FabSwingers.com forum: Strange body parts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Zoe says my toes look like nik naks what parts of your bodies look like something else/

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nips have been likened to jelly tots without the sugar

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my legs look like tree trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock looks like a fanny...

Bloody cold weather...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zoe says my toes look like nik naks what parts of your bodies look like something else/

Steve

nothing, my whole body is close to perfection, in fact its often been mistaken for a godlike physique, unfortunately the god was Budda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf is a nik-nak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little pert almost perfect nose.....

shame the rest dont fooking match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wtf is a nik-nak?

well i used to like them......but gone off them for some reason

ie.corn type wrinkly crispy things

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"wtf is a nik-nak?

Its a savoury snack quite long and gnawled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an athletic swimmers body,

its in the boot of my car

*** serial killer manic laughter ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an athletic swimmers body,

its in the boot of my car

*** serial killer manic laughter ***

Bring it round here...Party....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you lot are some sick cookies

who would have thought when i started this thread we would have ended up with a body in someone boot. talk about getting off thread

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my bums a bit like a blanchmange - shall i bring that to the party! Z

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I have the Jelly Belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the Jelly Belly

I got the Moobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the Jelly Belly

lol - i must be a bit like a trifle then cos i have one of them too!!! Z

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I have the Jelly Belly

lol - i must be a bit like a trifle then cos i have one of them too!!! Z"

A VERY tasty trifle in that case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the Jelly Belly

lol - i must be a bit like a trifle then cos i have one of them too!!! Z

A VERY tasty trifle in that case

lol - plenty of sherry!!! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nipples have been described as being the size of wing nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock is like a walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just asked fatprick to describe my body

reply was

FOOKIN BONE IDLE

cheeky fooker

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm just completely strange.... end of!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just completely strange.... end of!!

Normal is boring, strange is interesting,

PS, nice ass

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