FabSwingers.com forum: Anymore than 2 shakes

By *mimrgrey OP Man
32 weeks ago

lancaster

Alright guys and those with dicks although those freaky ladies who shake after a pee can amswer also

So who agrees anymore than 2 shakes is considered a wank and do ylu do it in apublic bog

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By *mimrgrey OP Man
32 weeks ago

lancaster

Yes its playing with yourself

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By *mimrgrey OP Man
32 weeks ago

lancaster

Oh is it ok thanks for the reply

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By *mimrgrey OP Man
32 weeks ago

lancaster

No problem

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
32 weeks ago

Round the bend

WTF 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ensuallover1000Man
32 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always like to add a flourish of style to my shake by doing a little jump.

I’m always the subsequent envy of my fellow pissing patrons 👍🏻

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By *im le2Man
32 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

I'll shake as many times as it takes.

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By *ellhungvweMan
32 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I find you need more than a couple of shakes just to get the momentum going. As long as it is side to side then you are fine.

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By *ny1localMan
32 weeks ago

READING

No need to shake, isn't that what the air dryers for?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Chichester

Better to ask the guy next to you to hold it snd shdie it op just to be safe and not accused of bashing Harold

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By *ddieg85Man
32 weeks ago

Cumbria

Shake as long as it takes to put it back without getting underwear dirty. Not really a case of anything else.

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By *erkshireGuyMan
32 weeks ago

Reading

No hands wee, 10 starjumps...not normal? That explains the looks😆

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By *offeeLoverMan
32 weeks ago

Cheltenham

You gotta do the hokey pokey and turn around because that's what it's all about

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By *atthew78Man
32 weeks ago

Winsford

Age can be a difference maker here

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Anoys me when u have a piss and shake it .put it away then do another half of piss down ur leg 🙄.if u know u know

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I've always had an issue with this, a shake and a wank are completely different motions 😁

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By *atthew78Man
32 weeks ago

Winsford

"Anoys me when u have a piss and shake it .put it away then do another half of piss down ur leg 🙄.if u know u know"

Have you seen those adverts for Tena pads for men

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

No🤣🤣

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By *atthew78Man
32 weeks ago

Winsford

Seen them on TV usually has a guy standing in underwear talking to camera when I first saw them I thought they were taking the piss

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By *vaRoseWoman
32 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Just flop it in the Dyson hand dryer and you’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Windmills work too as long as nobody is stood next to you at the urinals…

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By *d mirerMan
32 weeks ago

lost

Sit down

Enjoy a comfy wee

Willy flap when done

Don’t over flap or pissy buttocks will ensue

Smile

Stand up

Do the hands wash thing

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
32 weeks ago

Northumberland

Guy on the urinal next to me took 5 shakes earlier, then had the audacity to look at me like i was pervert.

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By *emonochromeMan
32 weeks ago

peterborough

Personally I’m a dabber

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By *obby3264Man
32 weeks ago

Cambridge

I ring mine out

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By *olo180Man
32 weeks ago

Greater London

"Anoys me when u have a piss and shake it .put it away then do another half of piss down ur leg 🙄.if u know u know"

I hate this! Why does this happen! You have no idea it’s coming until it’s away 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"I ring mine out"

Technically a wank…

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By *obby3264Man
32 weeks ago

Cambridge

"Guy on the urinal next to me took 5 shakes earlier, then had the audacity to look at me like i was pervert. "

First rule of been at the urinals don’t look at other men or what they are doing

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By *otInventedHereMan
32 weeks ago

West Midlands

Pro tip from a penis owner of 56 years - To avoid any overspill after you have put it away, press on your gooch just behind your nutsack and it will force out those last few drips that are waiting to ambush you.

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By *obby3264Man
32 weeks ago

Cambridge

"I ring mine out

Technically a wank…

That’s some technique you have with wanking

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
32 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s like watching the film Split in here

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By *atthew78Man
32 weeks ago

Winsford

When at the urinal its best not to sing the go compare song

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