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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man
32 weeks ago

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Apart from physically beating off the ladies with a stick, how do the guys on here go about not meeting? It's getting too much for me now, and I'm seriously thinking about hiring a body double. Cheers. 🤪

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By *inky PerkyCouple
32 weeks ago

Narnia

The Industry Approved method for not meeting is simply to not turn up. To do it properly, make sure you keep Comms open until about 2 hours before the scheduled time and then ghost them like a Boss.

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man
32 weeks ago

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"The Industry Approved method for not meeting is simply to not turn up. To do it properly, make sure you keep Comms open until about 2 hours before the scheduled time and then ghost them like a Boss."

Ghosting, interesting technique. I'll give it a go. Thank you 👍🏻

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By *inky PerkyCouple
32 weeks ago

Narnia

YW. Just make sure you don't fanny around inventing stories about how you've tested positive for COVID or any of that rubbish. Simply drop off the radar with stylish elan.

Go large or go home.

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By *ellhungvweMan
32 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I started to run out of sticks so I went with the body double approach. Problem is he is also now looking for sticks so there is a bit of a shortage. That cunning plan didn’t quite work out as expected

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
32 weeks ago

Lancaster


"The Industry Approved method for not meeting is simply to not turn up. To do it properly, make sure you keep Comms open until about 2 hours before the scheduled time and then ghost them like a Boss."

Ha ha ha this is the way forward!

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By *oughmanMan
32 weeks ago

Sunderland

Simple. My shear existence repels them easily.

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By *orphia2003Woman
32 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Make some last minute excuse about being ill, then get a verification from someone else for the same day.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I find any slight disagreement on anything I may have, that is voiced with the subject to be met i.e the woman, leads to a swift ghosting ,deletion of communication and of course no meet ...mission accomplished...oh wait

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
32 weeks ago

kent

I dispatch a courier to arrive at the agreed time and place, to deliver a nicely printed photograph of myself, with a big smile and a Keith Chegwin Thumbs Up 👍 I even autograph it with the date so it can be kept as a little momento of our wonderful meet 🖼️

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By *roublemaker2Man
32 weeks ago

Colchester

You might have to stop using lynx Africa and switxh to brute

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By *oiluvfunMan
32 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Apart from physically beating off the ladies with a stick, how do the guys on here go about not meeting? It's getting too much for me now, and I'm seriously thinking about hiring a body double. Cheers. 🤪"

5 meets after being here only 7 weeks OP? Taxi to Newport please! We've finally discovered where all the women of Fab have been hiding!

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

It must be awful for you OP.

Try sending a pic of dick whenever someone messages you apparently most are not a fan of that. But if you have an excellent penis you might still have to continue fighting the fight 🤣

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By *d mirerMan
32 weeks ago

lost

I have a specialist ‘cock’ pic that repels any advances

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man
32 weeks ago

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"Apart from physically beating off the ladies with a stick, how do the guys on here go about not meeting? It's getting too much for me now, and I'm seriously thinking about hiring a body double. Cheers. 🤪

5 meets after being here only 7 weeks OP? Taxi to Newport please! We've finally discovered where all the women of Fab have been hiding! "

That's what I'm saying, there's not enough hours in a day for me. People think I'm joking on here 😂 😉

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By *uckMe12Free OP   Man
32 weeks ago

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"It must be awful for you OP.

Try sending a pic of dick whenever someone messages you apparently most are not a fan of that. But if you have an excellent penis you might still have to continue fighting the fight 🤣"

Thank you 😌

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