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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm upset

Anyone to give me a virtual cuddle?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No cuddle but I'll give you an ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((((((hugs))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err fancy a beer mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manhugs...

What ya done...??? Or is life in general playin silly buggers....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"((((((hugs))))))"

There. I bet that helped you no end.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Err fancy a beer mate

Just give him a hug n stop being frigid.....

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm upset

Anyone to give me a virtual cuddle?

NO! man up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll offer you a man-hug but if I feel a stirring in your pants I’ll tell everyone you’re a homo…

Come-here sunshine...... ((((((HUG))))))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"((((((hugs))))))

There. I bet that helped you no end."

It does!! All the jokey-virtual-hugs I will receive will put a smile back on my face...

To explain my upset: just the usual buggering ex.

Ohh well, it's like an arsehole: we all have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To explain my upset: just the usual buggering ex.

Ohh well, it's like an arsehole: we all have one

Btw, excuse my French

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

"I'm upset

Anyone to give me a virtual cuddle?

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( ° )Y( ° ) aw hugs and put your head here it will make u feel better.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))

sending virtual hugs and hope you feel better soon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"To explain my upset: just the usual buggering ex.

Ohh well, it's like an arsehole: we all have one

Btw, excuse my French

Uhmmmmm buggering ex ?

jay voudrais un gateux sil vous play

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"To explain my upset: just the usual buggering ex.

Ohh well, it's like an arsehole: we all have one

Btw, excuse my French

Uhmmmmm buggering ex ?

jay voudrais un gateux sil vous play "

Ici, avoir un eclair, mon petit

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Oops, meant ma petite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hmmmmm buggering ex ?

jay voudrais un gateux sil vous play "

You just won the "big smile on my face" award for this sentence: 1/ you tried to speak french with is something I really like and 2/ you just asked for a "senile person"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm upset

Anyone to give me a virtual cuddle?

( ° )Y( ° ) aw hugs and put your head here it will make u feel better......."

You know how to make me feel better Gilly! Can I leave my head here until I feel better?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"hmmmmm buggering ex ?

jay voudrais un gateux sil vous play

You just won the "big smile on my face" award for this sentence: 1/ you tried to speak french with is something I really like and 2/ you just asked for a "senile person"

To be fair, Granny might have been legitimately asking for a senile person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll offer you a man-hug but if I feel a stirring in your pants I’ll tell everyone you’re a homo…

Come-here sunshine...... ((((((HUG))))))

had a good lol at this!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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1 calin mais pas 2. Apres I'll faudra que tu te sortes la tete du ---! Prends le taureau par les cornes and fecking Man up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 calin mais pas 2. Apres I'll faudra que tu te sortes la tete du ---! Prends le taureau par les cornes and fecking Man up!

Si tu veut prendre ce Taureau ci par les cornes, beauté divine... Tu n'as que m'appeller...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"hmmmmm buggering ex ?

jay voudrais un gateux sil vous play

You just won the "big smile on my face" award for this sentence: 1/ you tried to speak french with is something I really like and 2/ you just asked for a "senile person"

non! sacre bleu ! Well as long as they understand it's NSA send them over

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"hmmmmm buggering ex ?

jay voudrais un gateux sil vous play

You just won the "big smile on my face" award for this sentence: 1/ you tried to speak french with is something I really like and 2/ you just asked for a "senile person"

To be fair, Granny might have been legitimately asking for a senile person

oui mon chere oui!

ca va ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont let them get you down hun ((((((hugs)))))) xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hereby declare that this forum thread is now officially a French possession!!

Vive la Republique et vive la France!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Dont let them get you down hun ((((((hugs)))))) xxx"

What minnie is saying is ... Donce layt zem git you don ..... xxx hope that helps

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I hereby declare that this forum thread is now officially a French possession!!

Vive la Republique et vive la France!!!

haw haw ....oneeonnnnns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont let them get you down hun ((((((hugs)))))) xxx

What minnie is saying is ... Donce layt zem git you don ..... xxx hope that helps "

What would I do if you were not ther to help to understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont let them get you down hun ((((((hugs)))))) xxx

What minnie is saying is ... Donce layt zem git you don ..... xxx hope that helps

What would I do if you were not ther to help to understand

Hate seeing people upset by their ex I should know

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Dont let them get you down hun ((((((hugs)))))) xxx

What minnie is saying is ... Donce layt zem git you don ..... xxx hope that helps

What would I do if you were not ther to help to understand

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel mon oui croissant ...... I think you'd do just fine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hereby declare that this forum thread is now officially a French possession!!

Vive la Republique et vive la France!!!

"Allons enfants de la patrie...."

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I hereby declare that this forum thread is now officially a French possession!!

Vive la Republique et vive la France!!!

Good idea!! Just keep this in mind:

La tyrannie c'est ferme ta gueule, la democracy c'est cause toujours

I hope you'll wake up happier tomorrow! X calins caline x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hereby declare that this forum thread is now officially a French possession!!

Vive la Republique et vive la France!!!

Good idea!! Just keep this in mind:

La tyrannie c'est ferme ta gueule, la democracy c'est cause toujours

I hope you'll wake up happier tomorrow! X calins caline x"

I will, don't worry!! And if I don't feel better, I'll have a look at the thread

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

"I'm upset

Anyone to give me a virtual cuddle?

( ° )Y( ° ) aw hugs and put your head here it will make u feel better.......

You know how to make me feel better Gilly! Can I leave my head here until I feel better?

"
you can leave it there for as long as you feel its necessary i am very accomodating...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles in for big hugs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I see the number of replies, I realize that I shouldn't have asked for some cuddles: I should have asked for loads of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not a group hug xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not a group hug xx"

Yes group hug or group sex

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

Aww never mind hugs I'll just run my fingers down your chest

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yesterday it was the Germans and now it's all French. That, or I have sunstroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No French here or group sex, but a big hug from me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'm out of cuddles will feigned concern do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I see the number of replies, I realize that I shouldn't have asked for some cuddles: I should have asked for loads of sex

Don't push ya luck mate....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

How about ich liebe dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

)

How about ich liebe dick

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

)"
I have flour in my hair......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx"

Thought you might be xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

)I have flour in my hair......

Love cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx

Thought you might be xx"

Cheeky,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

)I have flour in my hair......

Love cookies"

Plenty of those around the forums...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

)I have flour in my hair......

Love cookies"

Love orgies!!! Peace and love and all that jazz!!! Bring back the 80's xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Group hugs, cuddles, feigned concern, group sex, stroking from popping candy (got a little preference for this one): everything will do as long as we share some love

(sounds so hippie...

)I have flour in my hair......

Love cookies"
I don't haul my cookies for just anyone you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx

Thought you might be xx

Cheeky,

What

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"When I see the number of replies, I realize that I shouldn't have asked for some cuddles: I should have asked for loads of sex

Greedy little frog!!! No harm in asking is there?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I see the number of replies, I realize that I shouldn't have asked for some cuddles: I should have asked for loads of sex

Greedy little frog!!! No harm in asking is there?!!

Sur un malentendu, ca peut marcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big squish & I'll even let you motorboat the hooters lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx

Thought you might be xx

Cheeky,

What

Minnie!!!!! Its all about the birds and the bees...and that big massive all female orgy we've been talking about! I think MR SODA should join us...what do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx

Thought you might be xx

Cheeky,

What

Minnie!!!!! Its all about the birds and the bees...and that big massive all female orgy we've been talking about! I think MR SODA should join us...what do you think?

Would he want to join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big squish & I'll even let you motorboat the hooters lol"

You won't need to say it twice... I live the concept of "hooters motorboating" by the way

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx

Thought you might be xx

Cheeky,

What

Minnie!!!!! Its all about the birds and the bees...and that big massive all female orgy we've been talking about! I think MR SODA should join us...what do you think?

Would he want to join in

If he knows what's good for his 'head' !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not a group hug xx

Yes group hug or group sex

Hey, im game xx

Thought you might be xx

Cheeky,

What

Minnie!!!!! Its all about the birds and the bees...and that big massive all female orgy we've been talking about! I think MR SODA should join us...what do you think?

Would he want to join in

If he knows what's good for his 'head' !!!!

Go on then need some excitement

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

I love motorboating, usually results in extreme giggles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love motorboating, usually results in extreme giggles! "

You couldn't tell me that yesterday?? What a miss...

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

I mean I love doing it to others ...I don't think I could have motorboated you, no moobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok what is motor boarding

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

Put face in cleavage.

Exhale.

Makes a loud 'raspberry' noise

YouTube it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I love doing it to others ...I don't think I could have motorboated you, no moobs! "

I was thinking the other way round... Although you could have done it in my balls!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Ok what is motor boarding"

If I google this, am I likely to lose my lunch???

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

I'm not sure that's a great idea lol!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

"If I google this, am I likely to lose my lunch???

No you need 'meatspin' for that

*wanders off singing "you spin me right round baby right round..."*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not sure that's a great idea lol! "

Not sure neither....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motor boating is my all time fave cheer up thing, works on all ages & genders

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