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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...why is it that you always end up having such beautiful, sunny days when you have no one to meet for a little outdoor lovin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you're stuck inside teaching when you should be sat in a maxi dress with your norks out in a beer garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing about this kind of weather is that I've nearly come of my bike several times after being wholly distracted my curvy ladies in free flowing summer dresses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...why is it that you always end up having such beautiful, sunny days when you have no one to meet for a little outdoor lovin'?"

It's a total nightmare!

I haven't been outside with a scantily clad young lady in.....about 20 odd hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or when you're stuck inside teaching when you should be sat in a maxi dress with your norks out in a beer garden!

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I now have that image in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody great, clouds have appeared

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody great, clouds have appeared "

Well the weather should be in for the weekend, in the West Midlands at least - fingers crossed I can find a lady by then - cock shots ahoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody great, clouds have appeared

Well the weather should be in for the weekend, in the West Midlands at least - fingers crossed I can find a lady by then - cock shots ahoy! "

Lucky Midlands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another beautiful day, alas, my beautiful lady void remains unchanged

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Get the BBQ out..........

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the BBQ out..........

A"

You think the scent of king sized sausages will reel them in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the BBQ out..........

A

You think the scent of king sized sausages will reel them in?"

Oh the scent of king sized cock, I mean sausages would reel me in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the BBQ out..........

A

You think the scent of king sized sausages will reel them in?

Oh the scent of king sized cock, I mean sausages would reel me in!"

I'm glad you said sausages, as I really don't think barbequing my penis is the solution to my lady conundrum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all day i have been frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the BBQ out..........

A

You think the scent of king sized sausages will reel them in?

Oh the scent of king sized cock, I mean sausages would reel me in!

I'm glad you said sausages, as I really don't think barbequing my penis is the solution to my lady conundrum."

No I wouldn't imagine it is - it was the word king sized, having looked at your profile.... Oh behave Ruby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get the BBQ out..........

A

You think the scent of king sized sausages will reel them in?

Oh the scent of king sized cock, I mean sausages would reel me in!

I'm glad you said sausages, as I really don't think barbequing my penis is the solution to my lady conundrum.

No I wouldn't imagine it is - it was the word king sized, having looked at your profile.... Oh behave Ruby!"

As if I'd make such a boast without having the tool to support it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the BBQ out..........

A

You think the scent of king sized sausages will reel them in?

Oh the scent of king sized cock, I mean sausages would reel me in!

I'm glad you said sausages, as I really don't think barbequing my penis is the solution to my lady conundrum.

No I wouldn't imagine it is - it was the word king sized, having looked at your profile.... Oh behave Ruby!

As if I'd make such a boast without having the tool to support it"

Oh you really do have the tool to support it. You profile should just read, "Look at my huge cock" and that'll leave you full of many offers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You profile should just read, "Look at my huge cock" and that'll leave you full of many offers!"

Mostly from guys, sadly.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Orrrrrrrr...

You could be at work for a thirteen hour shift today and tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You profile should just read, "Look at my huge cock" and that'll leave you full of many offers!

Mostly from guys, sadly."

that's no good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You profile should just read, "Look at my huge cock" and that'll leave you full of many offers!

Mostly from guys, sadly.

that's no good "

No, it isn't, but sadly though nothing grabs more immediate profile views than a good cock pic, 90% of these will be from single males. Still, on occasion, somewhere in that remaining 10% there might just be a woman I'd be interested in meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You profile should just read, "Look at my huge cock" and that'll leave you full of many offers!

Mostly from guys, sadly.

that's no good

No, it isn't, but sadly though nothing grabs more immediate profile views than a good cock pic, 90% of these will be from single males. Still, on occasion, somewhere in that remaining 10% there might just be a woman I'd be interested in meeting."

Get a DJ!

* or some donuts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You profile should just read, "Look at my huge cock" and that'll leave you full of many offers!

Mostly from guys, sadly.

that's no good

No, it isn't, but sadly though nothing grabs more immediate profile views than a good cock pic, 90% of these will be from single males. Still, on occasion, somewhere in that remaining 10% there might just be a woman I'd be interested in meeting."

There's plenty of hope for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...why is it that you always end up having such beautiful, sunny days when you have no one to meet for a little outdoor lovin'?"

ya got that right

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