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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im fast becomming an night owl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im fast becomming an night owl.

i'm kinda a half night owl,

"twit-twoo "

i'm the twit part

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"im fast becomming an night owl.

thats a hoot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One male owl said to another...

"im getting married tomorrow" ....

the other sighed and said" you twit, to who"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone gone to bed me thinks..

spose i will follow suit soon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone gone to bed me thinks..

spose i will follow suit soon ?

If I knew that you were gonna follow me to bed --------------------- ohhhhh sorry, I see what you meant now

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

not in bed yet

not for want of trying tho x x

will sleep in morning haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Same here.......

its normally about 4 am when i get to sleep.

but looking 4ward to next wed...

i will sleep like a baby then

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i lasted about half an hour lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome back to the madhouse hun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Welcome back to the madhouse hun

well i got to bed and forget to let my meet know im meeting him lol so thought id better

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I just watched a spooky film called Mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just watched a spooky film called Mirrors"

I get more and more scared everytime I look in a mirror

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"I just watched a spooky film called Mirrors

I get more and more scared everytime I look in a mirror

you must have the same mirrors as me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

im still here too

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

typical "internet" snowman

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"im still here too

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

typical "internet" snowman

He He!

But from the looks of your new picture the snowman melted!

Hiya all! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome back ucd

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Good evening ucollectideliver its been a circus in here tonight

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

hi ucd

some of us even had friends over

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"Good evening ucollectideliver its been a circus in here tonight"

Hi Sweet smiles, Yes I heard someone shout "Send in the clown" so here I am!

Hiya peaches!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mwahhhhhhhhhh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Good evening ucollectideliver its been a circus in here tonight

Hi Sweet smiles, Yes I heard someone shout "Send in the clown" so here I am!

Hiya peaches!"

Well you best behave then cause im ring master

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"hi ucd

some of us even had friends over

Lucky you!!! Mine friends wouldn't risk walking in the snow so I been here on me own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

At least your getting snow we aint

I nearly made hubby wet himself yesterday shouting at the weather people on tv they said it was going to snow so I sat (quite happily btw) with my nose about half an inch from the window for hours and nowt nada zilch no fuffing snow cos they lied to me again!!

Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

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"Well you best behave then cause im ring master

Hope you brought your own whip for the lion taming later!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well you best behave then cause im ring master

Hope you brought your own whip for the lion taming later!

Oh yes, the lions are usually very tame after ive finished with them

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

At least your getting snow we aint

Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street

Shona

x x x "

I can send ya some in a jiffy bag love!

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over a year ago

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

At least your getting snow we aint

Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street

Shona

x x x "

Is there a mini heatwave in Fife that we don't know about?

If so im on me way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can send ya some in a jiffy bag love!

Nope not enough I need loads of the stuff hun what we got is all iced over and I cant walk on it

Even the snowman the kids built is all icy and hard

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a heatwave Honeypot more you lot stole our winter

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Oh yes, the lions are usually very tame after ive finished with them

oo now theres a confident claim if ever I heard one! I can almost feel the whip crack accross my back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

At least your getting snow we aint

Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street

Shona

x x x "

I think we had yours ?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

ahhh so this is where you're all hiding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boo

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over a year ago

"Not so much a heatwave Honeypot more you lot stole our winter

Shona

x x x "

I think you're right hun

You can have it back after the weekend when I have to go back to work

Mind you my weekends ruined because of it too,but it sure looks purty

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

christ you made me jump

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Even the snowman the kids built is all icy and hard

Hard cos they see you comming, icy cos they got left in the cold I presume

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even the snowman the kids built is all icy and hard

Hard cos they see you comming, icy cos they got left in the cold I presume

Only one see me cumming. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not hiding Sprite Im sitting here in plain sight - well a sight anyway

fluffy houserobe and matching slippers

but at least Im warm now

Yup Peaches hun you stole all our snow and Im gonna start a petition I want it back

I think my kids school was the only one in Fife not to be closed this week and they been nipping my head to get time off to finish the snowman family they started just after Christmas!!!

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Only one see me cumming. lmao

As long as the webcams turned off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much a heatwave Honeypot more you lot stole our winter

Shona

x x x

I think you're right hun

You can have it back after the weekend when I have to go back to work

Mind you my weekends ruined because of it too,but it sure looks purty

xx"

Please can I have my winter back??? I been a good girl this year honest - well I have had to be cos I cant go out in the ice and snow

I fall over and end up in hospital

But you are right hun it is very pretty to watch from the safety of my nice warm flat

Shona

x x x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

very lovely and fluffy you look too shona... lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can have all our snow hun...

Im not as graceful as torvil and dean

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Im not as graceful as torvil and dean

I'm sure we'd all give you

10 10 9.9 10 10 10

Slaps the third guy along 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaches I am in no way as graceful as them either lol all I got in common with ice skaters is that I got tree trunk legs

Sprite wanna come in for a cuppa and warm up since you made it all this way just to see my lovely pink fluffy robe??

Honeypot someone keeps putting their foot against the door!! Stopping me getting in

I know its against site rules to wear fluffy pink houserobes but really is that reason enough to slam the door on my poor wee nose??

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

I know its against site rules to wear fluffy pink houserobes but really is that reason enough to slam the door on my poor wee nose??

Shona

x x x "

Nowt wrong with a fluffy nightrobe! Keeps things hot for later!

And before anyone asks MINES BLUE!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

yes please shona...its a bit nippy in the snow! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with a fluffy nightrobe! Keeps things hot for later!

And before anyone asks MINES BLUE!

No its not hun its too late I saw it and your houserobe is bright pink

Shona

x x x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Nowt wrong with a fluffy nightrobe! Keeps things hot for later!

And before anyone asks MINES BLUE!

No its not hun its too late I saw it and your houserobe is bright pink

Shona

x x x "

* hides her spongebob one *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes please shona...its a bit nippy in the snow! xx"

Sprite hun its not just outside thats cold even the cat is curled up to keep warm

Off to wallop the boiler again

keep your fingers crossed I dont hurt myself (again)

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

No its not hun its too late I saw it and your houserobe is bright pink

Shona

x x x "

Shhhhh! thats the secret sissy one!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

same here shona, tho not as cold as you. i just need the snow to thaw so i can get out !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a big blue one for when me mans comes and we call it "mr fluffy"

the dressing gown i mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im tuff me.....dont wear um...

Only me negligent

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

giggle!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

excuse my absence i was on the telephone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peaches your real tuff

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"Im tuff me.....dont wear um...

Only me negligent

négligé on or negligent! A sight worth seeing I bet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh tis....tis

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just got a chemise on

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"excuse my absence i was on the telephone"

No problem, you are excused! Reminds me to put my phone on charge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love wearing my chemises...

got loads too. all soft and silky.

i wanna get some more tho...and a few longer ones

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I love wearing my chemises...

got loads too. all soft and silky.

i wanna get some more tho...and a few longer ones

oh i got loads lol. I went through a phase of buying them

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Cold shower time for me I think all this talk of underwear is taking its toll!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Cold shower time for me I think all this talk of underwear is taking its toll!"

Wont tell you i got no knickers on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I went into hospital last May I had to go out and buy loads of jammies and nighties cos I didnt have many

any excuse for a shopping trip

But anyway I got a nice silky pair of pjs and when I was chatting to my mates about the stuff I got for the hospital stay they all said I was mad for getting silky stuff

so I thought it best not to mention the lacy stuff

in case they had heart failure

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never wear them. even in asda

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

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"Cold shower time for me I think all this talk of underwear is taking its toll!

Wont tell you i got no knickers on then"

Well blow me!

Now you've done it!

naked snow swimming for me to cool down now. Mind you it'll clear the path for morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never wear them. even in asda

*** note to self ***

must wear mirror shiny shoes when taking Peaches shopping

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"Never wear them. even in asda

Will make tomorrows shopping trip to asda more interesting for me now!

Has she or hasn't she!!!!

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Am here, just got in hehe.... impromptu meet...always fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cant remember the last time i actually wore any.???

even when its blowing a gale . lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am here, just got in hehe.... impromptu meet...always fun

ya late, go sit at the back of the class with the others

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Oo do I get detention?? hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats the fun bit

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

If I arrive late three times in a row do I get the cane as well as detention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I arrive late three times in a row do I get the cane as well as detention!

Ohh no you get the worst punishment I can think of for a man hun

You can sit in the corner facing the wall

Shona

x x x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

you're harsh shona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pssssssssst,

does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats what he gets for not learning and always pushing bounderies

ohh wait thats me not him

sorry sits in corner with duh hat on

Shona

x x x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"pssssssssst,

does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???

no plumsy, it doesnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pssssssssst,

does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???

Not in my house . . . you have to make do with a normal (ok small) 32" with all the sports channels, but if you want the porn thats extra Nom hun

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

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"You can sit in the corner facing the wall

Shona

x x x "

Which corner Miss?

(Hopefully one at the bottom of the screen so I can still peep at the thread when she not looking)

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over a year ago

"pssssssssst,

does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???

no plumsy, it doesnt

damn, then I agree, Shona you're harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can sit in the corner facing the wall

Shona

x x x

Which corner Miss?

(Hopefully one at the bottom of the screen so I can still peep at the thread when she not looking)"

In this flat it doesnt matter where you are in the room you can see the PC screen so your safe to watch for a bit

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ok what have i missed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pssssssssst,

does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???

Not in my house . . . you have to make do with a normal (ok small) 32" with all the sports channels, but if you want the porn thats extra Nom hun

Shona

x x x "

tell me more about this " extra porn" option Shona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pssssssssst,

does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???

no plumsy, it doesnt

damn, then I agree, Shona you're harsh

Ok my telly is small but it does have all the sports channels doesnt that count for something???

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme hun all you missed was Ucollect telling us all about his nice pink houserobe and matching fluffy slippers

And Plums wants to be in the corner watching my porn not sure if he would rather have live porn or the stuff on the dvds??

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok my telly is small but it does have all the sports channels doesnt that count for something???

Shona

x x x "

if I was in your house I'm certain i'd not be watching telly !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok my telly is small but it does have all the sports channels doesnt that count for something???

Shona

x x x

if I was in your house I'm certain i'd not be watching telly !!!

Wanna tell hubby that then hun cos all he does of an evening is watch sports and leaves me all alone

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme hun all you missed was Ucollect telling us all about his nice pink houserobe and matching fluffy slippers

And Plums wants to be in the corner watching my porn not sure if he would rather have live porn or the stuff on the dvds??

Shona

x x x "
oooooooh houserobe n slippers???? how fetching....live porn everytime

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"Femme hun all you missed was Ucollect telling us all about his nice pink houserobe and matching fluffy slippers

And Plums wants to be in the corner watching my porn not sure if he would rather have live porn or the stuff on the dvds??

Shona

x x x "

Oh no she spotted the fluffy slippers too!!Hope I hid everything else better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup ucollect hun I have eagle eyes and see everything

nowt is a secret from me you know I see everything and I likes to see everything too

Yup Femme deff live is always better than dvds anyday of the week.

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well im shocked about the subjects of convo tonite.......the slippers did it for me tho

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"live is always better than dvds anyday of the week.

Shona

x x x "

Well as it's the weekend dvd's it is!

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over a year ago

"well im shocked about the subjects of convo tonite.......the slippers did it for me tho

You would be quite ashamed of me tho

My slippers dont have heels

Ok they are the only footwear other than trainers that dont but still I hang my head in shame

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"well im shocked about the subjects of convo tonite.......the slippers did it for me tho

You would be quite ashamed of me tho

My slippers dont have heels

Ok they are the only footwear other than trainers that dont but still I hang my head in shame

Shona

x x x "
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a secret shona......mine dont either.......but i was told off today for thinking about going out in the snow in 5 " heels lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna tell hubby that then hun cos all he does of an evening is watch sports and leaves me all alone

Shona

x x x "

psssssssst Mr Shona, doggy is great for "multitasking" hot women and sports, now thats proper multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme who was brave enough to tell you not to wear heels???

I always wear heels in the winter cos it helps keep me on me feet I dig in the heel and only ever fallen on the ice when wearing flats!!

Nom that explains why he wanted sky multiroom and the telly on his side of the bed!!!

Shona

x x x

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

Nom that explains why he wanted sky multiroom and the telly on his side of the bed!!!

Shona

x x x "

Now that explains why the ex wife wanted virgin multiroom and the telly on her side of the bed!!!

CORRIE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

virgin multiroom ( insert own joke here ) !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh no hun never watch soaps in the bedroom in fact I never watch the soaps anywhere - I had a friend years ago who arranged her life around what soaps were on when and I got fed up of only being able to go to hers at 6pm between neighbours and eastenders

I mean what self respecting teeneager does that when they could be out on the pull???

I might moan about hubby watching sport but in all honesty (but dont tell him) I really dont mind cos it gives me a chance to perve on here

Shona

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

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"virgin multiroom ( insert own joke here ) !!!

I must be ill to have missed that joke in my own post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added

S'funny, Siren says that on the hour every hour every night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nom that explains why he wanted sky multiroom and the telly on his side of the bed!!!

Shona

x x x

Now that explains why the ex wife wanted virgin multiroom and the telly on her side of the bed!!!

CORRIE!"

I work for Virgin and I've asked around and it is as I thought... it's company policy not to permit Corrrie on the multiroom broadcast as we'd recieved thousands of complaints that men were being forced to wtach it everywhere they go around the house. We consulted the Government Guideline for Acceptable Viewing Practices (2001) and it makes specific mention that broadcasters are not permitted to broadcast any programme that could be construed as torture.

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

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Can we get eastenders listed as torture too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get eastenders listed as torture too!"

'Enders will soon be added to the Red Flagged List. What this means is that anyone who watches it more than 5 times in any 4 day period will be deemed subversive and added to the 'No Fly' list as a precaution. (Depressed people often try and open aircraft doors at 30,000ft)

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

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I was about to say Big Brothers watching you, But if we add that to the list we'll be f'ing sorted!

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