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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion I am Angela Lansbury ![]() I bet hotel meets are fun with you if you're Angela Lansbury! | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? " I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it. Please stay ![]() | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it. Please stay ![]() Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting. | |||
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"Who the eck is she ? " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx2F8aK4kjk | |||
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"You are not a prude simply because you don't want to share sexual kinks. I don't join in the 'Who likes veg up their arse?' type threads and I used to be puzzled that people would. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion I am Angela Lansbury ![]() I tell you no crime goes unsolved ![]() | |||
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"Who the eck is she ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx2F8aK4kjk " ahhhhhhh there she is ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh with you now....very wholesome lady, but who knows what went on behind closed doors ! " Cha ching !!!! Shes a feisty old bird - like me | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it. Please stay ![]() Tongue in cheek??? Is that an inuendo for please rim me?? ![]() | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it. Please stay ![]() ![]() Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please ![]() | |||
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" Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting. Tongue in cheek??? Is that an inuendo for please rim me?? ![]() ![]() You know, I really am not sure how to respond to that young man xxx I am speechless ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting. Tongue in cheek??? Is that an inuendo for please rim me?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Its too early ... no no .. yikes ![]() | |||
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" Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please ![]() Ahh, you want a Nut'hell'a! If you smear the chocolate spread over your scrotum as well, thats called a 'Dirty Nut Fella' or Mexican Halloween. | |||
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"You are not a prude simply because you don't want to share sexual kinks. I don't join in the 'Who likes veg up their arse?' type threads and I used to be puzzled that people would. " So which veg do you prefer??? ![]() | |||
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"You are not a prude simply because you don't want to share sexual kinks. I don't join in the 'Who likes veg up their arse?' type threads and I used to be puzzled that people would. " Saves you having to eat them first ![]() | |||
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" Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please ![]() Plays havoc with a white dressing gown. | |||
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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion I am Angela Lansbury ![]() Yes I bet the bed can move somewhat along with the bed knobs and whipping with the broomsticks until the proverbial crime is committed ![]() | |||
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"Very concise reply. Maybe a have you shagged the person above thread next time ? " I fear I'd be useless at that one too! ![]() | |||
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"Very concise reply. Maybe a have you shagged the person above thread next time ? I fear I'd be useless at that one too! ![]() Sometimes having the pleasure of typing no gives you kudos....not aimed at anyone in particular | |||
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"Very concise reply. Maybe a have you shagged the person above thread next time ? I fear I'd be useless at that one too! ![]() Really? People take those threads seriously? Well... I guess I can probably live without having my ego stroked or rejected. I prefer the more direct approach... with good grammar and more than one line. ![]() | |||
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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion I am Angela Lansbury ![]() I actually recall an episode of Murder she wrote where Miss Lansbury seduced a Mormon chap calling at the door to convert her and ended up converting him instead with her feminine wiles to most sinful practices and worshipping the Goddess Pussy instead..... Hang on no, that must have been someone else.... ![]() | |||
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"Very concise reply. Maybe a have you shagged the person above thread next time ? I fear I'd be useless at that one too! ![]() ![]() Its banter of course but I'm confident there's a lot of people who rush back to check if someone has said yes to the above person. Almost a little ego boost for the day for some. And smart phones are notoriously difficult to utilise with no grammatical errors ! | |||
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"I can't decide whether you're looking for a serious response or not. ![]() ![]() ![]() You have just reminded me , I have ordered some caramel waffles that sit on top of a cup hot coffee till they go soft. Can't wait for them to arrive ![]() | |||
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"And smart phones are notoriously difficult to utilise with no grammatical errors ! " But not impossible! ![]() | |||
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" You have just reminded me , I have ordered some caramel waffles that sit on top of a cup hot coffee till they go soft. Can't wait for them to arrive ![]() You see... those ten minutes were not wasted!! Glad to have been of service! ![]() | |||
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" The games threads generally aren't my thing and the tea and sympathy brigade make me giggle. There's a difference between silly nonsense and banter, I like that sort of shit... passes the day which I imagine a lot of people use forums for. Would you shag the person above sort of threads are dull because let's face it... it's unlikely that you're going to shag even one person off the back of that sort of flirting... or maybe that's where I go wrong! ![]() ![]() Shag | |||
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"Its what float your boat .And good thing we are not the same here ... You keep on being you ." Very true | |||
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" Shag" Are you asking or telling? ![]() | |||
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" Shag Are you asking or telling? ![]() Its a direct question with no grammatical errors ! | |||
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" Shag Are you asking or telling? ![]() He's hijacking your thread to be one of those shag, marry, kill threads! ![]() | |||
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" Shag Are you asking or telling? ![]() ![]() Hijackers get double tapped ![]() | |||
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" Shag Are you asking or telling? ![]() A question mark could have come in handy... ![]() | |||
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" Shag Are you asking or telling? ![]() ![]() Exactly! Which makes me think its a statement and he's gonna try and steal my burgers!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? " I thought this was fairly standard? | |||
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" Shag Are you asking or telling? ![]() ![]() Its all becoming clearer ! The ladies actually have standards in all aspects of the male variety. You seek brains, looks, manners, intelligence, virility and not some meritricious individual after a quick jump.....Mmm this could turn into a massive I'm leaving the site thread! Apologies for the spelling. | |||
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? I thought this was fairly standard?" Only among the "professional people" the rest of us use mazola ![]() | |||
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? I thought this was fairly standard? Only among the "professional people" the rest of us use mazola ![]() What, you get the Watford manager to massage your testicles when you wank? | |||
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" Shag Are you asking or telling? ![]() Sorry wrong thread ![]() | |||
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? I thought this was fairly standard?" Doesn't Popeye get jealous? | |||
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? I thought this was fairly standard? Doesn't Popeye get jealous?" I don't think Popeye and Olive have much of a sex life - his forearms are a dead giveaway. | |||
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? I thought this was fairly standard? Doesn't Popeye get jealous? I don't think Popeye and Olive have much of a sex life - his forearms are a dead giveaway." And as for the Watford manager massaging my balls He is my bitch innit Did you know gianfranco Zola is an accomplished pianist? | |||
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? I thought this was fairly standard? Doesn't Popeye get jealous? I don't think Popeye and Olive have much of a sex life - his forearms are a dead giveaway. And as for the Watford manager massaging my balls He is my bitch innit Did you know gianfranco Zola is an accomplished pianist?" Oops meant to add I heard olive oyl likes a good fisting too | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?" No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you. Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out. ![]() | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you. Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out. ![]() Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x ![]() ![]() *waxes scrotum and applies olive oil* | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you. Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out. ![]() ![]() ![]() as long as your hands are warm ![]() | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you. Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm hot blooded...hands and...well other soft areas are always warm ![]() | |||
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"Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x ![]() ![]() Balls man...balls!!! were you playing truand during science lessons? ![]() | |||
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ? I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc. Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ? No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you. Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out. ![]() ![]() ![]() 'Aving been to ze south of France many times, I can vouch for the youthful looks of the women there.... As for whether they get them from licking olive oil of a chaps nut sack, I cannot say as the ex hit me hard enough for just looking - Gawd knows what she'd have done if I dropped me strides, covered the old scrotee in the finest extra virgin and encouraged the nearest young-looking lady to 'indulge'.... ![]() | |||
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"Most scrotums look like olive trees in my opinion ![]() You've seen some strange olive trees in your time, obviously... ![]() | |||
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"Most scrotums look like olive trees in my opinion ![]() ![]() Olives tasted funny too... Now hang on a minute I think I've been had over ![]() | |||
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