FabSwingers.com forum: Pic attractions

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

When looking at profile pics on here. Is there anything that initially draws your attention?

Apart from the background, I always find myself checking out fingernails. Dirty ones on a woman give me the heebie jeebies.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm just painting my nails Ryan. Not to hide the dirt tho.

I'm always checking out the back ground to 'single guys' pics. Amazing how many bald guys use hair straighteners and have shampoo for curly hair etc in their bathrooms. One even had a pink fluffy dressing gown hanging on the back of the bedroom door x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Disclaimer- i fully understand that those items could belong to a flat mate/sister etc blah blah blah. It just keeps me entertained x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have pretty nails and a clean house..most of the time...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male profiles with pics of women on. Weird. A bit like they are trying to prove they can meet...?

Up there with my other turn offs like dripping cocks.

Shudder.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The cock shots when the bloke has just whipped his kecks to his knees... I find myself look for skid marks!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Anything grubby/dirty......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get how some men think we want to see Cock pics taken with their pants round their knees over the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just reminded me of a pic I see on fb this morning. Photo of a girl, she had taken it herself in the bathroom mirror but forgot to take her vibrator off the side of the sink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most pics that make me cringe are the Bathroom ones and Bedroom with unmade beds

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You just reminded me of a pic I see on fb this morning. Photo of a girl, she had taken it herself in the bathroom mirror but forgot to take her vibrator off the side of the sink!"

There was one on FB a while back of a girl doing a pouty pose in the bathroom and the toilet had massive curly shit in it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror shots - where the crack in it is visible!

(The mirror - not the....)

Always makes me wonder if it was there before they took the pic - or happened during!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just reminded me of a pic I see on fb this morning. Photo of a girl, she had taken it herself in the bathroom mirror but forgot to take her vibrator off the side of the sink!

There was one on FB a while back of a girl doing a pouty pose in the bathroom and the toilet had massive curly shit in it ! "

Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones where you look through the person's public pics and wonder how many years/stones ago the picture was taken!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked blokes wearing socks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sausage fingers and large stumpy legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I saw was from another site, pic taken in a hotel room in a mirror

In reflection was her mate sitting on the bog with the bathroom door open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "single" people that are wearing wedding rings. My big turn off is pix where the person is in a bedroom with piles of dirty laundry all about.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You just reminded me of a pic I see on fb this morning. Photo of a girl, she had taken it herself in the bathroom mirror but forgot to take her vibrator off the side of the sink!

There was one on FB a while back of a girl doing a pouty pose in the bathroom and the toilet had massive curly shit in it ! "

Hahaha that was Mr Whippy

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Naked blokes wearing socks!!"

That's my trade mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza box in the background is a good one. Normally perched on a pile of laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked blokes wearing socks!!

That's my trade mark

I could have added sky remotes and lynx cans too...burger related pics pass muster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just normal natural looking ones

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Naked blokes wearing socks!!

That's my trade mark

I could have added sky remotes and lynx cans too...burger related pics pass muster!

I should add a burger to every new pic as a sign of authenticity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they have blured out their own faces, but you can see photographs of their kids in the background!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Naked blokes wearing socks!!

That's my trade mark

I could have added sky remotes and lynx cans too...burger related pics pass muster!

I should add a burger to every new pic as a sign of authenticity"

Why not drop the burger down the toilet and take a pic of it? People will think it was once sausage shaped until you fished it out, sat on it, and plopped it back in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog brushes are hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bog brushes are hot."
bog brush hairstyles are hotter

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Naked blokes wearing socks!!

That's my trade mark

I could have added sky remotes and lynx cans too...burger related pics pass muster!

I should add a burger to every new pic as a sign of authenticity

Why not drop the burger down the toilet and take a pic of it? People will think it was once sausage shaped until you fished it out, sat on it, and plopped it back in.

If I was an officer of the law. I would issue you with 100 hours community service for that disgraceful comment against burgers !

Now go cut granny crumpets lawn

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bog brushes are hot."

Lets see your finger nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love pics that make me think ...... like gran s new hat pic I am thinking what the hell is it . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for ashtrays , beer cans , a womans touch if they say they are single , wedding rings ... .... general sloppiness

Dirty nails ... chav jewels .... Im BAD

I shouldn't but I cant help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look for ashtrays , beer cans , a womans touch if they say they are single , wedding rings ... .... general sloppiness

Dirty nails ... chav jewels .... Im BAD

I shouldn't but I cant help myself"

What are chav jewels ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look for ashtrays , beer cans , a womans touch if they say they are single , wedding rings ... .... general sloppiness

Dirty nails ... chav jewels .... Im BAD

I shouldn't but I cant help myself

What are chav jewels ?

Mr T type - hundreds of necklaces and all that

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I like it when milk squirts out of their bottoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when milk squirts out of their bottoms."

i seen that in a german porn film.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I like it when milk squirts out of their bottoms."

I still never found out if it was squirted in or out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days

No more milk discussions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look for ashtrays , beer cans , a womans touch if they say they are single , wedding rings ... .... general sloppiness

Dirty nails ... chav jewels .... Im BAD

I shouldn't but I cant help myself

What are chav jewels ?

Mr T type - hundreds of necklaces and all that

Oh got what you mean now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look for ashtrays , beer cans , a womans touch if they say they are single , wedding rings ... .... general sloppiness

Dirty nails ... chav jewels .... Im BAD

I shouldn't but I cant help myself

What are chav jewels ?

Mr T type - hundreds of necklaces and all that

Oh got what you mean now lol "

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You just reminded me of a pic I see on fb this morning. Photo of a girl, she had taken it herself in the bathroom mirror but forgot to take her vibrator off the side of the sink!

There was one on FB a while back of a girl doing a pouty pose in the bathroom and the toilet had massive curly shit in it ! "

There was (perhaps still is) one like that on a guys profile on here.... cock shot over the loo which he had forgotten to flush!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cock shots when the bloke has just whipped his kecks to his knees... I find myself look for skid marks!

Hahaha giggled at that now i will be looking in future

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You just reminded me of a pic I see on fb this morning. Photo of a girl, she had taken it herself in the bathroom mirror but forgot to take her vibrator off the side of the sink!

There was one on FB a while back of a girl doing a pouty pose in the bathroom and the toilet had massive curly shit in it !

There was (perhaps still is) one like that on a guys profile on here.... cock shot over the loo which he had forgotten to flush!!!!

Ewww! That's gross! I mean even if you didn't notice when you took the pic, you'd surely notice when you looked at it on your screen right? Why are so many pics taken in the bathroom anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am I the only one that doesnt look any further than the person in the photo then

On another site years ago I got a few comments about a photo I put on where you could see that I had socks on!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yup... I probably look at the background first... composition is everything! If someone can't be arsed taking care over the photos, makes me think they won't be arsed when you're with them in person. Would you buy into a product that had a shit advert?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I like it when milk squirts out of their bottoms.

I still never found out if it was squirted in or out"

I wonder how long it is stored in the anus. Before the squirting commences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When looking at profile pics on here. Is there anything that initially draws your attention?

Apart from the background, I always find myself checking out fingernails. Dirty ones on a woman give me the heebie jeebies. "

I look for burgers and angel delight, if that isn't up to food hygiene standards it is a no go

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I like it when milk squirts out of their bottoms.

I still never found out if it was squirted in or out

I wonder how long it is stored in the anus. Before the squirting commences."

I did a Daz doorstep challenge on the pic and it was sparkly white. I'm guessing only a matter of seconds

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When looking at profile pics on here. Is there anything that initially draws your attention?

Apart from the background, I always find myself checking out fingernails. Dirty ones on a woman give me the heebie jeebies.

I look for burgers and angel delight, if that isn't up to food hygiene standards it is a no go

I'm gonna get myself an angel delight one

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When looking at profile pics on here. Is there anything that initially draws your attention?

Apart from the background, I always find myself checking out fingernails. Dirty ones on a woman give me the heebie jeebies.

I look for burgers and angel delight, if that isn't up to food hygiene standards it is a no go

I'm gonna get myself an angel delight one

Messy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men send pics of themselves on their wedding day.... I actually had a pic send to me of a 'single man' on his wedding day and he had used a marker pen to pen out his wife.

Who would think this would attract a mate!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw your profile pic is fabulous Ryan xx

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When looking at profile pics on here. Is there anything that initially draws your attention?

Apart from the background, I always find myself checking out fingernails. Dirty ones on a woman give me the heebie jeebies.

I look for burgers and angel delight, if that isn't up to food hygiene standards it is a no go

I'm gonna get myself an angel delight one

Messy!

Spoken like an expert

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Btw your profile pic is fabulous Ryan xx "

Thank you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The ones I really hate are the family holiday ones with the family cropped out but obviously there either side of the person.

I'm not fond of the ones taken at the gym either.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When looking at profile pics on here. Is there anything that initially draws your attention?

Apart from the background, I always find myself checking out fingernails. Dirty ones on a woman give me the heebie jeebies. "

I find myself looking at the tiles in bathroom shots; dirty, mouldy grouting puts me off, as does Tampax boxes in "single" blokes bathroom.

Untidyness in general puts me off, as well as tiny whities on men over 50!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm just painting my nails Ryan. Not to hide the dirt tho.

Aaah, a fellow Miss Marple!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Single male profiles with pics of women on. Weird. A bit like they are trying to prove they can meet...?

Up there with my other turn offs like dripping cocks.

Shudder."

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"The ones I really hate are the family holiday ones with the family cropped out but obviously there either side of the person.

I'm not fond of the ones taken at the gym either."

Lickety, what is your new avatar pic?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Mirror shots - where the crack in it is visible!

(The mirror - not the....)

Always makes me wonder if it was there before they took the pic - or happened during!

I actually laughed out loud at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look for ashtrays , beer cans , a womans touch if they say they are single , wedding rings ... .... general sloppiness

Dirty nails ... chav jewels .... Im BAD

I shouldn't but I cant help myself"

What is defined as 'a womans touch', exactly?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"You just reminded me of a pic I see on fb this morning. Photo of a girl, she had taken it herself in the bathroom mirror but forgot to take her vibrator off the side of the sink!

There was one on FB a while back of a girl doing a pouty pose in the bathroom and the toilet had massive curly shit in it !

There was (perhaps still is) one like that on a guys profile on here.... cock shot over the loo which he had forgotten to flush!!!!

Who would look at that pic and think "hmmm, that'll get em hot, a floater?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look for ashtrays , beer cans , a womans touch if they say they are single , wedding rings ... .... general sloppiness

Dirty nails ... chav jewels .... Im BAD

I shouldn't but I cant help myself

What is defined as 'a womans touch', exactly?"
nosebleed knickers

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