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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

ok so iv just done a little update on my profile saying "now very very single" just had a mail of some dim wit saying why am I still here I mean wtf shouldent I be here if im now single ??????

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

some people still think of swinging as wife swapping.

Does make you wonder why single bi fems in such demand if thats the case lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ting is to change the profile not just update it in txt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they meant on a cpls profile ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you. Male single or female single?

I find couples confusing

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Best ting is to change the profile not just update it in txt"

suppse so.........nice pic by the way

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Are you. Male single or female single?

I find couples confusing"

using manlyest voice........male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks yeah change to a singles

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Possibly because you are still showing under a couple profile and not as a single, I think admin can change it, but I stand corrected if I am wrong, plus you still have your couple profile text on show, so I would delete that bit first!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Request Admin to change you to a single guy (I'm assuming it's the bloke posting, could be wrong) before someone else reports you for false advertising xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or are you a couple pretending to be a single female lol

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Request Admin to change you to a single guy (I'm assuming it's the bloke posting, could be wrong) before someone else reports you for false advertising xxx"

gawd dont tell me im in more bloody truble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Request Admin to change you to a single guy (I'm assuming it's the bloke posting, could be wrong) before someone else reports you for false advertising xxx

gawd dont tell me im in more bloody truble "

No change there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say it's because your profile does not match your circumstances.

A couples profile, I didn't look if verifications for the couple were showing, but that should be amended and the opening paragraph of 'being single but can't be bothered to change profile, personally find the time to be bothered as you'll probably get more messages of the same kind.

And the 'I'm very very single' and the following paragraph 'very happy couple' well it makes it makes it a bit silly sounding.

Make it all fit a single guys profile and it will be better

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd say it's because your profile does not match your circumstances.

A couples profile, I didn't look if verifications for the couple were showing, but that should be amended and the opening paragraph of 'being single but can't be bothered to change profile, personally find the time to be bothered as you'll probably get more messages of the same kind.

And the 'I'm very very single' and the following paragraph 'very happy couple' well it makes it makes it a bit silly sounding.

Make it all fit a single guys profile and it will be better "

yep I get that an as I say il change it re write it. I just put that up quicly so as im not missleading any 1 or mistake for 1 of the many pretend cuples on here

il sort it tonight I promise.............soweeeeee

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you say you will rewrite your profile when you can "be bothered" but at the moment the profile is not a true reflection of your circumstance....

so i would either completely rewrite it...or remove the whole lot and then redo it when they change you from couple to single man...

probably the latter...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"ok so iv just done a little update on my profile saying "now very very single" just had a mail of some dim wit saying why am I still here I mean wtf shouldent I be here if im now single ??????"

I altered mine about 5 months ago for the same reason

No you shouldn't be on here, now on ya bike

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"ok so iv just done a little update on my profile saying "now very very single" just had a mail of some dim wit saying why am I still here I mean wtf shouldent I be here if im now single ??????

I altered mine about 5 months ago for the same reason

No you shouldn't be on here, now on ya bike "

pedles off...........squeak sqweak..........squeak sqweak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok so iv just done a little update on my profile saying "now very very single" just had a mail of some dim wit saying why am I still here I mean wtf shouldent I be here if im now single ??????

I altered mine about 5 months ago for the same reason

No you shouldn't be on here, now on ya bike

pedles off...........squeak sqweak..........squeak sqweak"

Get the wd40 out

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol"

Oh god don't encourage him

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"you say you will rewrite your profile when you can "be bothered" but at the moment the profile is not a true reflection of your circumstance....

so i would either completely rewrite it...or remove the whole lot and then redo it when they change you from couple to single man...

probably the latter...

"

I say when I can be bothered for that reasen I cant right now be botherd.......im not hitting on nobody an not after meeting no body (well theres 1 id be tempted to) so what harm am I doing except trying to be honest an posting on here like iv always done.............so ner ner

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 26/05/13 18:37:57]

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol"

it was the mrs that wrote it..........righ il do it now gowd bloody wemen !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol

it was the mrs that wrote it..........righ il do it now gowd bloody wemen !!!!!!!"

watch your language

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol

Oh god don't encourage him "

I don't think it would take much encouragement lol...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

I say when I can be bothered for that reasen I cant right now be botherd.......im not hitting on nobody an not after meeting no body (well theres 1 id be tempted to) so what harm am I doing except trying to be honest an posting on here like iv always done.............so ner ner "

thats fine... but then when you say you are a single man.. but most of the profile is about the mrs, then I can understand why people would be miffed...

at the moment you are misrepresenting what you are...

honest posting on here.. but the profile isn't matching what you are preaching at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol

Oh god don't encourage him

I don't think it would take much encouragement lol... "

Think your right there

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol

Oh god don't encourage him

I don't think it would take much encouragement lol...

Think your right there "

His next pics are going to be in a dress...with the cathphrase I don't need a single profile as I am covering both sexes....

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"

I say when I can be bothered for that reasen I cant right now be botherd.......im not hitting on nobody an not after meeting no body (well theres 1 id be tempted to) so what harm am I doing except trying to be honest an posting on here like iv always done.............so ner ner

thats fine... but then when you say you are a single man.. but most of the profile is about the mrs, then I can understand why people would be miffed...

at the moment you are misrepresenting what you are...

honest posting on here.. but the profile isn't matching what you are preaching at all"

fair point............thanks...........git

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol

Oh god don't encourage him

I don't think it would take much encouragement lol...

Think your right there

His next pics are going to be in a dress...with the cathphrase I don't need a single profile as I am covering both sexes.... "

pmsl Hmmmm do you think that might work lolol

the mrs bit now removed........still a fecked up profile but hayho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the bit off about mrs here...as it aint the Mrs lol...unless you wear a dress..lol

Oh god don't encourage him

I don't think it would take much encouragement lol...

Think your right there

His next pics are going to be in a dress...with the cathphrase I don't need a single profile as I am covering both sexes....

pmsl Hmmmm do you think that might work lolol

the mrs bit now removed........still a fecked up profile but hayho

"

Wonder if he will wear thr suspenders

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"pedles off...........squeak sqweak..........squeak sqweak"

Written by brothers Idris and Evan Jones, "The Pushbike Song" was released in 1970 and reached the top-spot for two weeks in the Australian charts in March 1971. It also proved popular in the UK, reaching the number two spot on 16 January (beaten by George Harrison's My Sweet Lord)

*courtesy of the tandem department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

gawd dont tell me im in more bloody truble "

Ok, we won't tell you

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye"

Oh yes thats you alright

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

Oh yes thats you alright "

who asked you big nose lolol xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye"

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion"

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

Oh yes thats you alright

who asked you big nose lolol xx"

Well, I can't hear a thing...let's go to the stoning

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me"

Keep posting and I'll re-do you in a while

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

Oh yes thats you alright

who asked you big nose lolol xx

Well, I can't hear a thing...let's go to the stoning "

let he who is withnout sin cast the 1st stone !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me"

You really want me to tell you

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

Keep posting and I'll re-do you in a while "

now hang on a cotten picking.........il do me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you

"

this will be fun lol

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you "

yep go for it

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you

this will be fun lol "

you started it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you

this will be fun lol

you started it "

I think your a single guy pretending to be a female who likes to wear womens dresses and ythink you are funny

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you

this will be fun lol

you started it

I think your a single guy pretending to be a female who likes to wear womens dresses and ythink you are funny "

your going right off my christmas card list you do no that dont you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you

this will be fun lol

you started it

I think your a single guy pretending to be a female who likes to wear womens dresses and ythink you are funny

your going right off my christmas card list you do no that dont you "

You were never on mine

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you

this will be fun lol

you started it

I think your a single guy pretending to be a female who likes to wear womens dresses and ythink you are funny

your going right off my christmas card list you do no that dont you

You were never on mine "

lier you so want me I no lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a really nice lady on here has wrote me a profile an mailed it me an I think its funny as gook any 1 els wona try an il use the best

remember folks its just a bit of fun ye

I rejigged a profile for a mate of mine - just took what was on it, reworded it slightly, grammatised (is that a word?) and put a bit more humour in, but it's got to be someone you know a bit about in my opinion

thats the point as iv met no 1 pff here all any1 has to go off is what iv posted hence funny as fuck what you all think of me

You really want me to tell you

this will be fun lol

you started it

I think your a single guy pretending to be a female who likes to wear womens dresses and ythink you are funny

your going right off my christmas card list you do no that dont you

You were never on mine

lier you so want me I no lolol "

Oh yes oh yes

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

right redone an thanks to the very tasty sweet little lady big hugs xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right redone an thanks to the very tasty sweet little lady big hugs xxxxx"

That's better now

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"right redone an thanks to the very tasty sweet little lady big hugs xxxxx

That's better now "

Aint it just lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right redone an thanks to the very tasty sweet little lady big hugs xxxxx

That's better now

Aint it just lol..."

Wanted to say something about his reply to the lady that helped him

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"right redone an thanks to the very tasty sweet little lady big hugs xxxxx

That's better now

Aint it just lol...

Wanted to say something about his reply to the lady that helped him"

go on then im sure shes here some where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right redone an thanks to the very tasty sweet little lady big hugs xxxxx

That's better now

Aint it just lol...

Wanted to say something about his reply to the lady that helped him

go on then im sure shes here some where"

I know she is

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