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The Sexual Meaning of Liff

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By *andd2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd is a book about taking place/town/village/city names and giving them a whole new meaning. We play every time we go out to a club, hotel or meet to amuse ourselves on the drive. So we thought we'd share a few with you and let Fabs take over the Meaning Of Liff for itself. Take a town name, give it a dictionary style meaning. They can be verbs, nouns, adjectives etc. However, they must all be related to fabs, swingers and sex is some way or other.

Long Melford(n) - The name given to the man whose penis is so large that while at a club/party, every other man stops and stares with envy

Capel St. Mary(v) - To split roast a virgin as her first sexual experience

Thrapston(v) - The art of making a loud slapping sound while doing it 'doggy style' with a BBW

Tarporley(n) - The obvious, fake illness excuse used by fabbers in trying to get out of a meet eg: My left leg is trapston so I must take it to the vets

Burton Latimer - The first Afro-American porn star, famous for his gold jewellery, handlebar moustache and 3 buttocks

Nuneaton(v) - At the party, she's the only woman who won't perform oral on a Long Melford in case her dentures come loose

Sapcote(n) - The name given to the glisten of pre-cum as it slowly works it way down the bell-end

Rugeley(v) - (men only) To only dribble cum while at a bukkake party therefore missing the lady and just causing a small puddle instead

Cock Bank - some things need no explanation!

Huntingdon(n) - the lone guy at the 'singles night' at Abfabs who never talks to anyone but can be found wanking in the Sinema while watching couples play

Litteport(n) - After cumming over a lady, its the amount that gets caught in the bellybutton

Great Gonerby(n) - the guy that stands in the corner at a gang-bang desperately playing with himself in an attempt to get a hard-on before everyone else finishes

Metheringham(v) - the way breasts sag all the way down to the navel when she removes her bra

Wirksworth(n) - any nipples that break through a netted top worn on a meet

Nantwich(n) - any man a lady has sex with while 'taking one for the team'

Uttoxeter(V) - The 'porn film' style noises a woman makes because she really really believes that's what she must do

Needwood(n) - Brand name of the fake viagra style medicine found on Chinese/Russian websites that costs you your whole credit card limit

Cannock(v) - To fake an orgasm with no real enthusiasm because the sex is that bad (pertains to both males and females)

Gaydon(v) - the way a Bi guy fails to play it straight while on a couples meet

Bishops Tachbrook(n) - the little dimple at the top of a womans' cleavage

Any more for any more fabbers?

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Barton Seagrave - Famous porn star that looks like Capt. Birdseye and ironically has a penis the same size and shape as a fish finger

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Upperthong (n) - the irritating occurrence when the thong performs a disappearing act between the buttocks.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Fulking (v) Sex for the uninitiated

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Winchester - Act of manipulating a sweaty cleavage to produce farting noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clitheroe - The place no man can find without guidance....

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Great bedwyn , (n)

That moment at an orgy where everybody jumps onto one bed and nobody gives a damn who does what to whom with whatever is at hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell End......erm.....

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Minehead - fixation on solitary self fellatio.

Cockermouth - too obvious

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Little coxwell. ( say it quickly )

The moment a woman is just about to laugh at a 2" floppy dick just before it rises into an 8" purple headed custard chucker !

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Cullen (n) - tongue cramp as a result of cunnilingus

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Pratt's Bottom (n) an arse twice over.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Cock Fosters - Male partner simulating water-sport activity with a well known lager. Note. Often mistaken for the real thing, especially when left to go flat and served at body temperature.

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By *andd2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

Spaldwick(n) - A foreskin so large that even with an erection, at least 1 centimeter of skin projects past the bell-end

Wrabness(v) - to leave a huge wet patch on the bed in the couples only room at a club meaning that other couples have to use rooms that a Huntingdon can view you in

Great Dunmow(n) - of any female with breasts larger than Katy Price

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Newton-Le-Beans (n) - the moment when you just know you're going to fart when you cum.

Wetwang (n) - post coitus cock

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By *andd2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

Llandudno(v) - to purposely cause fanny farts

Wirral(v) - to dribble spit onto a ladies anus, during doggy, with the hope of slipping in a sneaky finger

Bishops Hemmingford(n) - the floor length skirt or trousers worn by a female to her first night at a swingers club as she doesn't want to show too much flesh in case the regulars get the wrong idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crewe - Place with the highest ratio of willing gangbang participants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leamington Spa - The act of recieving a golden shower from an upper-class middle aged lady.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Whitby (n) Foreskin fluff deposited in the mouth of a swinging partner.

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Crinkley bottom (n)

Usually spotted in fettish clubs on the derrière of ladies who have been sat on barstools wearing fishnet dresses.

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By *andd2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

Ashby De La Zouch(v) - to prematurely ejaculate on the way to a dogging meet

Manchester(n) - to be the only male refused sex at a gangbang

Kirbywood(v) - to get an unexpected erection on the bus

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Burtonwood (v) To become hard at the sight of someone in a suit.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Dunham Massey (v) Go dogging with a tractor

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By *andd2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

Norwich(v) - to be stood waiting for someone, anyone, to make the first move at a club

Caldecot(v) - on realising you're misplaced your partner at a club, you search desperately in the dark room, obviously having to touch everyone in there just to be sure. Twice.

Brentwood(n) - of penises that have a downward curve

Braintree(v) - one part of a couple who won't stop talking even though the other 3 are desperate to get to the room and get started already!

Croyden(v) - in trying to impress a lady with your whole range of positions and techniques all she comments on is the decor

Bracknell(v) - to be told at the moment of entry that the guy is a) allergic to latex or b) has had the snip or c) tested regularly or d) won't cum inside promise! or all of the above when you've absolutely and definitely stated 'safe sex only' on your profile

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Canvey Island (n) The one small area on the bed that is almost dry, following a good gushing meet.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Colchester(v) - the art of trying to work out where someone is from, when you recognise that they are like one if the things in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worksop (n) - A lunchtime quickie that leaves you in uncomfortably sticky pants for the rest of the day.

Cold Overton (n) - The slight awkwardness felt by a male during DP when he realises the other guy has cum and is deflating rapidly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilsford cum Lake.... Err, nuff said!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Brightwell-cum-Sotwell - eager to please young woman and her much older mentor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuddenham - No. Just no.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Websend - the first meet after a long lay off for ladies of s certain age

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Glasgow(v) - the ancient Indian art of being able to, with pin point accuracy, cum over just the nipple and no-where else

Dundee(n) - the nest of pubic hair on a lady at the top of the vulva that has a rasp like quality

Epping Forrest(n) - of couples that do not trim or shave their pubic hair

Maidenhead(v) - at a party, it's the BJ from the hostess that's the signal for everyone else to start

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By *hyblueEyesMan
over a year ago

Daventry

Daventry (v) when a trio of swingers go 'a diving' on some lucky lady's neither regions

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Lower Clicker (V) Act of falling in love with the lower half of a person.

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By *andd2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

Scunthorpe(v) - the feeling of stunned amazement when you receive yet another message offering to perform 'clean up' duties

Wimslow(n) - any message sent by a single guy, that has obviously read your profile and therefore tailored that message for you and only you (see Kettering)

Kettering(n) - any message from a single guy that is obviously a generic one sent to at least 50 others that day in the hope that someone, anyone, will fall for it and reply (see Wimslow)

Dover(n) - of any unsolicited 'friends request'

Brighton(v) - the moment of confusion as you try to decide if that profile is fake or real

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