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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhh and ya need the likkle girls room as you can no longer cross ya legs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn.... "

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x "

Good morning madam....age...ehem me thinks u are a wee bit older than i....hahahh xx

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

When there is a cat sat an inch from your face, staring at you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x

Good morning madam....age...ehem me thinks u are a wee bit older than i....hahahh xx "

but some age more gracefully!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When there is a cat sat an inch from your face, staring at you...."

Ahhahah i used to get that...now they are banned from upstairs till i get up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x

Good morning madam....age...ehem me thinks u are a wee bit older than i....hahahh xx

but some age more gracefully!!!"

Indeedy they do......botox looking grt sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x

Good morning madam....age...ehem me thinks u are a wee bit older than i....hahahh xx

but some age more gracefully!!!

Indeedy they do......botox looking grt sweetie "

dont think its the botox hun i think it cud be my fresh facials ~!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed. "

We promise to be quiet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed.

We promise to be quiet....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x

Good morning madam....age...ehem me thinks u are a wee bit older than i....hahahh xx

but some age more gracefully!!!

Indeedy they do......botox looking grt sweetie

dont think its the botox hun i think it cud be my fresh facials ~! "

Thats where im going wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed.

We promise to be quiet.....

"

Brew will be on the side and ya bed turned down all ready for zzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed.

We promise to be quiet.....

Brew will be on the side and ya bed turned down all ready for zzzzzzzz"

Can I have hot chocolate please anymore coffee and I will be buzzing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed.

We promise to be quiet.....

Brew will be on the side and ya bed turned down all ready for zzzzzzzz

Can I have hot chocolate please anymore coffee and I will be buzzing "

Hot choccy it is....marshmallows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed.

We promise to be quiet.....

Brew will be on the side and ya bed turned down all ready for zzzzzzzz

Can I have hot chocolate please anymore coffee and I will be buzzing

Hot choccy it is....marshmallows? "

Rude not to , thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been stuck at work since 1pm yesterday I just want to sleep now not wake up. Oh well 4 hrs to go then bed.

We promise to be quiet.....

Brew will be on the side and ya bed turned down all ready for zzzzzzzz

Can I have hot chocolate please anymore coffee and I will be buzzing

Hot choccy it is....marshmallows?

Rude not to , thank you "

Well enjoy and hope your shifts over soon and you drift off and find those zzzzzzs

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

There is a smell of fresh baked bread in the house mmmmmm.

Good horn every one! Its going to be one of those days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x

Good morning madam....age...ehem me thinks u are a wee bit older than i....hahahh xx

but some age more gracefully!!!

Indeedy they do......botox looking grt sweetie

dont think its the botox hun i think it cud be my fresh facials ~!

Thats where im going wrong "

well i like 6/ 7 loads aint as greedy as you!!! 5 down rest over lol lol nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a smell of fresh baked bread in the house mmmmmm.

Good horn every one! Its going to be one of those days!! "

Good horn to you to m'lady....love the smell of fresh baked bread....nom nom....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn....

morning sweetie....horn!!!

always horny here is age thing honey x

Good morning madam....age...ehem me thinks u are a wee bit older than i....hahahh xx

but some age more gracefully!!!

Indeedy they do......botox looking grt sweetie

dont think its the botox hun i think it cud be my fresh facials ~!

Thats where im going wrong

well i like 6/ 7 loads aint as greedy as you!!! 5 down rest over lol lol nom nom "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dogs wake me up

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"There is a smell of fresh baked bread in the house mmmmmm.

Good horn every one! Its going to be one of those days!!

Good horn to you to m'lady....love the smell of fresh baked bread....nom nom.... "

I don't think its normal to wake up as horny and wet as I am every morning, do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the bloke 3 doors down starts his Harley @ 5am. Love it when he's on a later shift. Cus I get a lay in till 6.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a smell of fresh baked bread in the house mmmmmm.

Good horn every one! Its going to be one of those days!!

Good horn to you to m'lady....love the smell of fresh baked bread....nom nom....

I don't think its normal to wake up as horny and wet as I am every morning, do you? "

Wet wipe???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the bloke 3 doors down starts his Harley @ 5am. Love it when he's on a later shift. Cus I get a lay in till 6. "

ohhh nice not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My quilt looks like a scouts tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My quilt looks like a scouts tent "

And ya bell end is full....???

Morning All....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses "

smelt em...sneezed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My quilt looks like a scouts tent

And ya bell end is full....???

Morning All.... "

Morning

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Morning all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the daughter jumps in the bed and makes it impossible to stay asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed... "

Tissue coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all xx"

morning _acci x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the daughter jumps in the bed and makes it impossible to stay asleep "

other way round now in our house ahhaha revenge is sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up "

Can I have a few more for later on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on..... "

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'm terrible at getting up, so I'd have to say I know it's time to get up when otherwise I'd be late for work! Half term this week so an extra 5 mins in my pit yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit "

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues "

Just swallow no need for tissues then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then "

wasn't talking for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me "

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol "

why ofcourse.....front row seats???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am sat at my desk....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sat at my desk.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the bloody alarm goes off and promptly gets pushed onto the floor

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I am sat at my desk....

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Here have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol

why ofcourse.....front row seats???"

As long as there is room for a little one I don't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol

why ofcourse.....front row seats???

As long as there is room for a little one I don't mind "

Always room for a little one...don't forget to bring ya tissues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol

why ofcourse.....front row seats???

As long as there is room for a little one I don't mind

Always room for a little one...don't forget to bring ya tissues... "

Have to catch you up as have 3 men arriving shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol

why ofcourse.....front row seats???

As long as there is room for a little one I don't mind

Always room for a little one...don't forget to bring ya tissues...

Have to catch you up as have 3 men arriving shortly "

Lucky you.....enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol

why ofcourse.....front row seats???

As long as there is room for a little one I don't mind

Always room for a little one...don't forget to bring ya tissues...

Have to catch you up as have 3 men arriving shortly

Lucky you.....enjoy "

Only moving stuff for me, so not that much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn.... "

Half bloody 3 they started in my garden .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When one of my Dogs (Zeus) starts scratching my bedroom door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it is time to wake up and smell the roses

smelt em...sneezed...

Tissue coming right up

Can I have a few more for later on.....

Aha that was my plan, just need to find the "up" bit

found mine hahahah just need the tissues

Just swallow no need for tissues then

wasn't talking for me

Sounds like fun, can I watch lol

why ofcourse.....front row seats???

As long as there is room for a little one I don't mind

Always room for a little one...don't forget to bring ya tissues...

Have to catch you up as have 3 men arriving shortly

Lucky you.....enjoy

Only moving stuff for me, so not that much fun "

can still spectate if worth it....watch them bend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When there is a cat sat an inch from your face, staring at you...."
yes we have that problem also, they also paw,nut you and jump all over you at silly o'clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your alarm goes off across the other side of the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the all night horn but had i stayed in bed any longer i may have pissed it.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I had the all night horn but had i stayed in bed any longer i may have pissed it."

Oh I hate that when you are so comfy and then the morning piss feeling comes...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When ya need a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the cats crying to be let in after being out all night!! Hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cats crying to be let in after being out all night!! Hussy "

Lol....jealous Queen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The birds are in full chorus and you have tje morning horn.... "

The puppy wallops me on the head with a slipper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cats crying to be let in after being out all night!! Hussy

Lol....jealous Queen? "

Absolutely not.. I don't go out shagging just any Tom.. Dick or Harry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get up to go to the loo and have to sit down instead standing up for fear of peeing over your chest.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"When the cats crying to be let in after being out all night!! Hussy

Lol....jealous Queen?

Absolutely not.. I don't go out shagging just any Tom.. Dick or Harry lol "

But your cat does?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cats crying to be let in after being out all night!! Hussy

Lol....jealous Queen?

Absolutely not.. I don't go out shagging just any Tom.. Dick or Harry lol

But your cat does?!"

Yes !! Well my Housemates cat tbh

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

When you have to set 2 alarms to make sure you get up cos your having trouble getting to sleep in the first place and knowing your facing another 24 hour shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear Alan Brazils voice in my bedroom.

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