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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mum was pelted with Snowballs today on way back from Church...Poor old luv got knocked over and lost half a bag of Tinned olde oak ham and sweet corn...

She was badly shaken and wet through...My problem is...Should I admit to it or carry on blaming six year old handicapped kid who lives next door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwww im gonna phone her and tell her.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Mum was pelted with Snowballs today on way back from Church...Poor old luv got knocked over and lost half a bag of Tinned olde oak ham and sweet corn...

She was badly shaken and wet through...My problem is...Should I admit to it or carry on blaming six year old handicapped kid who lives next door?

no brainer - keep blaming the kid - shame about the ham though! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

awwwww im gonna phone her and tell her.

You stay away after last time you spoke to her I got a clip round the ear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gonna get more than a clip sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Worst of it is she lost her good set of teeth as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AWWWWWWWW no one to chew ya crisps for ya now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AWWWWWWWW no one to chew ya crisps for ya now

I have two dogs...So ner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked that your dear old mam let you out without mittens. Snowballing can be quite dangerous, frostbite you know. Serves her right.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Worst of it is she lost her good set of teeth as well...

that is bad! my mum was always loosing hers - even went around in the washing machine a few times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AWWWWWWWW no one to chew ya crisps for ya now

I have two dogs...So ner!"

two toe suckers then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm shocked that your dear old mam let you out without mittens. Snowballing can be quite dangerous, frostbite you know. Serves her right.

Mine are attached by string through my anorak so cant loose them...Ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot.......?

ya dogs ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AWWWWWWWW no one to chew ya crisps for ya now

I have two dogs...So ner!

two toe suckers then

They would eat ya toes cos they think they are sausages...Have to be careful bout other stuff in front of them as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shocked that your dear old mam let you out without mittens. Snowballing can be quite dangerous, frostbite you know. Serves her right.

Mine are attached by string through my anorak so cant loose them...Ever...

Ah! I see. I had a kagool (because it was breathable apparently, but I tried breathing through but the cannabis just left a dirty great stain on the hood and my dad kicked me in the nutz, and that's when I went back to using roaches).. parents know fuck all don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh none of that in here ya know...

use the hoover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhhh none of that in here ya know...

use the hoover

Dyson sucks too hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you need to get a woman in...

One that can but with less suction

wishy ok with kagools though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you need to get a woman in...

One that can but with less suction

wishy ok with kagools though

The Tamworth suction engine has a good reputation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you need to get a woman in...

One that can but with less suction

wishy ok with kagools though

Huh! ... Nooooo!

Let me make this quite clear.

I DO NOT WANT A YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION TO 'KAGOOL YOMPING IN THE CHILTERNS' FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

Is that abundantly clear?

I have left those dark days behind me now and am quite happy with 'Pig Fertilizer and Country Gentleman's Gazette'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does normally ...

when its been emptied on a regular basis and dont have fluff clogging up the insides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you need to get a woman in...

One that can but with less suction

wishy ok with kagools though

Huh! ... Nooooo!

Let me make this quite clear.

I DO NOT WANT A YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION TO 'KAGOOL YOMPING IN THE CHILTERNS' FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

Is that abundantly clear?

I have left those dark days behind me now and am quite happy with 'Pig Fertilizer and Country Gentleman's Gazette'

Im happy when Im hiking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It does normally ...

when its been emptied on a regular basis and dont have fluff clogging up the insides

Yuk...Toes here I come....

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