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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Howdy! I've noticed more American cousins joining us in the Lounge recently.

Come and say hello if you're lurking.

What do you make the nut cases you observe here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sure there are loads of nut cases here!

nice selection of shoes by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely they'll be out doing lunch right now,,,,

Phwar see me talking all american there!

Doing lunch....eh...!...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Surely they'll be out doing lunch right now,,,,

Phwar see me talking all american there!

Doing lunch....eh...!... "

One just responded to Obi's thread. It's a big country and not lunchtime everywhere at the same time.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"im sure there are loads of nut cases here!

nice selection of shoes by the way "

Thank you - it's a pity I can't walk in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely they'll be out doing lunch right now,,,,

Phwar see me talking all american there!

Doing lunch....eh...!...

One just responded to Obi's thread. It's a big country and not lunchtime everywhere at the same time."

Doing Brunch then !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out for your undies people...

One Yank and they're off....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Still no Americans. What can I do to lure them out of hiding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could sing to help - but would have to go google the star and stripes words

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I could sing to help - but would have to go google the star and stripes words "

Don't try the Stars and Stripes - it's really hard to sing and it may scare them off.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Still no Americans. What can I do to lure them out of hiding?"

Hotdogs?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Still no Americans. What can I do to lure them out of hiding?

Hotdogs?"

Erm, I don't think I've got any hotdogs. Shouldn't we offer British fare though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weiner

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Still no Americans. What can I do to lure them out of hiding?

Hotdogs?

Erm, I don't think I've got any hotdogs. Shouldn't we offer British fare though?"

Burgers then. They'll love how different ours are.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have an expired Greencard does that count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no Americans. What can I do to lure them out of hiding?

Hotdogs?

Erm, I don't think I've got any hotdogs. Shouldn't we offer British fare though?"

Hot women? oops naughty me. had one or 2 look at me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gott im Himmel. Damn Yankees get everywhere these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free sausage,,,,,, get your free sausage..... sausage,,,,, free sausage,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate! American chocolate is vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free sausage,,,,,, get your free sausage..... sausage,,,,, free sausage,,, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no Americans. What can I do to lure them out of hiding?

Hotdogs?

Erm, I don't think I've got any hotdogs. Shouldn't we offer British fare though?

Burgers then. They'll love how different ours are."

What, made of horse and a bit on the small side

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Still no Americans. What can I do to lure them out of hiding?

Hotdogs?

Erm, I don't think I've got any hotdogs. Shouldn't we offer British fare though?

Burgers then. They'll love how different ours are.

What, made of horse and a bit on the small side "

Yep! Taste sensation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weiner "

Austrians...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weiner

Austrians...??? "

Sausage !

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think we need people from Oxford and Cambridge to lure them in. Anyone with a picture of Buck Palace (any palace) we could use to welcome the Americans?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

some of "us" are watching ya know....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"some of "us" are watching ya know...."

You don't count, and I mean that in the nicest way. You're already converted. You know what football is.

Isn't it almost KK time of the year for you again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need people from Oxford and Cambridge to lure them in. Anyone with a picture of Buck Palace (any palace) we could use to welcome the Americans?"

If they won’t come out the closet for a bit of sausage, there’s something not right somewhere!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think we need people from Oxford and Cambridge to lure them in. Anyone with a picture of Buck Palace (any palace) we could use to welcome the Americans?

If they won’t come out the closet for a bit of sausage, there’s something not right somewhere! "

You've been flogging that sausage all day. Put it away now, it's beginning to look a bit floppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need people from Oxford and Cambridge to lure them in. Anyone with a picture of Buck Palace (any palace) we could use to welcome the Americans?

If they won’t come out the closet for a bit of sausage, there’s something not right somewhere!

You've been flogging that sausage all day. Put it away now, it's beginning to look a bit floppy."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"some of "us" are watching ya know...."

Ah, sorry Mr T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count if we live here?

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"Surely they'll be out doing lunch right now,,,,

Phwar see me talking all american there!

Doing lunch....eh...!... "

lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does it count if we live here?

"

Not really. I've just noticed people with place names that I think are just up the road and then look at the profile and it turns out to be somewhere in America.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask... "

Ohh whats that then...lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

Ohh whats that then...lol"

You are not from Texas....silly billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask... "

You after a hand gun or summat...??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

You after a hand gun or summat...??

"

Nope....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

You after a hand gun or summat...??

Nope.... "

JR's autograph..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

You after a hand gun or summat...??

Nope.... "

Some 'chewin baccy'?..... as I believe our cousins in our late colonies in the Americas call it...???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

Ohh whats that then...lolYou are not from Texas....silly billy "

I lived there though does that count lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

Ohh whats that then...lolYou are not from Texas....silly billy

I lived there though does that count lol"

Nope gotta be a true blue rootin tootin Texan.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

Ohh whats that then...lolYou are not from Texas....silly billy

I lived there though does that count lolNope gotta be a true blue rootin tootin Texan. "

lol... I want some Seagrams seven...Boy I miss that..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If anyone is looking and you are from the Lone Star state, please PM me, I have a favour to ask...

Ohh whats that then...lolYou are not from Texas....silly billy

I lived there though does that count lolNope gotta be a true blue rootin tootin Texan.

lol... I want some Seagrams seven...Boy I miss that.. "

Im not keen on it.....Il have some shine though if you have any.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Not really. I've just noticed people with place names that I think are just up the road and then look at the profile and it turns out to be somewhere in America."

That's ok ma'am, I live in Derbyshireville

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Americans! I am offering to share my chocolate with you: Green and Black's Organic with Anglesey Sea Salt.

You'll love it. Creamy, not too sweet and a British company.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not really. I've just noticed people with place names that I think are just up the road and then look at the profile and it turns out to be somewhere in America.

That's ok ma'am, I live in Derbyshireville "

You're back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a thing for the 'merrican accent.

So any 'merricans just message me already!!

P.s especially if you resemble pink (singer) even slightly.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You're back!"

Your front looks mighty fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans! I am offering to share my chocolate with you: Green and Black's Organic with Anglesey Sea Salt.

You'll love it. Creamy, not too sweet and a British company."

I'm from Los Angeles,

is it too late to accept your offer?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Americans! I am offering to share my chocolate with you: Green and Black's Organic with Anglesey Sea Salt.

You'll love it. Creamy, not too sweet and a British company.

I'm from Los Angeles,

is it too late to accept your offer?"

It was chocolate week last week but you're in luck as I bought some last week and I haven't eaten it... yet.

Welcome to the forum. It's a strange mad place at times but fun may be found within this padded cell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans! I am offering to share my chocolate with you: Green and Black's Organic with Anglesey Sea Salt.

You'll love it. Creamy, not too sweet and a British company.

I'm from Los Angeles,

is it too late to accept your offer?

It was chocolate week last week but you're in luck as I bought some last week and I haven't eaten it... yet.

Welcome to the forum. It's a strange mad place at times but fun may be found within this padded cell.

"

Sounds delicious.

And thank you, I look forward to exploring the insanity here

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