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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Santa

I have been good so far this and wanted to get my Christmas present request in sooner ;

Can i please have a weekend for me and my friend "C" locked in bedroom un disturbed by anyone other than room service ...

Add your request ....go on i dare you

Dear Santa

I would like ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want sushine *pouts*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A fried breakfast. I am easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa,

I have a request, as I dont do presents, as you know.

I request that xmas posts and other xmas chat be forgotten until At Least after October, annually.

Yours faithfully.

S

PS to date you owe me approx £12,000 and I fore see that amount more than doubling in the next few years, so feel free to cough up very soon

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

[Removed by poster at 28/05/13 09:26:51]

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dear Satan,

Some have started lobbying Santa already. Please make them naughty now so their pleas cease.

We know it will lead to that bloody song rearing its head if this is allowed to continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Satan,

Some have started lobbying Santa already. Please make them naughty now so their pleas cease.

We know it will lead to that bloody song rearing its head if this is allowed to continue.

"

Mornnnnnninnnnggggg did u mean meeeeeeeeee????? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I have a request, as I dont do presents, as you know.

I request that xmas posts and other xmas chat be forgotten until At Least after October, annually.

Yours faithfully.

S

PS to date you owe me approx £12,000 and I fore see that amount more than doubling in the next few years, so feel free to cough up very soon "

Dear miss guided party spoiler lol

The bank of Santa only pays of presentation of bills on the day and in accordance to Bank of Santa plc T&C's - your stuffed ....sorry

And as for getting in early ......well i am only trying to my bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I have a request, as I dont do presents, as you know.

I request that xmas posts and other xmas chat be forgotten until At Least after October, annually.

Yours faithfully.

S

PS to date you owe me approx £12,000 and I fore see that amount more than doubling in the next few years, so feel free to cough up very soon

Dear miss guided party spoiler lol

The bank of Santa only pays of presentation of bills on the day and in accordance to Bank of Santa plc T&C's - your stuffed ....sorry

And as for getting in early ......well i am only trying to my bit lol "

Ure gonna be in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I have a request, as I dont do presents, as you know.

I request that xmas posts and other xmas chat be forgotten until At Least after October, annually.

Yours faithfully.

S

PS to date you owe me approx £12,000 and I fore see that amount more than doubling in the next few years, so feel free to cough up very soon

Dear miss guided party spoiler lol

The bank of Santa only pays of presentation of bills on the day and in accordance to Bank of Santa plc T&C's - your stuffed ....sorry

And as for getting in early ......well i am only trying to my bit lol

Ure gonna be in trouble "

Minnie ....you know me im always in trouble lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Deer ( see what I did there ) Santa Claus,

If you are really coming to town, would you please bring some specacles for whoever rejected my pic last night as containing animals.

I wouldn't be upset but there was only ME in it. No one else.

And maybe a new keyboard this one's ckefud thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word.."

How long for??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santa,

I have a request, as I dont do presents, as you know.

I request that xmas posts and other xmas chat be forgotten until At Least after October, annually.

Yours faithfully.

S

PS to date you owe me approx £12,000 and I fore see that amount more than doubling in the next few years, so feel free to cough up very soon

Dear miss guided party spoiler lol

The bank of Santa only pays of presentation of bills on the day and in accordance to Bank of Santa plc T&C's - your stuffed ....sorry

And as for getting in early ......well i am only trying to my bit lol

Ure gonna be in trouble

Minnie ....you know me im always in trouble lol "

Even more so now as u didn't spell my name right !! Grrrrrr

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word..

How long for?? "

Dec 1st..

and thats only so the little uns can be sat down to write their letters to you know whom..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word..

How long for??

Dec 1st..

and thats only so the little uns can be sat down to write their letters to you know whom..

"

Am i allowed to sing then??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word..

How long for??

Dec 1st..

and thats only so the little uns can be sat down to write their letters to you know whom..

Am i allowed to sing then?? "

quietly..

till then just hum it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear santa i would just like a holiday and ive been ever so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word..

How long for??

Dec 1st..

and thats only so the little uns can be sat down to write their letters to you know whom..

Am i allowed to sing then??

quietly..

till then just hum it.. "

Oooo no-one told me I could hum it !!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word..

How long for??

Dec 1st..

and thats only so the little uns can be sat down to write their letters to you know whom..

Am i allowed to sing then??

quietly..

till then just hum it..

Oooo no-one told me I could hum it !!!!! "

YOU CAN'T!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Santana,

your music fills me with joy..

can you use your global influence to ban the use of that word (sounds like blissmass) pls..

ps and any other dirges related to that word..

How long for??

Dec 1st..

and thats only so the little uns can be sat down to write their letters to you know whom..

Am i allowed to sing then??

quietly..

till then just hum it..

Oooo no-one told me I could hum it !!!!!

YOU CAN'T!!!!!"

But bbbbbut i was told I have to hum with my mouth shut and there are varying decibel levels of humming .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Santa might need to send out some "you been naughty and need a spanky bottom" cards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa might need to send out some "you been naughty and need a spanky bottom" cards lol "

Not me ....... It wasn't my fault !!

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