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whats the BIGGEST lie..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've ever told yourself..

...cos I think I can top it!

Go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've ever told yourself..

...cos I think I can top it!

Go..."

I've never told a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That giving Birth would be easy...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

she wont tel him an any way he wont mind really its only a kiss !!!!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This tub of Ben and jerrys has strawberry bits in it so must be healthy!!

(Disclaimer: this was a while ago and I am in no way off my diet!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't cum in your mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good - hold your stomach in and don't breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and

I've cum - couldn't you tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse will never be able to take that cock.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I have no idea why I've put on weight after scoffing a tub of mint choc chip ice cream in one sitting!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I have no idea why I've put on weight after scoffing a tub of mint choc chip ice cream in one sitting! "

It's because there's no fruit in it. Get Ice cream with fruity bits and its healthy! Lol. Mind you mint choc chip... Yum!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh and

I've cum - couldn't you tell "

pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will only hurt for a second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was fantastic, thanks!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"It will only hurt for a second"

I don't want to know what you're talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course it doesn't make yer arse look big....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That giving Birth would be easy... "

I dont get it?..

You only have to push a bit.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"That giving Birth would be easy...

I dont get it?..

You only have to push a bit."

Yep! Just like you'd only have to push a bit to get a watermelon out of your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That giving Birth would be easy...

I dont get it?..

You only have to push a bit.

Yep! Just like you'd only have to push a bit to get a watermelon out of your bum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m excitedly awaiting the OP’s “Top-it” lie…..

Ok maybe that’s a slight exaggeration on my part…..

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I’m excitedly awaiting the OP’s “Top-it” lie…..

Ok maybe that’s a slight exaggeration on my part…..

"

Same here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will only hurt for a second

I don't want to know what you're talking about "

Best off not doing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m excitedly awaiting the OP’s “Top-it” lie…..

"

There is no chalkenge so far.

Im waiting to be shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m excitedly awaiting the OP’s “Top-it” lie…..

There is no chalkenge so far.

Im waiting to be shocked.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That giving Birth would be easy...

I dont get it?..

You only have to push a bit."

Oh i'd so love to shove a watermelon up your arse!!!

You only have to relax and push out a bit!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That giving Birth would be easy...

I dont get it?..

You only have to push a bit.

Yep! Just like you'd only have to push a bit to get a watermelon out of your bum "

Lol! Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog "

Im numb with shock

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog

Im numb with shock "

iv heard dogs can do that to you...... sounds nasty id see a vet.......or dr what ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In fact..

Im so shocked Aphrodite...

Im going to place a golf ball on your nipple and tee off!

I would add that the last time I attempted to smack a golf ball, I snapped the tee in half and clumped a bunch of turf.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog "

And what a waste of peanut butter that would have been

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog

And what a waste of peanut butter that would have been "

right engh this is getting really sick now........and im spilling my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact..

Im so shocked Aphrodite...

Im going to place a golf ball on your nipple and tee off!

I would add that the last time I attempted to smack a golf ball, I snapped the tee in half and clumped a bunch of turf. "

OP lmao .. Shocked) I have more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

And what a waste of peanut butter that would have been "

Ewwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact..

Im so shocked Aphrodite...

Im going to place a golf ball on your nipple and tee off!

I would add that the last time I attempted to smack a golf ball, I snapped the tee in half and clumped a bunch of turf.

OP lmao .. Shocked) I have more "

OP .. Got it .. The biggest lie that you have told yourself is you love playing golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog

Im numb with shock "

Hooray , result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact..

Im so shocked Aphrodite...

Im going to place a golf ball on your nipple and tee off!

I would add that the last time I attempted to smack a golf ball, I snapped the tee in half and clumped a bunch of turf. "

In an earlier post on this thread you stated that you were waiting to be shocked - so why the aggressive and angry response to Aphrodite's post?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact..

Im so shocked Aphrodite...

Im going to place a golf ball on your nipple and tee off!

I would add that the last time I attempted to smack a golf ball, I snapped the tee in half and clumped a bunch of turf.

In an earlier post on this thread you stated that you were waiting to be shocked - so why the aggressive and angry response to Aphrodite's post?!!"

Ah I didn't find it agressive , just quite funny !!

But think we have the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

In an earlier post on this thread you stated that you were waiting to be shocked - so why the aggressive and angry response to Aphrodite's post?!!"

What?

It was a joke.

Jeez chill out ffs.

Aphrodite knows I was just joking.

****bangs head on table****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

In an earlier post on this thread you stated that you were waiting to be shocked - so why the aggressive and angry response to Aphrodite's post?!!

What?

It was a joke.

Jeez chill out ffs.

Aphrodite knows I was just joking.

****bangs head on table****"

Indeed .. So you gonna tell us what your biggest lie is ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

In an earlier post on this thread you stated that you were waiting to be shocked - so why the aggressive and angry response to Aphrodite's post?!!

What?

It was a joke.

Jeez chill out ffs.

Aphrodite knows I was just joking.

****bangs head on table****

Indeed .. So you gonna tell us what your biggest lie is ?? "

I do have good nips to tee off .. Never tried that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That tonight is not my official night of vices.

Nope that wasnt it...I was actually in starbucks when I made ths post and have forgotton what it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wear these heels all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That tonight is not my official night of vices.

Nope that wasnt it...I was actually in starbucks when I made ths post and have forgotton what it was.

"

Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've ever told yourself..

...cos I think I can top it!

Go..."

yes i did come and no I don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've ever told yourself..

...cos I think I can top it!

Go...

yes i did come and no I don't mind. "

which I said to the same person :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That tonight is not my official night of vices.

Nope that wasnt it...I was actually in starbucks when I made ths post and have forgotton what it was.

"

Hmmmm Thumper.....So basically the truth is that the biggest lie in this thread was your original claim to top anyone else’s lie…….

Which is kinda cheeky ,but I’m not sure if that really counts……

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Hmmmm Thumper.....So basically the truth is that the biggest lie in this thread was your original claim to top anyone else’s lie…….

Which is kinda cheeky ,but I’m not sure if that really counts……

"

People mistake me for an angel ..and I never said I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog

And what a waste of peanut butter that would have been "

Nip/Tuck fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP: telling yourself that you didn't really enjoy being licked by your dog

And what a waste of peanut butter that would have been

Nip/Tuck fan?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its got to be.."She isn't that manic" about an ex when I knew she really was.

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