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If I bought you a (small) portion of chips, a can of 7up and gave you half a kinder egg*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you have sex with me?

*kinder egg toy is mine but I'll allow you 5minutes playsies with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swap it for a can of Tango and bung in a battered sausage and i'll consider it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"swap it for a can of Tango and bung in a battered sausage and i'll consider it "

You'll be getting bunged with batter from a sausage alright...

Or something, its too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"swap it for a can of Tango and bung in a battered sausage and i'll consider it

You'll be getting bunged with batter from a sausage alright...

Or something, its too early"

haha its too early to be eating chips and drinking fizzy pop.. never too early to devour a kinder egg though

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

if you melt the chocolate ..might have a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a five course meal at a Michelin star restaurant then your on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it a five course meal at a Michelin star restaurant then your on "

and the guys always make out its the women who are high maintenance and demanding lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd expect my own kinder egg (toy mine) large chips, a fishcake, fresh bread with proper butter, a few sachets of mayor and a can of ginger beer.

I don't share chocolate or chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it a five course meal at a Michelin star restaurant then your on

and the guys always make out its the women who are high maintenance and demanding lol "

Im very high maintenance i enjoy the some of the better things in life haha ( to be honest a bacon butty does the same job)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd expect my own kinder egg (toy mine) large chips, a fishcake, fresh bread with proper butter, a few sachets of mayor and a can of ginger beer.

I don't share chocolate or chips. "

-insert smutty comment about munching on your fishcake-

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'd expect my own kinder egg (toy mine) large chips, a fishcake, fresh bread with proper butter, a few sachets of mayor and a can of ginger beer.

I don't share chocolate or chips.

-insert smutty comment about munching on your fishcake-"

Didn't I make it clear? I don't share nicely! You'll get stabbed with a chip fork at this rate!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Would you have sex with me?

*kinder egg toy is mine but I'll allow you 5minutes playsies with it."

Make it dr pepper and its a deal!

Lol

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a cream egg and vimto and i might buy ice cream after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you have sex with me?

*kinder egg toy is mine but I'll allow you 5minutes playsies with it."

Dont worry about the pop and chips i would do anything for half a kinder egg

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Would you have sex with me?

*kinder egg toy is mine but I'll allow you 5minutes playsies with it."

Can I have sex with you and have the chips after? Not a fan of sex on a full stomach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The items specified are non-negotiable but when and where you consume them is entirely up to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The items specified are non-negotiable but when and where you consume them is entirely up to you"

Hahaha ok!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you have sex with me?

*kinder egg toy is mine but I'll allow you 5minutes playsies with it."

No, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you have sex with me?

*kinder egg toy is mine but I'll allow you 5minutes playsies with it."

cherry tango and some haribo cherries and mmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I hear sausage getting a mention....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear sausage getting a mention.... "

Only interested if its a jumbo sausage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I hear sausage getting a mention....

Only interested if its a jumbo sausage..."

So I guess a chipolata is out of the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a greedy girl, if it is only wee sausages going I will need a fair few of them to satisfy me...

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"The items specified are non-negotiable but when and where you consume them is entirely up to you"

Oh, go on then.

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