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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As far as play areas go? Be as wild and adventurous as u like!

I'm thinking a steam room with built in showers and mud masks to apply to each other.

Fantasy rooms maybe?

Specialist areas?

Go on tell me all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medical room

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By *AMES19620Man
over a year ago

newport

thats for the bdsm antics i suppose lol

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Goldfish bowl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goldfish bowl. "

Goldfish bowl???? What's that when it's at home then?

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By *AMES19620Man
over a year ago

newport

sex on a bed fish tank new one mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mmmm with an exam chair and a light

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside


"Goldfish bowl.

Goldfish bowl???? What's that when it's at home then? "

A big perspex bowl that looks like a goldfish bowl which gives a 360º voyeur experience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goldfish bowl.

Goldfish bowl???? What's that when it's at home then?

A big perspex bowl that looks like a goldfish bowl which gives a 360º voyeur experience. "

Oooooo nice idea! Maybe suspended on poles over an open viewing area!! Like the bar!! Lol

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By *AMES19620Man
over a year ago

newport

sounds cool..... how about a glass bottom jacuzzi lol how the hell would you build that and where would you get a fish bowl that bug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sounds cool..... how about a glass bottom jacuzzi lol how the hell would you build that and where would you get a fish bowl that bug "

Too many bubbles to see anything but squished arses an bobbin balls

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By *AMES19620Man
over a year ago

newport

sex toy shop

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Have one made at the perspex shop lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot chicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot chicks "

Are you looking for a hen house ?

I can imagine a barn, plenty of hay bales, ripped jeans and dungarees ....

But chicken coops could be a bit cramped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.

Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hot chicks

Are you looking for a hen house ?

I can imagine a barn, plenty of hay bales, ripped jeans and dungarees ....

But chicken coops could be a bit cramped "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot chicks

Are you looking for a hen house ?

I can imagine a barn, plenty of hay bales, ripped jeans and dungarees ....

But chicken coops could be a bit cramped "

But at least you'd get a good clucking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.

Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.

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That's a hotel proff!!

But I agree with the wipe clean system, mind I've yet to see more than anti bac hand gel supplied in clubs, a decent cleansing system for post play is essential! Maybe a maid to service rooms between play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.

Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.

That's a hotel proff!!

But I agree with the wipe clean system, mind I've yet to see more than anti bac hand gel supplied in clubs, a decent cleansing system for post play is essential! Maybe a maid to service rooms between play "

That sounds like a Fet night

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

a 18 hole crazy golf area would be cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.

Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.

That's a hotel proff!!

But I agree with the wipe clean system, mind I've yet to see more than anti bac hand gel supplied in clubs, a decent cleansing system for post play is essential! Maybe a maid to service rooms between play "

I went to a club a couple of years back and the play rooms were all equipped with family sized Dettol Antibac sprays and large rolls of paper towel. Put me right off - I almost expected to see a 'Fuck Hygiene' rating on the door of each room ....

I've never been back to a club since. Put me right off....Now if we can get a maid service.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a 18 hole crazy golf area would be cool"

Sad, unless u lined the ladies up, 18 holes never looked so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More gloryholes

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Medical room "

Get's my vote, Debs and I could then do our 'naughty medical exam' on more people then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a 18 hole crazy golf area would be cool

Sad, unless u lined the ladies up, 18 holes never looked so good "

As long as no-one hits my balls with a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot chicks

Are you looking for a hen house ?

I can imagine a barn, plenty of hay bales, ripped jeans and dungarees ....

But chicken coops could be a bit cramped "

sounds like venue for a hen party not swinging...i'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shower room with attendants .

A massage bed with someone to show us how to massage erotically and properly .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A shower room with attendants .

A massage bed with someone to show us how to massage erotically and properly .

"

Now that I like the sound of! Say with the nice ambient music to go with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More gloryholes "

More than how many?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A shower room with attendants .

A massage bed with someone to show us how to massage erotically and properly .

Now that I like the sound of! Say with the nice ambient music to go with it "

Hmmmmm , nice .

And maybe a joss stick or two .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlimited supply of nettles

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Kelly Brook would be nice, and maybe Alisha Dixon too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A shower room with attendants .

A massage bed with someone to show us how to massage erotically and properly .

Now that I like the sound of! Say with the nice ambient music to go with it

Hmmmmm , nice .

And maybe a joss stick or two ."

Oooooo nice, love a bit of incense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unlimited supply of nettles"

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

People who actually clean up after themselves

Yes it would be lovely to play in rich fabrics instead of wipe clean ones, but how awful it would be if they were treated with the same cavalier attitude that so many treat the pvc. Gushers who just walk away and leave the wet patch and assorted used (often full) condoms are a regular play spoiler in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankie Lampard

George Clooney

Brad Pitt ( minus the beard)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who actually clean up after themselves

Yes it would be lovely to play in rich fabrics instead of wipe clean ones, but how awful it would be if they were treated with the same cavalier attitude that so many treat the pvc. Gushers who just walk away and leave the wet patch and assorted used (often full) condoms are a regular play spoiler in clubs. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More gloryholes

More than how many?"

Well we have only seen them at partners and there's just the one there.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"More gloryholes

More than how many?

Well we have only seen them at partners and there's just the one there. "

Try La Chambre - especially on couples night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More gloryholes

More than how many?

Well we have only seen them at partners and there's just the one there.

Try La Chambre - especially on couples night."

Noted, will look into it. Next club we are going to is VA, bought the wowcher deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Suzannah Reid-themed room...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unlimited supply of nettles "

What's wrong with nettles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, flirty, charming, non pushy, gorgeous, single men, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unlimited supply of nettles

What's wrong with nettles?"

What's right with them ?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unlimited supply of nettles

What's wrong with nettles?

What's right with them ?."

My thoughts exactly!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More gloryholes

More than how many?

Well we have only seen them at partners and there's just the one there. "

My local club is a male club during the week so there are 6 there and mostly always full too, very good fun I think, live going in with my man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who actually clean up after themselves

Yes it would be lovely to play in rich fabrics instead of wipe clean ones, but how awful it would be if they were treated with the same cavalier attitude that so many treat the pvc. Gushers who just walk away and leave the wet patch and assorted used (often full) condoms are a regular play spoiler in clubs. "

I was shocked at chams in darleston at the amount if people who dropped theirs on the floor, never seen that at Newport!!!!!

And the beds r generally all dry and wiped over too, we so good us welsh hahahaha

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Mud wrestling ring??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mud wrestling ring?? "

Nooooo! Jelly!!!

Tastes nicer afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mud wrestling ring??

Nooooo! Jelly!!!

Tastes nicer afterwards! "

I don't think The Bitch can make that much vodka jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mud wrestling ring??

Nooooo! Jelly!!!

Tastes nicer afterwards!

I don't think The Bitch can make that much vodka jelly "

Oh I have absolutley no doubt she can!

With a few suprise tequilas chucked in for good measure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets have both!! Besides mud is good for the skin

Blackcurrent jelly please! Strawberry is jus the wrong colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets have both!! Besides mud is good for the skin

Blackcurrent jelly please! Strawberry is jus the wrong colour "

Watch out for the chilli jellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unlimited supply of nettles

What's wrong with nettles?

What's right with them ?.

My thoughts exactly!!!!!!!!"

Ye of little faith and closed minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets have both!! Besides mud is good for the skin

Blackcurrent jelly please! Strawberry is jus the wrong colour

Watch out for the chilli jellies "

I saw coleslaw wrestling in Florida

Loser got to eat the slaw

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Ooh a large wetroom basically like swimming baths showers lol maybe with dildos attached to the walls and strategically placed grab handles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge water pistol style guns filled with baby oil!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Mud wrestling ring??

Nooooo! Jelly!!!

Tastes nicer afterwards! "

Can we come to an agreement at custard??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets have both!! Besides mud is good for the skin

Blackcurrent jelly please! Strawberry is jus the wrong colour

Watch out for the chilli jellies

I saw coleslaw wrestling in Florida

Loser got to eat the slaw"

Ouch and ewe wee yuck yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huge water pistol style guns filled with baby oil! "

so you can give me a massage, yes please!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Huge water pistol style guns filled with baby oil! "

That's a few broken bones waiting to happen!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mud wrestling ring??

Nooooo! Jelly!!!

Tastes nicer afterwards!

Can we come to an agreement at custard?? "

As it's you - yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huge water pistol style guns filled with baby oil!

so you can give me a massage, yes please!! "

Roll over and prepare to get slippy!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Mud wrestling ring??

Nooooo! Jelly!!!

Tastes nicer afterwards!

Can we come to an agreement at custard??

As it's you - yes! "

Hurrah! I love custard x *licks lips

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By *AMES19620Man
over a year ago

newport

i pity the poor bugger that has to clean this all up heheheheheheheheheb

baby oil guns sound good would be safe sex then as you could not open the condom wrapper with baby oil dripping of your hands lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

And baby oil isn't very good for condoms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle "

Also known as a goldfish bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And baby oil isn't very good for condoms..."

Ok - swap it for cocnut oil!

Doesn't do the same damage and much as I loathe cocunuts the smell always reminds me of holidays!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"And baby oil isn't very good for condoms...

Ok - swap it for cocnut oil!

Doesn't do the same damage and much as I loathe cocunuts the smell always reminds me of holidays! "

Same here, the low factor sun protection spray I'm using has a slightly coconutty smell and it's making me lust for the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle

Also known as a goldfish bowl "

but a bowl is a bowl and a sphear is a sphear not a bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mud wrestling ring??

Nooooo! Jelly!!!

Tastes nicer afterwards!

Can we come to an agreement at custard??

As it's you - yes!

Hurrah! I love custard x *licks lips "

I could go with custard, warm or cold mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A MMF with two fully bi-gents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle

Also known as a goldfish bowl

but a bowl is a bowl and a sphear is a sphear not a bowl "

If it was a sphere, how would you get in/out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle

Also known as a goldfish bowl

but a bowl is a bowl and a sphear is a sphear not a bowl

If it was a sphere, how would you get in/out?"

Good question! Like a ship in a bottle

My fab thing to be in a club now would be me!!

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