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"What happened to all that stuff on Tomorrow's World when I was a kid? Where are the 'personal jet pacs', the teleportation devices and the speedy methods of travel that would make meeting those a fair few miles away so much easier! Geography - I officially hate you! That is all! " | |||
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"What happened to all that stuff on Tomorrow's World when I was a kid? Where are the 'personal jet pacs', the teleportation devices and the speedy methods of travel that would make meeting those a fair few miles away so much easier! Geography - I officially hate you! That is all! " | |||
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"What happened to all that stuff on Tomorrow's World when I was a kid? Where are the 'personal jet pacs', the teleportation devices and the speedy methods of travel that would make meeting those a fair few miles away so much easier! Geography - I officially hate you! That is all! " Funky has them in his antique collection | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol" Is that similar to a Bingo bus? | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? " Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... | |||
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" Is that similar to a Bingo bus? " reminds me of a bingo website tv ad, with punters on the bus... excrutiating. Star Trek's teleportation is a must have, but don't think it's on earth yet. There's a helicopter service a couple mins from me, so when I get desperate, I'm hiring. | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... " Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass | |||
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"hmmm... I regularly have the same problem!!Its so frustrating when you find the gorgeous person thats just left you an amazingly witty,articulate message lives in the Outer Hebrides ...oh well " I know what you mean. I've been messaging a lovely man in Bournemouth, four and a half hours away | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass " what you trying to say? Lol | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol " She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... " Im laughing sooo much swingers bingo line for a thumble 2 lines for oral and woohoooo full house BINGO!!!! | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Im laughing sooo much swingers bingo line for a thumble 2 lines for oral and woohoooo full house BINGO!!!!" I want legs eleven | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Im laughing sooo much swingers bingo line for a thumble 2 lines for oral and woohoooo full house BINGO!!!!" Back in a mo - just nipping off site to log into Auto Trader! | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Im laughing sooo much swingers bingo line for a thumble 2 lines for oral and woohoooo full house BINGO!!!! I want legs eleven" You can have 2 fat ladies | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Im laughing sooo much swingers bingo line for a thumble 2 lines for oral and woohoooo full house BINGO!!!! I want legs eleven You can have 2 fat ladies " Wash your mouth out. In swinging bingo they are 2 BBW's | |||
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"5 little ducks went swimming one day.... Over the hill and far away " Oh and I'm not including you two on my 'I can't wait till the social to meet..' List because hopefully ill meet you before then xx | |||
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"5 little ducks went swimming one day.... Over the hill and far away Oh and I'm not including you two on my 'I can't wait till the social to meet..' List because hopefully ill meet you before then xx " We are not included lol!!! Well as we aren't many miles apart I am sure we can come up with something before sept | |||
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"5 little ducks went swimming one day.... Over the hill and far away Oh and I'm not including you two on my 'I can't wait till the social to meet..' List because hopefully ill meet you before then xx We are not included lol!!! Well as we aren't many miles apart I am sure we can come up with something before sept " No I mean I'm not including you because I hope to meet you before then! The others will have to wait lol x | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express " I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao " A swingers away day | |||
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"What happened to all that stuff on Tomorrow's World when I was a kid? Where are the 'personal jet pacs', the teleportation devices and the speedy methods of travel that would make meeting those a fair few miles away so much easier! Geography - I officially hate you! That is all! Funky has them in his antique collection " Yeah before I developed my teleportation chamber made from cereal boxes, toilet rolls AND GLITTER I used jetpacks to get from (A) to (B). Now that I have cracked inter-dimensional travel with my wormhole type thingies (A) pretty much is (B). True story. | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day " Can we go to Bognar ive always wanted to go there. an Funky take us and wear chaps please | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day " Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait | |||
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"I've said loads of times before that most of the people I chat to even just socially let alone with playing in mind are bloody miles away. One of the main reasons I'm looking forward to the Kent social as there's a few coming from far and wide like you. Debs, ruby etc ( plenty more but cba to list all of them) that I'm looking forward to meeting finally! " Me Debs or the other even madder one lol x | |||
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"Well i've found a nice bus on auto trader! All I need now is £40,000! Maybe I should put a few more of those meet posts up? " Is the Swingo Bingo bus already kitted out? Have you got those enormous marker pens ready? | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait " Oi don't you dare take those cookies back | |||
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"Well i've found a nice bus on auto trader! All I need now is £40,000! Maybe I should put a few more of those meet posts up? Is the Swingo Bingo bus already kitted out? Have you got those enormous marker pens ready?" No - but if I raise enough for the bus and those tight arses further up the thread lower their commision rates - we can pull over at poundland on the way! | |||
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"Well i've found a nice bus on auto trader! All I need now is £40,000! Maybe I should put a few more of those meet posts up? Is the Swingo Bingo bus already kitted out? Have you got those enormous marker pens ready? No - but if I raise enough for the bus and those tight arses further up the thread lower their commision rates - we can pull over at poundland on the way! " Ok 25% | |||
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"Everyone I fancy is at least on the other side of brum and more often than not residing in Manchester. Except Minxie of course " so you don;t fancy me any more... is it cos I am to tired for wild monkey sex? | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back " Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee " Did Bob Fosse make biscuits? | |||
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"I was good at Geography and enjoyed it. " You managed to meet a couple of us swingers on your last visit to Scotland ..... excellent geography skills I'd say. | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee " They only do burgers lol | |||
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"Oh Geography thought it read Geoffrey Sucks Must get my eyes tested " I think he did Rod, Jane and Freddy a few times. | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee Did Bob Fosse make biscuits?" No idea? | |||
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"Oh Geography thought it read Geoffrey Sucks Must get my eyes tested I think he did Rod, Jane and Freddy a few times. " What was Geoffrey Bubbles Bonbon in? | |||
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"Lol.....you need to set up your own business obi swingers disco bus...lol Is that similar to a Bingo bus? Lol well you could include bingo on this bus.... Bet QOT hops on before anyone else. She has a pass what you trying to say? Lol She likes bus trips. All aboard the Fosse Express I catch the National Express Coach to London. Cheap but always full of grannys raflmao A swingers away day Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee They only do burgers lol" They sell them in the Coffee shop | |||
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"Oh Geography thought it read Geoffrey Sucks Must get my eyes tested I think he did Rod, Jane and Freddy a few times. What was Geoffrey Bubbles Bonbon in?" The Lovers | |||
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"Oh Geography thought it read Geoffrey Sucks Must get my eyes tested I think he did Rod, Jane and Freddy a few times. What was Geoffrey Bubbles Bonbon in?" Beckinsale in The Lovers. | |||
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"Geography - I officially hate you! " It's brill here in Upper Volta | |||
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" Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee They only do burgers lol They sell them in the Coffee shop " Bugger that, I will get some out of my boot | |||
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"Oh Geography thought it read Geoffrey Sucks Must get my eyes tested I think he did Rod, Jane and Freddy a few times. What was Geoffrey Bubbles Bonbon in? Beckinsale in The Lovers. " Thanks. We're old. | |||
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"Well i've found a nice bus on auto trader! All I need now is £40,000! Maybe I should put a few more of those meet posts up? " I could do a fundraising bake sale...cakes cupcakes and cookies all in naughty shapes;-) | |||
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"Well i've found a nice bus on auto trader! All I need now is £40,000! Maybe I should put a few more of those meet posts up? I could do a fundraising bake sale...cakes cupcakes and cookies all in naughty shapes;-)" Good plan! Can you do us a favour and knock a few up this week? Say........about 40,000? | |||
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"OP, surely you should be annoyed at Judith Hann and Raymond Baxter for lying to us?" It's not their fault really! They were drip fed lies for years by nutty scientists and the R&D departments of various companies. It's probably why the show is no longer on TV - we've all wised up to the fact that they were just talking utter bollocks! | |||
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"OP, surely you should be annoyed at Judith Hann and Raymond Baxter for lying to us? It's not their fault really! They were drip fed lies for years by nutty scientists and the R&D departments of various companies. It's probably why the show is no longer on TV - we've all wised up to the fact that they were just talking utter bollocks! " Star Trek didn't lie though, did it? Touch screen tablets and communicators are here so now we just need to know who is in charge of the Holodeck and the Transporter Room. | |||
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" Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee They only do burgers lol They sell them in the Coffee shop Bugger that, I will get some out of my boot" You men and 'stuff' in your boot what else do you have in there? X | |||
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" Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee They only do burgers lol They sell them in the Coffee shop Bugger that, I will get some out of my boot You men and 'stuff' in your boot what else do you have in there? X " I thought his boot was just a large biscuit tin. | |||
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"OP, surely you should be annoyed at Judith Hann and Raymond Baxter for lying to us? It's not their fault really! They were drip fed lies for years by nutty scientists and the R&D departments of various companies. It's probably why the show is no longer on TV - we've all wised up to the fact that they were just talking utter bollocks! " We need to bring back How! and find a new Magnus Pike (no, not Professor Brian Cox!!) | |||
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" Don't you whistle innocently @ me just you wait Oi don't you dare take those cookies back Ooooops I've eaten them now, buy your own next time @ Fossee They only do burgers lol They sell them in the Coffee shop Bugger that, I will get some out of my boot You men and 'stuff' in your boot what else do you have in there? X " Just a flag | |||
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