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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() Haha I'm just laughing at the Barry manilow confession ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I for one am a fan of cheese, but only the kind that goes well with wine.... Stilton, Brie, gruyere, blue, cheddar. All good by me! Should we organise a cheese party?!" Hmmmmmmm | |||
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"I'm with u floro cheesy lines do nothing 4 me either " I have a friend - I thank you ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oi .... no one disses the Manilow ![]() | |||
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"Must be awful getting messages like that. Saying that, I'd like to post my package in your letter box ![]() Ah see see see this is IT What a crock of shi* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm partial to brie and bacon with advacado on...nom nom...infact I love all cheese... ![]() Saying that I love this cheese and one with cranberries in it | |||
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"I agree, cheesy lines r sooo boring" Thing is some of the men sending them look so nice , but I just can't enter into conversation when they say ' I have a sausage for your hole ' insert winky man crap ![]() | |||
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"Oooh not tasted that floro sounds nice " Its delicious ![]() | |||
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"I had a guy say that he really liked my profile and that I sounded exciting ![]() ![]() ![]() God no thats nice ![]() | |||
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"Oooh not tasted that floro sounds nice Its delicious ![]() So, cheese and wine party?! How civilised? Any requests for where?! Date?! | |||
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"I'm partial to brie and bacon with advacado on...nom nom...infact I love all cheese... ![]() ohh yes...nom nom..you ever been to Holmfirth Farmers Market...a huge stall full of diff cheeeeeses...its pure heaven... ![]() | |||
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"I'm partial to brie and bacon with advacado on...nom nom...infact I love all cheese... ![]() ![]() Ill have to check it out although its no good for my ever expanding waist line | |||
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"I had a guy say that he really liked my profile and that I sounded exciting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooer Mrs ![]() | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either." I try to avoid them.... Real cheese or none at all | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either." I knew you were one of us ![]() | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either." I bet your real name is dairylea as I'd love to spread you ![]() | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either. I try to avoid them.... Real cheese or none at all" Seriously ?? you have never used an innuendo or line | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either. I bet your real name is dairylea as I'd love to spread you ![]() How long did that take you ?? or is it an old line ![]() | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either. I try to avoid them.... Real cheese or none at all Seriously ?? you have never used an innuendo or line " I have, plenty of times,- accidental cheese as I call it! Try to avoid them though, unless I'm being deliberately sarcastic! It's like cheesey breadsticks, you want the breadstick, the cheese bit is accidental! | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either. I try to avoid them.... Real cheese or none at all Seriously ?? you have never used an innuendo or line I have, plenty of times,- accidental cheese as I call it! Try to avoid them though, unless I'm being deliberately sarcastic! It's like cheesey breadsticks, you want the breadstick, the cheese bit is accidental!" Righto !!! | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() There are 365+ cheeses in France my lovely but its you I'd spread on a warm buttered baguette and eat as a saucy, sexy, hot and spicy accompaniment! ![]() | |||
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"The cheesy innuendo does nothing for me either. I try to avoid them.... Real cheese or none at all Seriously ?? you have never used an innuendo or line I have, plenty of times,- accidental cheese as I call it! Try to avoid them though, unless I'm being deliberately sarcastic! It's like cheesey breadsticks, you want the breadstick, the cheese bit is accidental!" Lol your'e very clumsy are you ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() Too cheesy??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha you have a way with words my lady ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oo la la I'd like you to be the topping on my baguette ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Noooooooooooooo no no no ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh deer!!! Foo's not gonna like that...beware of her wrath ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shes knows me she knows me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sure she will mature ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mwaa mwaa ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *takes a deep breath and waits for the storm* | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh with her cowboy hat ill happily ride the storm....this is bad | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha ... Irony love it | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Im not easily baited with cheese ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually, I thought that was more witty than cheesy!! Shows some knowledge of the cheese making process don't you think? ![]() | |||
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"Yes cheese people I think I may be on my own here , but I'm not a fan of the cheesy line or the innuendo ... You know when someone says ' I have a sausage you can have ' Or the lines are so cheesy you feel you may slip on the grease or you have been transported back to 'Carry on Days' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But I didn't laugh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is writing a poem for someone you are attracted to not cheesy??? ![]() ![]() ![]() No ... Oh you know what I mean !!! If you dud it every day then that would be something other than cheesy | |||
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"ffs women now you tel me.........wast of an email that was ![]() You are a cheese king | |||
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"ffs women now you tel me.........wast of an email that was ![]() why thank you fair maden I wear my crown with pride xx | |||
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"I agree cheesy lines are a complete turn off. Now innuendo if written well is a huge turn on i think xx" Well said, an intelligent mind that is put to good use,- well, it's so erotic | |||
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"I agree cheesy lines are a complete turn off. Now innuendo if written well is a huge turn on i think xx" come into my parlour said the spder to the fly for I the cheese king can do both ![]() | |||
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"I agree cheesy lines are a complete turn off. Now innuendo if written well is a huge turn on i think xx" Fancy a weekend of gorging in cheddar ? | |||
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"I agree cheesy lines are a complete turn off. Now innuendo if written well is a huge turn on i think xx" Mmmm Dorset here I come!! ![]() | |||
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"I agree cheesy lines are a complete turn off. Now innuendo if written well is a huge turn on i think xx Mmmm Dorset here I come!! ![]() I thought it was Somerset? Mmmm | |||
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"I agree cheesy lines are a complete turn off. Now innuendo if written well is a huge turn on i think xx come into my parlour said the spder to the fly for I the cheese king can do both ![]() Oh lord see .... am I the only one ??? Sheeesh ![]() | |||
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"I love cheese....However my waisteline hates cheese..." Ditto ![]() | |||
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"I agree cheesy lines are a complete turn off. Now innuendo if written well is a huge turn on i think xx Mmmm Dorset here I come!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() Always one to lower the tone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep! He's even lowered himself to my level...tells you a lot doesn't it!! ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fairplay that topped them all...my childish forum humour has worn off now ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol difference is your tone is WAY high ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Darn it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I was told off earlier so sulking ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good thing I don't always get it (selective reading and hearing) ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think she stole it from a 'lonesome cowboy' ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah take me with a pinch of salt - most do and the others just hate me ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awww ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No-one steals hats like that...they wear them as punishment ! | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I got it from the pound shop !!! | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OooErrrr....Matron.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I love Barry Manilow so we all have our ' thing' " Barry Manilow!!! where is that block button ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You like Barry manilow and buy hats in a pound shop he he, your my kinda girl.....no standard's ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oooooo I think it shows v high standards .... | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You worry me, somehow I am singing the lyrics of Mandy, thankfully without a hat on....Barry manilow...the final word in cheese...Moderator please help close the thread ! ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think we have established .. cheese is subjective With a touch of irony and tongue firmly in the cheek. It also shows people will believe ANYTHING ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You! Mr tongue are in for a treat!!! For every cheesy comment I do NOT get...you get a kiss, for every cheesy comment I DO get...a lick !! The choice of cheese is yours ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We know you love him...deny it anymore and you will have his nose ![]() | |||
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"Some topics are whey too easy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grins like a Cheshire cat.... ![]() | |||
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"Ooooops... Sorry to have taken so long in replying, especially after such a challenging offer... Actually, I've been with family at a Birmingham car boot sale where, ironically, I found a wonderfully large book.... Imagine my delight at finding such a large Thome, in a Cathedral City..... I shall treat it very Caerphilly.... ![]() Non non non et non! TOMME not Thome, we did rehease this didn't we? ![]() | |||
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"Ooooops... Sorry to have taken so long in replying, especially after such a challenging offer... Actually, I've been with family at a Birmingham car boot sale where, ironically, I found a wonderfully large book.... Imagine my delight at finding such a large Thome, in a Cathedral City..... I shall treat it very Caerphilly.... Non non non et non! TOMME not Thome, we did rehease this didn't we? ![]() Clearly I need a little Mimol to help me become Gouda something.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooooops... Sorry to have taken so long in replying, especially after such a challenging offer... Actually, I've been with family at a Birmingham car boot sale where, ironically, I found a wonderfully large book.... Imagine my delight at finding such a large Thome, in a Cathedral City..... I shall treat it very Caerphilly.... Non non non et non! TOMME not Thome, we did rehease this didn't we? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're doing it again its MIMOLETTE not Mimol. ![]() | |||
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"Ooooops... Sorry to have taken so long in replying, especially after such a challenging offer... Actually, I've been with family at a Birmingham car boot sale where, ironically, I found a wonderfully large book.... Imagine my delight at finding such a large Thome, in a Cathedral City..... I shall treat it very Caerphilly.... Non non non et non! TOMME not Thome, we did rehease this didn't we? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Et une petite Mimol c'est quoi....?? Eh.. ? Eh..? | |||
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"Ooooops... Sorry to have taken so long in replying, especially after such a challenging offer... Actually, I've been with family at a Birmingham car boot sale where, ironically, I found a wonderfully large book.... Imagine my delight at finding such a large Thome, in a Cathedral City..... I shall treat it very Caerphilly.... Non non non et non! TOMME not Thome, we did rehease this didn't we? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The state of your semi soft erection! (mi is half/semi and mol is soft/flaccid) but its not a cheese my dear! | |||
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"Ooooops... Sorry to have taken so long in replying, especially after such a challenging offer... Actually, I've been with family at a Birmingham car boot sale where, ironically, I found a wonderfully large book.... Imagine my delight at finding such a large Thome, in a Cathedral City..... I shall treat it very Caerphilly.... Non non non et non! TOMME not Thome, we did rehease this didn't we? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Zut...!!!! I have only one reply to such brilliance.... I shall sing it in E flat... ![]() | |||
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