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"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them. I have regretted it ever day of my life since." Just had to.google it  | |||
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"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them. I have regretted it ever day of my life since." Your arse doesn't fit in it?  | |||
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"Hitchhiked a ride home at 4am after a night out, a guy stopped, I got in. 20 years later we're still together, married for 15 years, 3 kids. I was lucky!" Blimey!! 
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"Hitchhiked a ride home at 4am after a night out, a guy stopped, I got in. 20 years later we're still together, married for 15 years, 3 kids. I was lucky!" Aw wow | |||
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"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them. I have regretted it ever day of my life since. Your arse doesn't fit in it? "I will try it tonight. I wish I had bought two now, one for each cheek. FFS banana hammock impulse is growing again.  | |||
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"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them. I have regretted it ever day of my life since. Your arse doesn't fit in it?
I will try it tonight.
I wish I had bought two now, one for each cheek. FFS banana hammock impulse is growing again. "would you be able to video said arse getting into hammock please | |||
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"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them. I have regretted it ever day of my life since. Your arse doesn't fit in it?
I will try it tonight.
I wish I had bought two now, one for each cheek. FFS banana hammock impulse is growing again.
would you be able to video said arse getting into hammock please "
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying... "Danger do not touch" "Well of course... what else would you do with it?! What happened? | |||
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying... "Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened? "Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…  | |||
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Still - probably a preferable result to being torn limb from limb!
Impulsive? Yes! But a lucky escape!!  | |||
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying... "Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really… "*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse* Do it again Soxy... do it again? | |||
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying... "Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again? "You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next... | |||
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"What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done? " went shopping for a pushbike to get fit and bought a soft top car instead well it was sunny | |||
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying... "Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again?
You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next... "Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.  | |||
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" Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'. "What size feet does Soxy have? If you program the time machine right I'll liberated some... give you a bit more ass room...  | |||
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"Whilst d*unk at a zoo once I tried impressing my freinds by challenging a silverback gorilla to a fight! Luckily for me - being from central Africa (and of course a gorilla!) he didn't understand a word of English - and so more than likely took my words to be an attempt to sell him car insurance - as he simply threw some of his own shit at me!
Still - probably a preferable result to being torn limb from limb!
Impulsive? Yes! But a lucky escape!! "What made you go to the zoo d*unk? | |||
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" Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
What size feet does Soxy have? If you program the time machine right I'll liberated some... give you a bit more ass room... "He's a 10 and a 9 in some. You are a 6 so will need padding. Coordinates locked in. | |||
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"What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done? went shopping for a pushbike to get fit and bought a soft top car instead well it was sunny" That's a fairly big change of plan... bet you have no regrets... well other than the weather in the UK! | |||
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying... "Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again?
You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next...
Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'. " I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh.... | |||
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" He's a 10 and a 9 in some. You are a 6 so will need padding. Coordinates locked in." How do you know my shoe size you big stalking pansy? | |||
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"Quit my job, put my house on the market and buggered off to Australia. Decided one day was pretty much gone within a week. That was the biggest impulsive thing I've done lol. " Wow! That's put my impulse drive to Manchester for the weekend into the bin!! | |||
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"Whilst d*unk at a zoo once I tried impressing my freinds by challenging a silverback gorilla to a fight! Luckily for me - being from central Africa (and of course a gorilla!) he didn't understand a word of English - and so more than likely took my words to be an attempt to sell him car insurance - as he simply threw some of his own shit at me!
Still - probably a preferable result to being torn limb from limb!
Impulsive? Yes! But a lucky escape!!
What made you go to the zoo d*unk? "Was a hot sunny day and we'd got bored of sitting in the pub! Zoos are way more fun d*unk!!  | |||
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"Jumped out of an aeroplane " That takes some beating in my book,,, simply because you've got plenty opportunity to change you mind.... | |||
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" Was a hot sunny day and we'd got bored of sitting in the pub! Zoos are way more fun d*unk!! "Unless you piss off the gorilla and he starts chucking shit at you?
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying... "Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again?
You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next...
Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh.... "I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek.... Aaaaahh I see your point. | |||
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"Jumped out of an aeroplane That takes some beating in my book,,, simply because you've got plenty opportunity to change you mind.... "If it hadn't have been for the fact I was first to go and if I didn't go the other 3 couldn't believe me I would have backed out. As it happens it was bloody amazing and I'm glad I did it. Not so sure I would do it again mind. | |||
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" He's a 10 and a 9 in some. You are a 6 so will need padding. Coordinates locked in. How do you know my shoe size you big stalking pansy? " Oh I know so much. SoOoOOoOooo much! | |||
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" Was a hot sunny day and we'd got bored of sitting in the pub! Zoos are way more fun d*unk!!
Unless you piss off the gorilla and he starts chucking shit at you?
Were your friends impressed?"More amused than impressed! I'm only assuming that of course - as it took them an hour or so to stop rolling around the floor pissing themselves laughing! | |||
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" Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point. "Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel….... | |||
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" Was a hot sunny day and we'd got bored of sitting in the pub! Zoos are way more fun d*unk!!
Unless you piss off the gorilla and he starts chucking shit at you?
Were your friends impressed?
More amused than impressed!
I'm only assuming that of course - as it took them an hour or so to stop rolling around the floor pissing themselves laughing! "Ahhh... the whole laughing at you/with you dilemma! I'm guessing at you!! | |||
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" Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
"IT WAS A PRESENT!!! | |||
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" He's a 10 and a 9 in some. You are a 6 so will need padding. Coordinates locked in. How do you know my shoe size you big stalking pansy?
Oh I know so much. SoOoOOoOooo much! "So does Soxy by the looks of it... a kitty towel?? Hahaha! Loser! | |||
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" Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
IT WAS A PRESENT!!! "Yeah,,,, from yourself to yourself... | |||
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I think the danger thing has been inherent since I was young !!! | |||
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" Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
IT WAS A PRESENT!!!
Yeah,,,, from yourself to yourself... "At least it was a real present. All you ever get me are 'invisible' presents. Like my 'invisible' cravat and my 'invisible' Persian slippers.  | |||
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" Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
IT WAS A PRESENT!!!
Yeah,,,, from yourself to yourself...
At least it was a real present. All you ever get me are 'invisible' presents. Like my 'invisible' cravat and my 'invisible' Persian slippers. "sheeeesh Funks,,,,, thats gratitude for ya.... You told me you like them...!!! tuh | |||
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