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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod
29 weeks ago

East Sussex

I recently ordered a dress which arrived on Thursday. It was only then that I realised that I had ordered an identical one on Wednesday evening which arrived on Friday 🤦.

What has made you slap your forehead recently?

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By *aven RedWoman
29 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

The same sort of thing. Ordered something at stupid o'clock in the morning not realising it was already in my basket x

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By *aven RedWoman
29 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

Sorry.... killed your thread x

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By *carlettsWoman
29 weeks ago

Harpenden

Driving to collect a take away and realised once I'd arrived I'd gone to the wrong restaurant!

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I bought a pair of jeggings at my Charity shop recently in a gorgeous colour... Got them home to discover I owned an identical pair 😆😆 ... Went away for a week and realized I'd packed both pairs when I got to the hotel

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Smudging magnetic nail polish is the worst 😅

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By *aughty50sCouple
29 weeks ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot

Ordered pizzas from somewhere with the same name as our local pizza place, only to be told that they don't deliver to 300 miles away

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By *en ItaliaWoman
29 weeks ago

your lap

Managed to reserve a table twice at a restaurant. Luckily they found it funny when we arrived there. I thought the first reservation hadn’t worked.

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ordered pizzas from somewhere with the same name as our local pizza place, only to be told that they don't deliver to 300 miles away "

I once worked for a pizza company you've heard of and had to inform a customer that their local shop was closed because the oven exploded. Would they like the option two kilometres down the road?

They demanded I stop being so lazy and go make them a pizza.

Our location was a secret (about 190 miles away from the pizza shop, not even in my state) because when stuff like this happened, death threats were common. On the rare occasion we were asked to handle the west coast, we also got death threats for accidentally talking in eastern time.

*Insert Oprah "you get a death threat and you get a death threat and you get a death threat"*

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By *aughty50sCouple
29 weeks ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot


"Ordered pizzas from somewhere with the same name as our local pizza place, only to be told that they don't deliver to 300 miles away

I once worked for a pizza company you've heard of and had to inform a customer that their local shop was closed because the oven exploded. Would they like the option two kilometres down the road?

They demanded I stop being so lazy and go make them a pizza.

Our location was a secret (about 190 miles away from the pizza shop, not even in my state) because when stuff like this happened, death threats were common. On the rare occasion we were asked to handle the west coast, we also got death threats for accidentally talking in eastern time.

*Insert Oprah "you get a death threat and you get a death threat and you get a death threat"*"

Gosh. That takes it to a whole new level. The Wild West eh?!

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By *avexxMan
29 weeks ago

cheshire

in the wrong queue for a flight home 3 days ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ordered pizzas from somewhere with the same name as our local pizza place, only to be told that they don't deliver to 300 miles away

I once worked for a pizza company you've heard of and had to inform a customer that their local shop was closed because the oven exploded. Would they like the option two kilometres down the road?

They demanded I stop being so lazy and go make them a pizza.

Our location was a secret (about 190 miles away from the pizza shop, not even in my state) because when stuff like this happened, death threats were common. On the rare occasion we were asked to handle the west coast, we also got death threats for accidentally talking in eastern time.

*Insert Oprah "you get a death threat and you get a death threat and you get a death threat"*

Gosh. That takes it to a whole new level. The Wild West eh?! "

We also got death threats for bank holiday surcharges. It was $2. Christ almighty.

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By *carlettsWoman
29 weeks ago

Harpenden


"in the wrong queue for a flight home 3 days ago"

Was it a better destination tho?

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By *cLovin2Man
29 weeks ago

London


"Smudging magnetic nail polish is the worst 😅"

Magnetic nail polish? Please explain in bloke language the purpose of a magnetic nail polish? 🤔

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By *avexxMan
29 weeks ago

cheshire


"in the wrong queue for a flight home 3 days ago

Was it a better destination tho?"
... coming back to the uk from lanzarote so a defo no _carletts

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By *carlettsWoman
29 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Smudging magnetic nail polish is the worst 😅

Magnetic nail polish? Please explain in bloke language the purpose of a magnetic nail polish? 🤔"

Cats eyes, probably doesn't explain it any better tho ha sorry

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Smudging magnetic nail polish is the worst 😅

Magnetic nail polish? Please explain in bloke language the purpose of a magnetic nail polish? 🤔"

You can create different colours and patterns before it dries.

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By *cLovin2Man
29 weeks ago

London


"Ordered pizzas from somewhere with the same name as our local pizza place, only to be told that they don't deliver to 300 miles away

I once worked for a pizza company you've heard of and had to inform a customer that their local shop was closed because the oven exploded. Would they like the option two kilometres down the road?

They demanded I stop being so lazy and go make them a pizza.

Our location was a secret (about 190 miles away from the pizza shop, not even in my state) because when stuff like this happened, death threats were common. On the rare occasion we were asked to handle the west coast, we also got death threats for accidentally talking in eastern time.

*Insert Oprah "you get a death threat and you get a death threat and you get a death threat"*"

Jeez, death threats over a pizza? 😱😳Where were you living Mississippi in the 1960s?

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By *carlettsWoman
29 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Smudging magnetic nail polish is the worst 😅

Magnetic nail polish? Please explain in bloke language the purpose of a magnetic nail polish? 🤔

You can create different colours and patterns before it dries."

much better explaination than mine

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By *cLovin2Man
29 weeks ago

London


"Smudging magnetic nail polish is the worst 😅

Magnetic nail polish? Please explain in bloke language the purpose of a magnetic nail polish? 🤔

You can create different colours and patterns before it dries.

much better explaination than mine "

Thanks swingy, another area of woman hood I was totally oblivious to. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Now if I can just figure out what goes on in their heads...

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By *orphia2003Woman
29 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Ordered 10 boxes of posh biscuits for work meetings. Didn't realise a 'box' actually contained 5 sleeves, so had actually ordered 50 boxes.

Boss thought it was hysterical until the bill arrived.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod
29 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Sorry.... killed your thread x "

. I thought I'd given it the kiss of death

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By *aven RedWoman
29 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Sorry.... killed your thread x

. I thought I'd given it the kiss of death "

Think we can share the credit for RIP 'ing a thread x

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By *oeBeansMan
29 weeks ago

Derby

At the gym earlier doing squats and this never happened before but I took all the weekend ghts off one side first so the other side started going. Luckily, I dropped the plate I was holding and managed to catch the bar 🤦‍♂️

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