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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Are you a midnight feaster?

Or a nightime snacker?

Just polished off a bowl of cornflakes. Yummers!

What are you munching?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Can't eat anything after 10pm....maybe some smooth pussy

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Onken summer berries yoghurt ....

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i'm trying to give my midnight snacks up....but toasted cheese on crumpets....or toast and marmite...or an egg on toast for me please.......and a mug of tea......

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Can't eat anything after 10pm....maybe some smooth pussy "

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had chips and cheese about on hour ago, after my late shift. Very bad, but very yummy.

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Onken summer berries yoghurt ...."
ooo that sounds a bit posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The king prawns and home-made pink sauce are calling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't eat anything after 10pm....maybe some smooth pussy "

You don't literally eat the pussy though do you? I suppose pussy falls into the same 'food' category as bubble gum in that respect

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"i'm trying to give my midnight snacks up....but toasted cheese on crumpets....or toast and marmite...or an egg on toast for me please.......and a mug of tea...... "
oooo cheesy crumpets with a mug of tea mmmm. The crumpets have to be close to crematiin for me though.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"...or an egg on toast for me please"
....Egg on toast at midnight?????? How do you manage that????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't eat anything after 10pm and try not to eat anything major after 8pm. I don't feel hungry then. I can't even guess how fat I'd be if I ate at night.

A big glass of water before bed keeps me feeling hydrated through the night and full.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61


"Onken summer berries yoghurt .... ooo that sounds a bit posh!"

Dinny ken aboot posh ...... a did hae a protruding pinkie fi ma spoon .... diz that coont ? ....

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"The king prawns and home-made pink sauce are calling me! "

What was in the pink sauce?

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Onken summer berries yoghurt .... ooo that sounds a bit posh!

Dinny ken aboot posh ...... a did hae a protruding pinkie fi ma spoon .... diz that coont ? .... "

Course! That's dead posh that sticking ya pinky up

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i'm trying to give my midnight snacks up....but toasted cheese on crumpets....or toast and marmite...or an egg on toast for me please.......and a mug of tea...... "

Those would be my breakfast, lunch or dinner not a snack. A packet of Quavers is a snack.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Perl De Lait Coconut Yoghurt.....

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I don't eat anything after 10pm and try not to eat anything major after 8pm. I don't feel hungry then. I can't even guess how fat I'd be if I ate at night.

A big glass of water before bed keeps me feeling hydrated through the night and full.

"

You are so sensible! But say letting your hair down a bit, what would you scoff?

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

thats exactly why i'm trying to give them up.....

PS....i dont eat all of them at once......

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Perl De Lait Coconut Yoghurt..... "

How do you say it with "HIS" Yorkshire accent???

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Perl De Lait Coconut Yoghurt..... "

Ya what? I got coconut yoghurt but whats the bit before? I've got an image of Pearl making you yoghurts now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Had chips and cheese about on hour ago, after my late shift. Very bad, but very yummy."

Lickety, Lickety, look, a Sophee !

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Just about to raid the fridge but it won't be healthy lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Perl De Lait Coconut Yoghurt.....

How do you say it with "HIS" Yorkshire accent??? "
Just add tha knows after.....

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"thats exactly why i'm trying to give them up.....

PS....i dont eat all of them at once......"

Well you look great for eating any of those

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Perl De Lait Coconut Yoghurt.....

Ya what? I got coconut yoghurt but whats the bit before? I've got an image of Pearl making you yoghurts now "
Its defuckinglicious is what it is!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't eat anything after 10pm and try not to eat anything major after 8pm. I don't feel hungry then. I can't even guess how fat I'd be if I ate at night.

A big glass of water before bed keeps me feeling hydrated through the night and full.

You are so sensible! But say letting your hair down a bit, what would you scoff?"

Frozen yoghurt - I'm addicted to Naked Moo at the moment.

It's not really about being sensible - I'd be thinner if that were the case.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Had chips and cheese about on hour ago, after my late shift. Very bad, but very yummy.

Lickety, Lickety, look, a Sophee !"

So I see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Perl De Lait Coconut Yoghurt.....

Ya what? I got coconut yoghurt but whats the bit before? I've got an image of Pearl making you yoghurts now Its defuckinglicious is what it is!! "

Marvelfuckingtastic then! Get sharing

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper. "

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"D

Marvelfuckingtastic then! Get sharing "
...Sharing or shagging????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Perl De Lait Coconut Yoghurt.....

Ya what? I got coconut yoghurt but whats the bit before? I've got an image of Pearl making you yoghurts now Its defuckinglicious is what it is!!

Marvelfuckingtastic then! Get sharing "
Fucking hell Noooooooo!!! They are MINE, ALL MINE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them! "

..... does sinking your teeth into a nice peachy bum count as one of your five a day?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them! "

Do you wake up hungry in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini doughnuts: plain and chocolate with a cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

Do you wake up hungry in the morning?"

I do, and I get the shakes and feel sick if I don't have at least a piece of toast and a cuppa. I've been like that since my teens.

Only time I was ever off my food was each time I was pregnant and had all day morning sickness for the first trimesters. Or during chemo.

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"D

Marvelfuckingtastic then! Get sharing ...Sharing or shagging???? "

Shagging obviously

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

Do you wake up hungry in the morning?

I do, and I get the shakes and feel sick if I don't have at least a piece of toast and a cuppa. I've been like that since my teens.

Only time I was ever off my food was each time I was pregnant and had all day morning sickness for the first trimesters. Or during chemo. "

So you are regulating your sugar levels as you need to. I don't get shaky until well into the day if I haven't eaten.

I'm surprised anyone can eat on chemo - it's a radical diet that Big C and chemo diet.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

ha ha...thank you.....but i had a great photographer xx

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

..... does sinking your teeth into a nice peachy bum count as one of your five a day? "

Now thats a cracker! Will be biting peachy arses as the government says I need 5 a day

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

Do you wake up hungry in the morning?"

No. I can never face food of a morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

..... does sinking your teeth into a nice peachy bum count as one of your five a day?

Now thats a cracker! Will be biting peachy arses as the government says I need 5 a day "

A peachy arse, a couple of plums and some carrot and orange cake ...... 5 a day sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had chips and cheese about on hour ago, after my late shift. Very bad, but very yummy.

Lickety, Lickety, look, a Sophee !

So I see!"

Ermmmmmmmmm, have I missed something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

Do you wake up hungry in the morning?

I do, and I get the shakes and feel sick if I don't have at least a piece of toast and a cuppa. I've been like that since my teens.

Only time I was ever off my food was each time I was pregnant and had all day morning sickness for the first trimesters. Or during chemo.

So you are regulating your sugar levels as you need to. I don't get shaky until well into the day if I haven't eaten.

I'm surprised anyone can eat on chemo - it's a radical diet that Big C and chemo diet."

Best thing about the big C diet was because my taste-buds were shot I could eat hotter and hotter curries. I made the most of it as I'm usually a korma coward.

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By *els_Bells OP   Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I've just had a mug of chai tea and some stilton, pear and french stick ......... I'd wake up chewing the pillow if I didn't have some supper.

Same here! People walking past me daily are lucky I dont take a bite out of them!

..... does sinking your teeth into a nice peachy bum count as one of your five a day?

Now thats a cracker! Will be biting peachy arses as the government says I need 5 a day

A peachy arse, a couple of plums and some carrot and orange cake ...... 5 a day sorted! "

You are now my dietician

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Had chips and cheese about on hour ago, after my late shift. Very bad, but very yummy.

Lickety, Lickety, look, a Sophee !

So I see!

Ermmmmmmmmm, have I missed something "

Feelosophie - my new subject. It's not just Sophie's or Sophee's though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't know if it's this thread or watching Mr Nice but I am now getting the munchies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had chips and cheese about on hour ago, after my late shift. Very bad, but very yummy.

Lickety, Lickety, look, a Sophee !

So I see!

Ermmmmmmmmm, have I missed something

Feelosophie - my new subject. It's not just Sophie's or Sophee's though. "

Awwwww, just 'googled it', I'm still no wiser

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Had chips and cheese about on hour ago, after my late shift. Very bad, but very yummy.

Lickety, Lickety, look, a Sophee !

So I see!

Ermmmmmmmmm, have I missed something

Feelosophie - my new subject. It's not just Sophie's or Sophee's though.

Awwwww, just 'googled it', I'm still no wiser "

I started a thread earlier called Swing Think - it's a play on the spelling of philosophy and the sound of the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if it's this thread or watching Mr Nice but I am now getting the munchies. "

Keep some of those options hot chocolate drinks in your cupboard .... a sweet chocolatey treat but no guilty calories, I usually feel satisfied after one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I was begining to think I was 'speshul'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't know if it's this thread or watching Mr Nice but I am now getting the munchies.

Keep some of those options hot chocolate drinks in your cupboard .... a sweet chocolatey treat but no guilty calories, I usually feel satisfied after one. "

I don't have hot drinks - let alone chocolate ones. I'll be fine: feeling the munchies and actually munching doesn't happen with me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Damn, I was begining to think I was 'speshul' "

You are. Ryan wants to feel a Sophee.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

So then. Lets get down to the facts:

It's is now way past midnight. So the. Excuse for snacking expired 30 minutes ago

The only food needed now is that for thought.

And the thought is ...a wee voice in your head telling you it's ok to eat because your 'peers' in here are doing the same.

The very same voice in your head that's reading this waffle right now!

Repent! Switch off your ipad. Get some sleep and save energy. Lighting. Eating and laptop power.

Sorted.

That its.

Now you can go

Gnite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** hides the biscuits **

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"** hides the biscuits ** "

You didn't mention biscuits earlier. I might have to give up Howard Marks now - I don't think I can keep going with him for another hour or so.

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