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"Profiles that read like a shopping list of “No’s” that’s as long as the Old Testament " This is true but it doesn't amuse me. It's quite arrogant I find. | |||
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"I’m amused by the amount of people that do nothing but complain about Fab and their Fab existence. Just leave if ya don’t like it! " Really? Maybe my humour is just a little more silly. | |||
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"That someone is making a fortune in the forum shop selling rose tinted spectacles while over at the forum gym we have some amazing athletes keeping fit by jumping to conclusions and through hoops and others by rolling their eyes. " Gosh this was not meant to be heavy, just silly! | |||
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙" Wait a minute ... They're Alpaca aren't they????  | |||
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙 Wait a minute ... They're Alpaca aren't they???? "
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙" Yes people who say no drama are the drama. That's for sure! | |||
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"The dad jokes threads x" Yes they're a lot of fun! As are Dad bods! 😍 | |||
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"What I view as the completely unrealistic expectations that a lot of people have here. "There you go .. fixed that for you   | |||
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"Banter in the cam rooms can be fun!" I've never been in one. I have no idea what they involve.. | |||
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"The dad jokes threads x Yes they're a lot of fun! As are Dad bods! 😍"  | |||
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"People who have 'no pressure' written in their profile, but then persist on sending messages over the course of the next two weeks after you've already told them you're not interested." His username as well | |||
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"The dad jokes threads x Yes they're a lot of fun! As are Dad bods! 😍 "Yes we appreciate the Dad bod! | |||
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"Profiles that read like a shopping list of “No’s” that’s as long as the Old Testament This is true but it doesn't amuse me. It's quite arrogant I find. " Funny at best (depending on what the no’s are), arrogance at worst | |||
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"Erm .. the actual thrill of getting a message You and your bragging of 169 messages OP "It wasn't bragging at all. I had to put the work in to get those believe me! 😇 | |||
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"Profiles that read like a shopping list of “No’s” that’s as long as the Old Testament This is true but it doesn't amuse me. It's quite arrogant I find. Funny at best (depending on what the no’s are), arrogance at worst " True! 🤭 | |||
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"Erm .. the actual thrill of getting a message You and your bragging of 169 messages OP
It wasn't bragging at all. I had to put the work in to get those believe me! 😇"Oh I know .. I was trying to do a light hearted steer away from the negative type chuckles | |||
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"Well I don't know about being amused but I do wonder about: Profiles that say not meeting at the moment, but they have verifications that are a day or two old. I never ever send rude messages, but getting blocked immediately after sending one message is a bit.....amusing! complaining about rude or aggressive people but not replying to messages from polite, calm fellows such as myself. "The trouble with replying is we can get abuse when we say we're not interested so it can be easier to not reply. If everybody was nice I personally wouldn't do it. I think a lot of women get hundreds of messages too. I only get a handful. | |||
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"It can be petty or fun. For example I've had 169 views today. I know it's stupid but I'm thinking I'll have one 69 please!🤣 " Me and a couple of other people | |||
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙" Right? 🤭 | |||
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙 Wait a minute ... They're Alpaca aren't they???? "I thought they were sheep with pink coats with a hoodie on?..where are my glasses!!!!??? | |||
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙 Wait a minute ... They're Alpaca aren't they????
I thought they were sheep with pink coats with a hoodie on?..where are my glasses!!!!???"The Alpaca ate them .. now there's a question .. 1 alpaca is an alpaca .. what is the plural of alpaca .. is it .. alpaca? Damn, off down a tangent I go .. | |||
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙 Wait a minute ... They're Alpaca aren't they????
I thought they were sheep with pink coats with a hoodie on?..where are my glasses!!!!???
The Alpaca ate them .. now there's a question .. 1 alpaca is an alpaca .. what is the plural of alpaca .. is it .. alpaca?
Damn, off down a tangent I go .. "Alpacas I'm guessing ? | |||
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"A pictureless, unverified user demanding a face pic before chatting. Ok luv. " I've had a few of these messages too x | |||
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"A pictureless, unverified user demanding a face pic before chatting. Ok luv. " I once had a message from a guy (over five years ago) saying that I never ever talk to men on this site. Which is kind of news to me? He'd looked at my profile, I think, and expected that by magic, I'd know I had to message him. | |||
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"Some of the forum threads and humourous comments....some fabbers are very witty 😂" I'm absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣 | |||
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"People who say "no married people" on their profiles or who post on forum threads about cheaters but are actually talking to/meeting married people in secret
"that never happens surely to god?!... 😲😏 I could out a few! as for what makes me laugh here? The 'forumites' who don't take this shit seriously and love to chuck a grenade without being offensive. It's a fine art and there's only a few about at the moment... | |||
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"Erm .. the actual thrill of getting a message You and your bragging of 169 messages OP
It wasn't bragging at all. I had to put the work in to get those believe me! 😇
Oh I know .. I was trying to do a light hearted steer away from the negative type chuckles "No worries I get you! | |||
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"The people who bleat about virtue signalling while doing nothing on here but signal how virtuous they are. It's not any better if it's narcissism, babe. " • Neigh lådy! Do not talk to me; talk to my reflection! ⚔️ | |||
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"Oh I thought this was going to be funny stuff not let’s have a whinge There’s a local couple who always post updates shouting out to one another quoting the latest memes and a little old fella who I think is lost when he posts updates asking when bin day is or when the garage shuts 🤣" That sounds really cute | |||
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"The new 'female' who's profile has popped up a few times this week. Apparently her fella is bent over in the garage and it'll turn her on immensely if some guy goes and bums him 🤣 probably the same 'lass' offering midnight blowjobs through the letterbox. Highly amusing and incredibly obviously a bloke." Disclaimer ** midnight is not offering blowjobs through the letterbox ** 😳😳😳😳😳😳 | |||
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"Profiles that read like a shopping list of “No’s” that’s as long as the Old Testament This is true but it doesn't amuse me. It's quite arrogant I find. " Agreed.. and I doubt it works for their target audience anyway.. they don't read profiles 🤷♀️🤣 | |||
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"Several years ago now there was a guy in my local feed whose more than daily statuses were about how his wife was taking him back. Except imagine a going out of business sale. She's going to take me back, and then you'll miss out on this amazing offer. You sure you don't want to fuck me first? Ladies? Ladies? Hello? That isn't what he said but it felt like that. This went on for over six weeks. I think I eventually blocked him because the NHS advised that that much cringing is bad for your health." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny 😁 😂 | |||
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"When you see certain people post a reply and you know the thread is going to be full of wit and puns " ^^^ this! I open these threads first 😁🥰 | |||
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I like the forum, you know when you gave a few of good folk in and the laughs just bounce of eachother. The thread fills quicker than anyone can keep up with and it's just fun.
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"I'll go positive.. let's try and balance it
I like the forum, you know when you gave a few of good folk in and the laughs just bounce of eachother. The thread fills quicker than anyone can keep up with and it's just fun.
I've missed that "Me too! | |||
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"I'll go positive.. let's try and balance it
I like the forum, you know when you gave a few of good folk in and the laughs just bounce of eachother. The thread fills quicker than anyone can keep up with and it's just fun.
I've missed that "There's nice boobs too 👌🤓🥷 | |||
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"I'll go positive.. let's try and balance it
I like the forum, you know when you gave a few of good folk in and the laughs just bounce of eachother. The thread fills quicker than anyone can keep up with and it's just fun.
I've missed that
Me too! "Me three | |||
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"The tally of messages from a man I have in my inbox. Absolutely grim. But increasingly so. I swear he’s only 12 🤣🤣 I can’t block because it genuinely amuses me." I'm sorry, I really am seeking help for this! | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢" I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢" Gotta love a self proclaimed sigma 🤔🤪🤪 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷" "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢" Oh god. Even the ones who describe themselves as alpha but better than average. That's just cranial rectal inversion. | |||
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"The new 'female' who's profile has popped up a few times this week. Apparently her fella is bent over in the garage and it'll turn her on immensely if some guy goes and bums him 🤣 probably the same 'lass' offering midnight blowjobs through the letterbox. Highly amusing and incredibly obviously a bloke. Disclaimer ** midnight is not offering blowjobs through the letterbox ** 😳😳😳😳😳😳 " If that was the case, your pet name for me wouldn't have been "The Postman" 😕 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations"" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷" Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 Oh god. Even the ones who describe themselves as alpha but better than average. That's just cranial rectal inversion." 100% 🤣 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪" Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷" Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans?? | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans??" That round'll be expensive. Not sure if want to go near alphas and sigmas. I like normal people with a bit of banter 🤭🤓🥷 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans?? That round'll be expensive. Not sure if want to go near alphas and sigmas. I like normal people with a bit of banter 🤭🤓🥷" I'm more of an epsilon semi moron. | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans?? That round'll be expensive. Not sure if want to go near alphas and sigmas. I like normal people with a bit of banter 🤭🤓🥷 I'm more of an epsilon semi moron." Can I steal that ....I love that 😍 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans?? That round'll be expensive. Not sure if want to go near alphas and sigmas. I like normal people with a bit of banter 🤭🤓🥷" Daaaaarling....banter is far too common🤪🤪 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans?? That round'll be expensive. Not sure if want to go near alphas and sigmas. I like normal people with a bit of banter 🤭🤓🥷 I'm more of an epsilon semi moron. Can I steal that ....I love that 😍" It's from the social hierarchy in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Go right ahead. | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans?? That round'll be expensive. Not sure if want to go near alphas and sigmas. I like normal people with a bit of banter 🤭🤓🥷 Daaaaarling....banter is far too common🤪🤪" I'll drink alone then 😕🤓🥷 | |||
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"When someone views your profile or sends you a message. The desperation on some people can be amusing too or when people think a “I don’t consent to Sydney uni using my profile in a study” Blurb will stop people from using their profile. " Every wank you take every move you make, they'll be watching you | |||
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"When someone views your profile or sends you a message. The desperation on some people can be amusing too or when people think a “I don’t consent to Sydney uni using my profile in a study” Blurb will stop people from using their profile. Every wank you take every move you make, they'll be watching you" | |||
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"When someone views your profile or sends you a message. The desperation on some people can be amusing too or when people think a “I don’t consent to Sydney uni using my profile in a study” Blurb will stop people from using their profile. Every wank you take every move you make, they'll be watching you "Fortunately I don't have any HECS debt, so they can't say "you belong to me" 🫣 | |||
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"Oh dear gods. We’ve fallen down the rabbit hole here. I hope you’re all happy. And laughing. Lots of laughing" Im laughing at the thought of Fife drinking out of saucepans 🤪 | |||
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"Oh dear gods. We’ve fallen down the rabbit hole here. I hope you’re all happy. And laughing. Lots of laughing" I'm imagining the officials at Sydney uni in their pseudo medieval getup for official events acting as peeping Toms 🤭 | |||
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"Bad verifications “She was a true delight, even shared some trifle with me *wink*”" I've seen some people leave each other verifications which were very clearly written fondly, about what a waste of space and shit shag the other was. | |||
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"Oh dear gods. We’ve fallen down the rabbit hole here. I hope you’re all happy. And laughing. Lots of laughing Im laughing at the thought of Fife drinking out of saucepans 🤪" Bring a bib 🤓🥷 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢" I know right! I even had to change my profile name to “Mr All Night Long Big Hung Donkey Dick Best Lover you’ve ever had” to Gentleman!  | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I know right! I even had to change my profile name to “Mr All Night Long Big Hung Donkey Dick Best Lover you’ve ever had” to Gentleman! "😂😂😂 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 Oh god. Even the ones who describe themselves as alpha but better than average. That's just cranial rectal inversion." What’s a “sigma” male? Is it like skibidy sigma? That’s a weird flex! | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 Oh god. Even the ones who describe themselves as alpha but better than average. That's just cranial rectal inversion. What’s a “sigma” male? Is it like skibidy sigma? That’s a weird flex! " Apparently it's even better than alpha in yoof speek | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 Oh god. Even the ones who describe themselves as alpha but better than average. That's just cranial rectal inversion. What’s a “sigma” male? Is it like skibidy sigma? That’s a weird flex! Apparently it's even better than alpha in yoof speek" | |||
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"The people that tell me I'm the most beautiful woman on here when they haven't seen my face!" • Do not sell yourself short dear lady. I suspect your fine countenance features on one of Dai's Top Trump™ cards. Hence the familiarity. 🩶💞 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 Oh god. Even the ones who describe themselves as alpha but better than average. That's just cranial rectal inversion. What’s a “sigma” male? Is it like skibidy sigma? That’s a weird flex! Apparently it's even better than alpha in yoof speek "Look up Sigma Boy on YouTube | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 Oh god. Even the ones who describe themselves as alpha but better than average. That's just cranial rectal inversion. What’s a “sigma” male? Is it like skibidy sigma? That’s a weird flex! Apparently it's even better than alpha in yoof speek
Look up Sigma Boy on YouTube "Thanks..that ear worm will be with me for a while 🙈 | |||
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"UCC-1-308" Yes!!!! 😁 | |||
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"People who describe themselves as sigmas and alphas on there profile and have a huge blurb of how great they are underneath always give me a good chuckle 🤣 didnt realise thats what we were calling narcassistic these days 🫢 I daren't ask; a sigma? 😬🤓🥷 "A sigma male or female is an archetype characterized by fiercely independent, self-reliant, and non-conformist traits, operating outside of traditional social hierarchies and expectations" They sound nice. Guess they don't want a pint down the Dog and Duck with me then? 🤓🥷 Only if it was ironically named the dog and duck in a hipster fashion 🤪 Would we drink out of jam jars? How Shoreditch 🤭🤓🥷 Oh i think Jam Jars may be too common by now....maybe saucepans?? That round'll be expensive. Not sure if want to go near alphas and sigmas. I like normal people with a bit of banter 🤭🤓🥷" Normal?..define normal  | |||
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"The faux flirting in the forums. " Faux? So, people don't actually mean it? Why did you type such an awful thing? 😭 | |||
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"People who have 'no pressure' written in their profile, but then persist on sending messages over the course of the next two weeks after you've already told them you're not interested." Dildo no pressure, but send nudes 😉 | |||
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"The faux flirting in the forums. Faux? So, people don't actually mean it? Why did you type such an awful thing? 😭" Sorry Meli to let you down like that. On a side note I have a piece of the moon to sell you…👀 | |||
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"People who proclaim "no drama" but are the biggest drama-llama's I've met 🦙🦙🦙 Wait a minute ... They're Alpaca aren't they????
Omg I've been sold a lie"Or are they the Siberian Long-necked Sheep!? | |||
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"Some of the forum threads and humourous comments....some fabbers are very witty 😂" This ⬆️ But also how quite often , trolling or deliberately controversial/spiteful threads are very often taken apart by forum folk ripping them mercilessly 😁 Oh forgot one, how any thread , no matter what the topic can end up being about Bumming 😂 | |||
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"All the dickheads they are funny on forums " Why thank you 🤣🤣 | |||
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"All the dickheads they are funny on forums Why thank you 🤣🤣" You are welcome | |||
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