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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seen plenty of posts on worst messages people have received also seen plenty of profiles which read no one liners so what's the best none one liner that stood out for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Silence come the reply lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. this will sound strange. But a while ago I got a message saying "Hi, what you up to." Was good for me because I didnt expect to hear from him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna try Tranny Fanny?

That made me lol.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Hi you 2 sexy people

I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in

Sorry we only meet single males who are bi

I am bi

Your profile clearly says straight

It's clearly wrong then

We clearly won't be meeting you

I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!

Ok !!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hi you 2 sexy people

I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in

Sorry we only meet single males who are bi

I am bi

Your profile clearly says straight

It's clearly wrong then

We clearly won't be meeting you

I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!

Ok !! "

there really is some funny ppl about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi you 2 sexy people

I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in

Sorry we only meet single males who are bi

I am bi

Your profile clearly says straight

It's clearly wrong then

We clearly won't be meeting you

I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't

all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!

Actually made me giggle

Ok !! "

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Hi you 2 sexy people

I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in

Sorry we only meet single males who are bi

I am bi

Your profile clearly says straight

It's clearly wrong then

We clearly won't be meeting you

I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't

all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!

Actually made me giggle

Ok !! "

Actually made us laugh

He did apologise later

So all is forgiven !!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Careful what you say about pm's to avoid a forum time out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.

"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.

"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?""

And were you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.

"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?"

And were you?"

No but I should have been. He was gorgeous and I am so glad we met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.

"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?"

And were you?

No but I should have been. He was gorgeous and I am so glad we met."

But what about the poor guy who was hiding in your bin?

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