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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Older Women Welcome.

What EXACTLY does that mean on a profile ?

I know what it makes me feel and do but WHAT do they mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.

I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got called an older woman once, he was only a year younger than me.. bloody cheek!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


""They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.

I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us. "

I'm with you on this one.

I always take it to mean Okay Old Birds - You'll do if there's nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my age if said i was looking for a older woman she would probably have to bring her carer along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.

I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us.

I'm with you on this one.

I always take it to mean Okay Old Birds - You'll do if there's nothing else.

"

Kinda how I see it, you'll do for a poke especially if you have your own house 'cos he's still living at home with parents/ in uni halls/ sharing with a flatmate or three.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You got sommat against FFM ?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


""They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.

I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us.

I'm with you on this one.

I always take it to mean Okay Old Birds - You'll do if there's nothing else.

"

my feeling exactly!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not you Laine. Toshn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh most of women are older than me on here! I love a older woman

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are they the same "age is just a number" people?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Tbh most of women are older than me on here! I love a older woman "

Which one ? Or just all of them ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are they the same "age is just a number" people?"

No HattieLickety ....... I think they are a particularly amoeba like breed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got sommat against FFM ?"

Me? nope nothing against ffm ....... it's always a pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not you Laine. Toshn "
No hun would never say that x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are they the same "age is just a number" people?

No HattieLickety ....... I think they are a particularly amoeba like breed."

I don't meet with amoebas - they're not on my preference list.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Tbh most of women are older than me on here! I love a older woman

Which one ? Or just all of them ?"

Granny! I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets face it most older women have their own home, and a car ..... used to be the same with me when I was a stripling, snag an older boyfriend with a car.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push! "

Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?

Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are they the same "age is just a number" people?

No HattieLickety ....... I think they are a particularly amoeba like breed.

I don't meet with amoebas - they're not on my preference list."

Not even the twin celled variety ?

What about a rich amoeba with a huge dong ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lets face it most older women have their own home, and a car ..... used to be the same with me when I was a stripling, snag an older boyfriend with a car. "

You were a stripler

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!

Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?

Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?"

I wish to raise a complaint against those words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push! "

...... they don't have to push as hard with older or fatter though do they? .... we're grateful for a rub up with a wet Radio times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck old birds coz I can't pull the younguns

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!

Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?

Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?"

Yep, cunningly disguised as see age and size not important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets face it most older women have their own home, and a car ..... used to be the same with me when I was a stripling, snag an older boyfriend with a car.

You were a stripler "

.... right down to my liberty bodice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I fuck old birds coz I can't pull the younguns "

Honesty!!! At last ...thank you

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!

...... they don't have to push as hard with older or fatter though do they? .... we're grateful for a rub up with a wet Radio times. "

Wet Radio Times?!! Kinky and posh. It's a dry Racing Times for you lady!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie ) "

Too far...too far

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!

Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?

Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?

I wish to raise a complaint against those words."

Sorry, I won't use sacs again.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie ) "

Haa haa haa haa haa haa!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie ) "

that made me sick .....

Do you really think that ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Haa haa haa haa haa haa!!! "

No laughing Sassy im wretching........

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I fuck old birds coz I can't pull the younguns "

An honest man!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!

Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?

Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?

I wish to raise a complaint against those words.

Sorry, I won't use sacs again."

Actually it was profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Too far...too far "
Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I fuck old birds coz I can't pull the younguns "

Tsk ... Jack ... I should've known it was you ..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Haa haa haa haa haa haa!!!

No laughing Sassy im wretching........ "

Sorry Granny, but c'mon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me sick when i wrote it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose it's just a heads up that the lad clearly likes his cheese extra mature (and i for one don't blame him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like most if they are attractive x

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm hoping I want older ladies when I'm older , my preference is for younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 43 I kind of prefer a lady to be the same age..ish.

Anything really young would feel wrong...kind of like I'm taking advantage I guess?

But kind of condescending to be told you're liked because you're older I'm sure.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

when you get older its any woman welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Too far...too far "

I agree yukkkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does no one like cheese toasties x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x"

I'm watching you old man!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Interesting lol so what happens to a ladies pussy as it matures that makes the prospect so mentally distasteful to some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does no one like cheese toasties x"

.... only if they aren't stuck between a pair of thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love messages from 18 year old guys saying they want to fuck a milf or loved older women! Older I'll take but I'm no milf!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dont older ladies wash or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x

I'm watching you old man! "
Sorry bambie i do need watching and maybe punishing lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does no one like cheese toasties x

.... only if they aren't stuck between a pair of thighs. "
Dont knock it till you try it love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And as if by magic my inbox goes mental!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And as if by magic my inbox goes mental!! "
Wish mine would x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just I never feel like the older woman ever , Even if younger then me ,

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x

I'm watching you old man! Sorry bambie i do need watching and maybe punishing lol x"

I shall think of a suitable punishment and PM you - maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )

Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x

Pg

I'm watching you old man! Sorry bambie i do need watching and maybe punishing lol x

I shall think of a suitable punishment and PM you - maybe! "
Will look forward too it errrm i mean will.worry about ur punishment

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true."

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie) "

Lmao

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon


"At my age if said i was looking for a older woman she would probably have to bring her carer along "
don't know about carers but I'm sure its illigal to dig up a dead body

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true."

Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?

If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.

What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.

Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....

It's an afterthought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cheese toastie gag went down well .Will use that one again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At my age if said i was looking for a older woman she would probably have to bring her carer along don't know about carers but I'm sure its illigal to dig up a dead body"
Is it really ? Sh.t better put her back w

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By * control youMan
over a year ago

swindon

U know. When she is to old when u flick her clit nd its still swinging an hour later

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.

Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?

If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.

What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.

Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....

It's an afterthought"

In fairness...People do not always see the age preference (18 - 99) or even take notice of it and most of the time don't even bother reading a profile...it does not annoy me to see that on a profile but it does not automatically endear me to the person either. A repetition is not a bad thing on this site.

I am not contradicting mysel from a previous post...I beleive that View's comment honest as it is how women of my age might construe the sentence/expression!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Some men are just too vile to get anyone aroused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.

Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?

If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.

What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.

Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....

It's an afterthought

In fairness...People do not always see the age preference (18 - 99) or even take notice of it and most of the time don't even bother reading a profile...it does not annoy me to see that on a profile but it does not automatically endear me to the person either. A repetition is not a bad thing on this site.

I am not contradicting mysel from a previous post...I beleive that View's comment honest as it is how women of my age might construe the sentence/expression!"
I was just about to say that bambie ... Uncanny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Balls you were going to say something cheesey

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Surely this can be extended to "any phrase/ group welcome"?

It is just another form of profile text that details exclusionary preference, then follows up with exceptions.

You could put on a profile:

"Only contact me if you are between the ages of 18 and 35. But i will make exceptions for REALLY FIT over 35s"

Or you could write:

"Older ladies welcome".

The unsaid in the above being that the profile owner can still use discretion.

At least, that's what i get from phrases like that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You are saying exactly the same thing as me.

They will make concessions if need be ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balls you were going to say something cheesey"
True x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"You are saying exactly the same thing as me.

They will make concessions if need be ... "

I guess it boils down to how firm the profile owner is with regards to their preferences.

If you assume most single guys on here adopt a "catch all" approach, and are aware of that when reading their profiles, then such text seems harmless.

At least in my opinion. Happy to defer to those who know better than me of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna nip off and look at grannies profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it ... What a babe and one beautiful eye x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie)

Lmao "

Oooh! You laughed! I'm telling Granny!

Granny! Granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.

Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?

If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.

What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.

Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....

It's an afterthought"

It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.

I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You are saying exactly the same thing as me.

They will make concessions if need be ...

I guess it boils down to how firm the profile owner is with regards to their preferences.

If you assume most single guys on here adopt a "catch all" approach, and are aware of that when reading their profiles, then such text seems harmless.

At least in my opinion. Happy to defer to those who know better than me of course."

I never said any of that.

I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.

Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?

If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.

What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.

Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....

It's an afterthought

It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.

I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.

"

So did you put .... Younger women welcome and Middle ages women welcome too ?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"

I never said any of that.

I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase."

It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

I never said any of that.

I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.

It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me.""

Yep ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

to a degree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we please let the toastie one go ... Granny is not amused ..I wish i never said it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Can we please let the toastie one go ... Granny is not amused ..I wish i never said it now "

I can't laugh through vomit ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

I never said any of that.

I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.

It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me."

Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain losers if no young chicks take me". "

So im a c.u.s ......

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"

I never said any of that.

I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.

It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me.""

Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain olders if no young chicks take me".

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha"

You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.

Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

I never said any of that.

I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.

It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me."

Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain olders if no young chicks take me". "

But not a deaf one !

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"

I never said any of that.

I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.

It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me."

Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain olders if no young chicks take me". "

Damned predictive text!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will entertain youngers if no olders take me x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

change your prefs from 60 - 30 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"change your prefs from 60 - 30 then"
ah u been checking me out u little minx x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.

Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter ..... "

You never know ya luck Mrs...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"change your prefs from 60 - 30 then ah u been checking me out u little minx x"

Oh dear.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.

Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter .....

You never know ya luck Mrs... "

It's never been that bad.....

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.

Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter .....

You never know ya luck Mrs...

It's never been that bad....."

DAMN! That was ice cold, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.

Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?

If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.

What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.

Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....

It's an afterthought

It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.

I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.

So did you put .... Younger women welcome

and Middle ages women welcome too ?"


"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.

I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.

Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?

If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.

What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.

Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....

It's an afterthought

It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.

I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.

So did you put .... Younger women welcome and Middle ages women welcome too ?"

No I am almost middle aged myself did not feel the need.

No I did not think a younger woman would be put off messaging an older guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.

Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter .....

You never know ya luck Mrs...

It's never been that bad.....

DAMN! That was ice cold, haha"

oossshh like a steel fist in a velvet glove this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!

Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?

No just poke it with a stick, they'll empty even faster!...lol

Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do a heffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what they trying to say is...

"I would love to meet a mature woman!"

What they get is many (myself included) giving them a wide birth for there unthoughtful remark...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think what they trying to say is...

"I would love to meet a mature woman!"

What they get is many (myself included) giving them a wide birth for there unthoughtful remark... "

yeh gotta point there Mrs, best way i can think to smooth talk a gal is to say i'm looking for a sophisticated experienced lady

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha"

And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I also believe it means that older women will be accepted as an afterthought.

It's an exception to what would otherwise be an acceptable set of standards,

'I'm on this site for a meet with a younger woman but while I'm waiting for that message to come through I'll have one of you old birds. Your either desperate or your old man cant get it up like he used to so you'll be grateful for what I offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it means, think yourself lucky that someone want an old bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men."

And if you read my profile you would see i don't take my self seriously so just because i say somthing daft in the lounge like i like to boff older minters when what i would actually say is happy to meet up with sophisticated experienced ladies if i was replying to a message etc or someones face,i'm actually quite shy and find these sites great to open up a bit and have a laugh

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men.

And if you read my profile you would see i don't take my self seriously so just because i say somthing daft in the lounge like i like to boff older minters when what i would actually say is happy to meet up with sophisticated experienced ladies if i was replying to a message etc or someones face,i'm actually quite shy and find these sites great to open up a bit and have a laugh "

I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would do a heffer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha

And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men.

And if you read my profile you would see i don't take my self seriously so just because i say somthing daft in the lounge like i like to boff older minters when what i would actually say is happy to meet up with sophisticated experienced ladies if i was replying to a message etc or someones face,i'm actually quite shy and find these sites great to open up a bit and have a laugh "

I bet I'd make your cock look mahoussive with my small size 1 1/2 feet pmsl!!

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