
31 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Her life, Her list and her self respect

I think if any of us were to put down on paper the things we consider when choosing a life partner, then it would read as being picky and clinical

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By *icecouple561Couple
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31 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Her life, Her list and her self respect

I think if any of us were to put down on paper the things we consider when choosing a life partner, then it would read as being picky and clinical

It would and I think more of us should think a bit harder about what we want from a life partner.

It's often said that women are too picky then they're criticised if they have sex with lots of men. 🤷‍♀️

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By *SharedAdventureCouple
31 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I dunno while I see some of these as a bit much, we all have preferences and requirements.

For me .

Attraction.

Personality.

Good chat.

Nice cock.

Not an idiot.

Kisses well.

Theres 6 right away....

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