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By *osh bloke OP   Man
30 weeks ago

hereford

As a builder I've had quite a few indecent proposals over the years and some have been too good to turn down and left me with unforgettable experiences that have blown me away. I can write about those later....but in this post I'll tell you about 1 that cringe about still 25 yrs later.

I was a young fit lad, barely a man working as a carpenter. The job was at the stage of boarding out the new walls and ceilings etc. The customer was a wealthy family that my boss had done work for, for years. Their daughter approx mid 20's and absolutely stunning was returning from Prague and wated her own place to stay away from the main house.

when I say stunning....she was just gorgeous. All the lads spoke about her and it felt like the room lit up whenever she came in, blonde hair, amazing body (always wore crop tops) and lips that could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.

Anyway, this one day, middle of the summer im stood astride a ladder fixing plasterboard to the walls and ceiling and in she walks. I've spoke to her quite a few times since she's been back and we seem to get on. In front of all the lads She walks directly towards me and tells me that I have good legs....thats fine, fairly normal but then she reaches over and starts to grasps at my calfs and and then a bit further upthe inside of my thighs....as she does so, she goes a bit further and adds to her previous comments that my legs are 'so nice', 'really toned' and 'incredibly sexy'.

Now I know what you're all thinking you dorty bastards. Now id think the same, I took her in my arms, kissed passionately and gave her the best night of both our lives so far.

Nope.

The naive young man (probably with a small flavour of the tism') I was simply thanked her and told her it was b3cause of the amount of football I played and exactly what exercises and training I did to have such impressive legs.

After she left, the lads absolutely ripped me to shreds! They were pissing themselves laughing and made jokes about it for years after. I still cringe now when I th8nk about it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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30 weeks ago

Central

How did it progress with her afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I was fitting a kitchen for a family friend and ended up spending more time in her bedroom.

Took ages fitting that kitchen.

Think I still need to go back and finish the plinths.

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By *osh bloke OP   Man
30 weeks ago

hereford

absolutely no where at all. I was naively oblivious. Years later, about 15 years later we had a chance drink together and had some fun. I brought it up actually and she did say she was shocked how innocent I was. She wasn't going to say anything because she did t want to embarrass me, but I had to address the elephant in the room. She's a lovely lady and we had a very good time.

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By *osh bloke OP   Man
30 weeks ago

hereford


"I was fitting a kitchen for a family friend and ended up spending more time in her bedroom.

Took ages fitting that kitchen.

Think I still need to go back and finish the plinths."

when I think my younger years in hindsight I can see more and more times where I was subtly propositioned and completely missed them. Its only as I've got older that I've learned 'the signs'. As soon as there is a mention of...'you can have a glass of wine if you want' i have good idea where its going....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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30 weeks ago

East Sussex

Blimey!

Put the boot on the other foot.

Going woman astride a ladder working. Young son of the household runs his hand up her leg.

You did the right thing, naive or not

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By *icecouple561Couple
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30 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I was fitting a kitchen for a family friend and ended up spending more time in her bedroom.

Took ages fitting that kitchen.

Think I still need to go back and finish the plinths.

when I think my younger years in hindsight I can see more and more times where I was subtly propositioned and completely missed them. Its only as I've got older that I've learned 'the signs'. As soon as there is a mention of...'you can have a glass of wine if you want' i have good idea where its going.... "

I do don't think the young woman in your op was subtle

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By *rchie300Man
30 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Not once for me , been in the building game since I was 17 …… must be my Hollywood smile and looking like Brad Pitt im guessing they felt too intimidated 😜

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By *osh bloke OP   Man
30 weeks ago

hereford


"Blimey!

Put the boot on the other foot.

Going woman astride a ladder working. Young son of the household runs his hand up her leg.

You did the right thing, naive or not "

Very true....it was the 90's and things were a bit different back then

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By *icecouple561Couple
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30 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm terrible at reading signs. We were subtly propositioned on holiday once and I was oblivious until Mr N pointed it out afterwards

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By *osh bloke OP   Man
30 weeks ago

hereford


"I was fitting a kitchen for a family friend and ended up spending more time in her bedroom.

Took ages fitting that kitchen.

Think I still need to go back and finish the plinths.

when I think my younger years in hindsight I can see more and more times where I was subtly propositioned and completely missed them. Its only as I've got older that I've learned 'the signs'. As soon as there is a mention of...'you can have a glass of wine if you want' i have good idea where its going....

I do don't think the young woman in your op was subtle "

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By *osh bloke OP   Man
30 weeks ago

hereford


"I'm terrible at reading signs. We were subtly propositioned on holiday once and I was oblivious until Mr N pointed it out afterwards"

I've always been very much upfront which has worked quite well for me personally and just assumed every woman was the same. hahaha

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By *osh bloke OP   Man
30 weeks ago

hereford


"Not once for me , been in the building game since I was 17 …… must be my Hollywood smile and looking like Brad Pitt im guessing they felt too intimidated 😜"

you could've just missed it...or you're a scaffolder.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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30 weeks ago

Central

I've been guilty of almost needing men to shout out that they want to fuck me, I've been that blinded to what was glaringly obvious. I'm happy to listen more intently to builders, tradies now

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By *oelMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels


"As a builder I've had quite a few indecent proposals over the years and some have been too good to turn down and left me with unforgettable experiences that have blown me away. I can write about those later....but in this post I'll tell you about 1 that cringe about still 25 yrs later.

I was a young fit lad, barely a man working as a carpenter. The job was at the stage of boarding out the new walls and ceilings etc. The customer was a wealthy family that my boss had done work for, for years. Their daughter approx mid 20's and absolutely stunning was returning from Prague and wated her own place to stay away from the main house.

when I say stunning....she was just gorgeous. All the lads spoke about her and it felt like the room lit up whenever she came in, blonde hair, amazing body (always wore crop tops) and lips that could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.

Anyway, this one day, middle of the summer im stood astride a ladder fixing plasterboard to the walls and ceiling and in she walks. I've spoke to her quite a few times since she's been back and we seem to get on. In front of all the lads She walks directly towards me and tells me that I have good legs....thats fine, fairly normal but then she reaches over and starts to grasps at my calfs and and then a bit further upthe inside of my thighs....as she does so, she goes a bit further and adds to her previous comments that my legs are 'so nice', 'really toned' and 'incredibly sexy'.

Now I know what you're all thinking you dorty bastards. Now id think the same, I took her in my arms, kissed passionately and gave her the best night of both our lives so far.

Nope.

The naive young man (probably with a small flavour of the tism') I was simply thanked her and told her it was b3cause of the amount of football I played and exactly what exercises and training I did to have such impressive legs.

After she left, the lads absolutely ripped me to shreds! They were pissing themselves laughing and made jokes about it for years after. I still cringe now when I th8nk about it "

Or, you avoided a very bad situation... You will never know

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