FabSwingers.com forum: Genie Genie of the lamp !!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Genie Genie of the Lamp - if I rub can I have ............

Add your wishes and see what you end up with

Have fun

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A good hair day please.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A good rummage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a distraction today...in the form of a hot guy would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, with someone in particular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, with someone in particular! "

I was just trying to word it better but yeah my distraction pretty much means this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some energy and motivation mine is lacking at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bulk replies are;

The Bitch ....join the club lol --a bottle of strong hair spray on its way lol

Ryan .....mmmmmm dont we all lol , mind you do you like car boot sales to ??

The3rd Person..... invites like that will get special attention im sure lol

Ruby ..... Ahhhbless ....bet its not Genie though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saaucysox

Three rubs up and down my magic lamp and you be surprised what will pop up to cheer you up and get you going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good nights sleep

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Eeerrrrmmmm the hairspray is useless without hair...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Eeerrrrmmmm the hairspray is useless without hair...

I'd lend you some but I can't keep my own head warm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eeerrrrmmmm the hairspray is useless without hair...

omg !!!! a bald women lol .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuckbunny ......

The genie as some special cream that if taken orally and let it slip slowly down will help ....honest ....really ....im not lying ....its true

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Eeerrrrmmmm the hairspray is useless without hair...

I'd happily give you my hair, if you don't mind curls that is! xx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Genie, I'd like perfect health please and a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genie, I'd like perfect health please and a car

my boss to agree to my 3 days holiday next week so i can spend a week with my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genie could the housework fairy come round please .................... it might be a long job though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Purring Pussy ......

Please find attached the serial number for a lock up garage just off main street - in it you find a car just for you

as for health --- i am sorry but all i can offer you is some of my magic lotion i use; which need to be applied only by a qualified Genie who has special powers ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Diamond n gold

Your wish as been granted and as of now your both been granted time of work to screw each other senseless ..... providing you come back and tell us all the gory details later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new Wardrobe of Clothes for the new job I start next week. PleaseeeeeeeEee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Minxie Minx

Genie as sent one of his Elfs to help out - all he needs is feeding ....his favorite food is preferably served naked to him ....watch out for the crumbs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Debs

I'm glad i granted you the previous wish of new job and hope its the one you wanted ....as a genie the job wish is hardest one to grant -so i am sure i can help with the new clothes.....count to three turn around twice and wink your eyes for 6 time and guess what !!!!!!!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Eeerrrrmmmm the hairspray is useless without hair...

I'd happily give you my hair, if you don't mind curls that is! xx"

I'd

curls!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"A new Wardrobe of Clothes for the new job I start next week. PleaseeeeeeeEee

Ahem,,, are nt you meant to be doing a sunshine dance,!!!

For me Mr genie I d like a couple more days with my two girls please,,

,, thank you in advance,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eeerrrrmmmm the hairspray is useless without hair...

I'd happily give you my hair, if you don't mind curls that is! xx

I'd

curls!

have mine

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

A visit from Genie please...I bet he has a few wishes of his own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear John ... time with your girls is granted without hesitation enjoy the time its so precious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie Minx

Genie as sent one of his Elfs to help out - all he needs is feeding ....his favorite food is preferably served naked to him ....watch out for the crumbs lol

thank u ........... so no dressing on the food then .......... will bear that in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Frenchbambi

I am sorry to say Genie only does home visits on personal requests and after the person inviting as offer their body totally to his powers ... simples really

The address to send request to is .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good hair day please.

Some good hair please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dear mr genie cud i have 2 tickets plz plz so we can go n have sum fun at a rally,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minxie Minx

Genie as sent one of his Elfs to help out - all he needs is feeding ....his favorite food is preferably served naked to him ....watch out for the crumbs lol

thank u ........... so no dressing on the food then .......... will bear that in mind

Yes and particularly the relish and pickles ok but as you know im particle to squirt y creams mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Chuck and nokkie

I have sent you two front row paddock seats for the Monaco Grand Prix on 26th May 2013 ok ...have fun

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Dear John ... time with your girls is granted without hesitation enjoy the time its so precious

Thank you,,

as minxie has a household helper would it be possible for me to I send my ironing to her house so I can have more time with my little ladies,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new Wardrobe of Clothes for the new job I start next week. PleaseeeeeeeEee

Ahem,,, are nt you meant to be doing a sunshine dance,!!!

For me Mr genie I d like a couple more days with my two girls please,,

,, thank you in advance,,

I'm still dizzy from the spinning

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Dear Frenchbambi

I am sorry to say Genie only does home visits on personal requests and after the person inviting as offer their body totally to his powers ... simples really

The address to send request to is ......."

Not a problem....check your WINK box!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Eeerrrrmmmm the hairspray is useless without hair...

omg !!!! a bald women lol .....

Hey! This is an inclusive and nonjudgemental forum. Anyone would think I was some kind of pervert from that reaction!

(disclaimer: OP does not deny perversions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adam Levine...butt naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank u so vry kindly mr genie

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Adam Levine...butt naked!

Ooooooooh where have you been sister of the luscious bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adam Levine...butt naked!

Ooooooooh where have you been sister of the luscious bum?

I took a little break but couldn't stay away for long!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss De Vine

I am sorry inform you that Adam La Vine is no longer available due to prior bookings ; s i have been instructed by his agent to send a suitable replacement for your enjoyment .....his name is Genie of the lamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Chuck n nokkie

as a bonus i have enclosed tickets for the 2012 super bikes finals ..ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my frenchbambi ...that was sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss De Vine

Damn! Tom Hardy instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss De Vine

Damn! Tom Hardy instead?

Sorry he booked to ....Genie of the Lamp

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Adam Levine...butt naked!

Ooooooooh where have you been sister of the luscious bum?

I took a little break but couldn't stay away for long!

Welcome back..! Addictive or what!!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Oh my frenchbambi ...that was sweet

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well if I'm not getting my good hair day can I have Eddie Izzard, Soxy, a paddling pool of lime jelly and a packing case of glitter, feathers and habydashery sundries delivered please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a weekend away with someone naughty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Bitch .....

Your home delivery order as been placed and a driver will be with you in an hour....just look out for him he dressed like a Genie ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Swinglefemale

Genie nots your request and because Adam Lavine is booked; i shall organise a suitable replacement for for .....dont be out off by his attire; the Genie outfit comes off later ok

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The Bitch .....

Your home delivery order as been placed and a driver will be with you in an hour....just look out for him he dressed like a Genie ok

Whoop whoop whoop !

All he needs to do is unload Sox and Eddie into my secure compound and then deny all knowledge of it to anyone who asks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Bitch .....

Your home delivery order as been placed and a driver will be with you in an hour....just look out for him he dressed like a Genie ok

Whoop whoop whoop !

All he needs to do is unload Sox and Eddie into my secure compound and then deny all knowledge of it to anyone who asks.

shhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Swinglefemale

Genie nots your request and because Adam Lavine is booked; i shall organise a suitable replacement for for .....dont be out off by his attire; the Genie outfit comes off later ok

Thanks genie will do as i have no idea who Adam lavine is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Swinglefemale

Genie nots your request and because Adam Lavine is booked; i shall organise a suitable replacement for for .....dont be out off by his attire; the Genie outfit comes off later ok

Thanks genie will do as i have no idea who Adam lavine is."

see http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2013/05/29/the-voice-hate-this-country/2368617/

The Voice - he a coach ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....a twelve inch pianist please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Spacecowboy

I am out of 10" so sending you 12" instead -- enjoy ....just watch out for delivery man he wearing a genie outfit ...silly man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like the whole weekend of pure unadulterated sexual shenanigans please, just to help take my mind off all the crappy things that have happen lately, in particular today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness

Love

Health

For my daughter and I

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