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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?" Eat all the pies of course, my fav pies when my mother makes it  | |||
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"Big pie, empty house, little spoon!" Now, I live alone, I have a range of spoons and even a spork. What pie do I have? | |||
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"Big pie, empty house, little spoon! Now, I live alone, I have a range of spoons and even a spork. What pie do I have?" The big one! A spork would be good for a lemon meringue pie! | |||
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"It's still only available for breakfast by special order! Though I recommend buying both packs and testing to see which tastes the best "I've just read about your offer, which is what reminded about the pie conundrum I was faced with this evening. I'm not really bi but for your room, towels and breakfast offer I'm willing to try anything. I'll bring the LMP, it's only fair. | |||
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"I'm not really bi but for your room, towels and breakfast offer I'm willing to try anything. I'll bring the LMP, it's only fair." Sounds like a great plan,  | |||
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"Whichever glows the most yellow in the dark…  "Looking at the pictures, the little ones look like they might just glow a tad more than big one. My real query is that the extra pie you get, for less than the two individual pies, is essentially free. So, does it make the extra calorie free too? | |||
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"My real query is that the extra pie you get, for less than the two individual pies, is essentially free. So, does it make the extra calorie free too?" Only if consumed with an appropriate desert wine  | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?" get one of each, you need to test them both | |||
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"The best thing to do is to eat pies in secret. Don't even tell yourself you are eating them. There are NO calories then." Granny that's my philosophy! | |||
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"The best thing to do is to eat pies in secret. Don't even tell yourself you are eating them. There are NO calories then. Granny that's my philosophy! " if I go to a buffet I never get a plate as I don't eat anything, I just pinch things as I walk by, if its not on a plate the calories don't count | |||
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"The best thing to do is to eat pies in secret. Don't even tell yourself you are eating them. There are NO calories then." I'd better draw the curtains then... | |||
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"I like LMP - just don't have a local Waitrose "Get the people who deliver for Waitrose to bring one to you. You could get some Naked Moo too as that's also on offer. | |||
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"There's a third off water cress at Waitrose too at the moment, now don't get to excited folks "Lol that made me chuckle.... | |||
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"There's a third off water cress at Waitrose too at the moment, now don't get to excited folks
Lol that made me chuckle...."I've just seen the advert on telly and thought of this thread lol | |||
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"There's a third off water cress at Waitrose too at the moment, now don't get to excited folks
Lol that made me chuckle....
I've just seen the advert on telly and thought of this thread lol"The watercress did look lovely. British strawberries are also on offer. | |||
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"There's a third off water cress at Waitrose too at the moment, now don't get to excited folks
Lol that made me chuckle....
I've just seen the advert on telly and thought of this thread lol
The watercress did look lovely. British strawberries are also on offer."hold me back
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"There's a third off water cress at Waitrose too at the moment, now don't get to excited folks
Lol that made me chuckle....
I've just seen the advert on telly and thought of this thread lol
The watercress did look lovely. British strawberries are also on offer.
hold me back
are we doing a swingers trip to Waitrose this week? "I get lots of lovely eye candy in my Waitrose: Dermot O'Leary and Mark Foster were regulars last year. I haven't seen them recently but I keep my eyes peeled. | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?" Leave them on the shelves, go home and make your own.  | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?Leave them on the shelves, go home and make your own. "I wouldn't be able to make one for £1.99 so it's not the most economic solution. | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?Leave them on the shelves, go home and make your own.
I wouldn't be able to make one for £1.99 so it's not the most economic solution."To me they never taste as good. | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?Leave them on the shelves, go home and make your own.
I wouldn't be able to make one for £1.99 so it's not the most economic solution.To me they never taste as good."You bake though, so you might have the ingredients to hand and the oven on for other things. I get fed but not lemon, meringue or pie. | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?Leave them on the shelves, go home and make your own.
I wouldn't be able to make one for £1.99 so it's not the most economic solution.To me they never taste as good.
You bake though, so you might have the ingredients to hand and the oven on for other things. I get fed but not lemon, meringue or pie."So did you enjoy your pie? I assume you indulged? | |||
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"Big pie, empty house, little spoon!" Too complicated, just open the box and pretend its a sandwich | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?Leave them on the shelves, go home and make your own.
I wouldn't be able to make one for £1.99 so it's not the most economic solution.To me they never taste as good.
You bake though, so you might have the ingredients to hand and the oven on for other things. I get fed but not lemon, meringue or pie.So did you enjoy your pie? I assume you indulged? "Not at all - I had some fruit and fat free frozen yogurt. | |||
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"Buy the big one but have somebody feed it to you tied up and blindfolded, then you can claim you you didn't know how much you were eating and even so, you were made to do it. "I live alone. Who would feed it to me? | |||
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"Buy the big one but have somebody feed it to you tied up and blindfolded, then you can claim you you didn't know how much you were eating and even so, you were made to do it.
I live alone. Who would feed it to me?"Tut Tut You know that the offer of bondage, you and LMP would cause traffic jams for miles around. Best warn the police before you do it | |||
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"Get two BIG ones and feast , lol "I decided just to get the one big one this morning and I've just had a slice - it's good. | |||
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"Get two BIG ones and feast , lol
I decided just to get the one big one this morning and I've just had a slice - it's good. "I may pop in get one tomorrow thay are lovely from there. xx and with cream mmmmmm xx | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation?" Make your own | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation? Make your own "I think the solution maybe for you and Femme to each make me one and I'll review them for the forum. | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation? Make your own
I think the solution maybe for you and Femme to each make me one and I'll review them for the forum."Ok and I will post some to you for tasting | |||
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"Lemon meringue pie is on special offer at Waitrose at the moment but something is not quite right. You can get the big whole pie for £1.99 OR the new two-pack individual pies for £2.10. What's the right thing to do in this situation? Make your own
I think the solution maybe for you and Femme to each make me one and I'll review them for the forum.
Ok and I will post some to you for tasting "How hard is your meringue? Actually, best not to answer. When you've sorted the pots and pans will be fine.  | |||
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"Because of this thread I now find myself officially on the hunt for an Orange meringue pie, and apparently they do exist……. "How was your official hunt sanctioned and have you got funding and the right permits? | |||
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"Because of this thread I now find myself officially on the hunt for an Orange meringue pie, and apparently they do exist…….
How was your official hunt sanctioned and have you got funding and the right permits?"I simply happened to mentioned about LMP's to my next-door-neighbour as we put our bins out this morning ..... She graphically explained her aversion to lemon but mentioned the concept of an OMP sounded palatable....So basically I’d like to give her one…. I have £3.72p in loose change available and an old library ticket which has my picture on it to help me complete this quest.  | |||
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"Because of this thread I now find myself officially on the hunt for an Orange meringue pie, and apparently they do exist…….
How was your official hunt sanctioned and have you got funding and the right permits?
I simply happened to mentioned about LMP's to my next-door-neighbour as we put our bins out this morning .....
She graphically explained her aversion to lemon but mentioned the concept of an OMP sounded palatable....So basically I’d like to give her one….
I have £3.72p in loose change available and an old library ticket which has my picture on it to help me complete this quest.
"It's a quest - that's an entirely more romantic notion. I offer you my favour and bless your noble adventure. You give her one. | |||
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"There is only one thing to do in situations like this - put it back on the shelf and do running skids all the way to the meat pie aisle "As it was on offer the meat pies were on the shelf around the corner. No running involved. | |||
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"UPDATE: I have now tried the individual LMPs as they are on offer. I do not recommend these. The constituent parts ratios are wrong. Stick to the big one is it provides better value for money and satisfaction."
There we have it in black and white that I can go and eat a big lemon meringue pie and not feel bad.
Also it could count as one of my 5 a day
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"UPDATE: I have now tried the individual LMPs as they are on offer. I do not recommend these. The constituent parts ratios are wrong. Stick to the big one is it provides better value for money and satisfaction.
There we have it in black and white that I can go and eat a big lemon meringue pie and not feel bad.
Also it could count as one of my 5 a day
Hurray for Lickety! Lickety for PM! "You have five pies a day? | |||
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"UPDATE: I have now tried the individual LMPs as they are on offer. I do not recommend these. The constituent parts ratios are wrong. Stick to the big one is it provides better value for money and satisfaction.
There we have it in black and white that I can go and eat a big lemon meringue pie and not feel bad.
Also it could count as one of my 5 a day
Hurray for Lickety! Lickety for PM!
You have five pies a day?"I think even I would struggle eating 5 pies in a day. 5 jars of lemon curd I think I could just about manage. | |||
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"Did Soxy succeed? or is she still out looking? "I haven't had an update on the OMP search. SOXY!, did you find it and give your neighbour one? | |||
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"Did Soxy succeed? or is she still out looking?
I haven't had an update on the OMP search.
SOXY!, did you find it and give your neighbour one?"Sadly no and no….!. Although we did share a custard tart twin pack the other morning.... | |||
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"spend £4.09 on all the pies and share them with me xxx" u know somewhere where u can spend £4.09 on all their pies ............... where? where? we could make a killing here lol | |||
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"Eurgh can't stand it Save your money or buy cheesecake instead "Oh surely not,,,,,,, cheesecake lacks the toxic zing of a well balanced LMP…. Its all about that tangy zest mixed with the wonderfully soothing meringue crust..... But saying that,,,,,, I do like a drop of cheesecake too | |||
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"Did Soxy succeed? or is she still out looking?
I haven't had an update on the OMP search.
SOXY!, did you find it and give your neighbour one?
Sadly no and no….!.
Although we did share a custard tart twin pack the other morning.... "That is disappointing. We'll have to make it and see why it's not commercially available. Soxy, sign up for the next Great British Bake Off please. | |||
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