FabSwingers.com forum: Profile advice

By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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I see loads of guys asking for profile advice on how to make theirs stand out more. I'm asking the opposite, how can I make my profile worse? I can't keep up with the demanding women in my area. Any help would be gratefully received, cheers.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
35 weeks ago

Niche

You need more cock pics. Close ups of mangey crotches do well on here

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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"You need more cock pics. Close ups of mangey crotches do well on here"

Noted, will get onto it 🐓

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By *allySlinkyWoman
35 weeks ago

Leeds

Always include toilets in your pics, especially unflushed

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
35 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Anything gapey and oozey will have 'em running to the hills

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
35 weeks ago

Reading

I cant see a lynx can or sky remote anywhere in your pictures 😂

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By *eadpool-ishMan
35 weeks ago

Horam

Perhaps you bio doesn't bemoan being male on here is so difficult ... and for God's sake man ... where the Sydney Uni statement and the edited Fabswingers is a public traded entity blah blah...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
35 weeks ago

Leeds

I love pics of a hairy cock with a background of empty beer cans, ashtrays and crumpled tissues

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By *eaverMan
35 weeks ago

leicester

Now this is my type of sarcasm!

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By *octor DeleriumMan
35 weeks ago

Bristol

Pad your profile with validations from males, transvestites, transexuals or whatever they are.

Personally, I'll stick with completely binary females.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
35 weeks ago

Stoke

Cock pic over the toilet, gets me soaking, especially if there's a dump in there 👌

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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I have a toilet pic already, just setting it for public viewing. 🚽

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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"I cant see a lynx can or sky remote anywhere in your pictures 😂"

Rookie mistake, I'll sort that out soon. Thank you.

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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"Perhaps you bio doesn't bemoan being male on here is so difficult ... and for God's sake man ... where the Sydney Uni statement and the edited Fabswingers is a public traded entity blah blah..."

🤣, how could I forget the university sentence??!?! I'll alter my bio later. Cheers.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
35 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Add additional pics of slightly unwashed, gaping orifices to your profile.

Yours, someone else's, the choice is yours.

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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"Add additional pics of slightly unwashed, gaping orifices to your profile.

Yours, someone else's, the choice is yours. "

Is that an offer? 😏🤣. I'll get onto it once I've found a willing hole.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
35 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Add additional pics of slightly unwashed, gaping orifices to your profile.

Yours, someone else's, the choice is yours.

Is that an offer? 😏🤣. I'll get onto it once I've found a willing hole. "

Use Your Own Holes....

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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"Add additional pics of slightly unwashed, gaping orifices to your profile.

Yours, someone else's, the choice is yours.

Is that an offer? 😏🤣. I'll get onto it once I've found a willing hole.

Use Your Own Holes....

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Be absolutely certain that you are 100 percent straight, not into men in the slightest. Insist that single men stop messaging ( although you can accomplish this through the message filters) then have multiple verifications from single men but obviously not displayed. Should do the trick

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By *inky PerkyCouple
35 weeks ago

Narnia

Definitely needs 100x more cock shots. Make them all very, very similar though. Get rid of all that bio guff and just put a disclaimer for Sydney University. Job done

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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"Be absolutely certain that you are 100 percent straight, not into men in the slightest. Insist that single men stop messaging ( although you can accomplish this through the message filters) then have multiple verifications from single men but obviously not displayed. Should do the trick "

I'm definitely straight straight, and not fab straight 🤣.

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By *offeeLoverMan
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Honesty, the bit about you being married will turn a lot of women off but at least you're honest about it so keep it in 🤷‍♂️shame you can't be honest with your partner about your intentions

Apart from that some of the pcis are funny and clever like fab, nuts and cock rooster pic

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By *uckMe12Free OP Man
35 weeks ago

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"Honesty, the bit about you being married will turn a lot of women off but at least you're honest about it so keep it in 🤷‍♂️shame you can't be honest with your partner about your intentions

Apart from that some of the pcis are funny and clever like fab, nuts and cock rooster pic "

Cheers. Rooster? 🤣

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