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By *esco Value Thor OP Man
29 weeks ago

London

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

because he was a her-before

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By *anderingArtistMan
29 weeks ago

an abstract world

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "If you're here who's driving this thing!"

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

What do you call a woman who throws her electric bill, gas bill, council tax bill and credit card bills in the fire?

Bernadette

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By *esco Value Thor OP Man
29 weeks ago

London

What do police hotlines and gloryholes have in common?

they both rely on anonymous tips

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"What do police hotlines and gloryholes have in common?

they both rely on anonymous tips "

Pmsl

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
29 weeks ago

North West

A man feinted & fell onto the luggage carousel at Heathrow airport.

He was ok though, he slowly came around.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

How does a non binary samurai kill people?

They / them

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks: Some asshole has my pen

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By *arand25Couple
29 weeks ago

Crowborough

My mate said to me that he could cover me head to toe in Tippex inside two minutes, I said no way.

One minute 45 seconds later I was completely covered, he said what do you think now?

I said I stand corrected.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says, "Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises." Taken aback, the doctor asks him, "My God, how do your pants fit?" To which the man replies, "Like a glove."

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By *eyeYCouple
29 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

"Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "If you're here who's driving this thing!""

Stole a favorite..

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

How does a Muslim close a door?

Islam's it

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By *eadpool-ishMan
29 weeks ago

Horam

2 vultures eating the carcass of a dead clown, one says to the other "Did this taste funny to you?"

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By *eyeYCouple
29 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Three Rottweiler's in a vets get talking..

1 and 2, respectively attacked a burglar and bag snatcher, resulting in just, but life changing injury to the perpetrator, while 3 jumped up and gave the missus a bone of his own while she was bent over the bath naked.

1 and 2, shocked and assuming, question why on earth he's being put down as they are.

3 responds "oh no, I'm just having my nails clipped!"

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By *hyKentGuyMan
29 weeks ago

sheerness

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

What goes "click click "have I done it?" Click click "have I done it now?""

Stevie wonder with a Rubik's Cube

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By *heMountain29Man
29 weeks ago

Limerick

Where did Mary go after the explosion?..... Everywhere

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