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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hear a cricket and it is not coming from the viv...im not moving

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

carfull it might be hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't im in on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for being blonde but wtf is a viv ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im scared of crickets too. my daughter had a bearded dragon and I had to feed it while she was away. so sympathise with you. wont hurt you though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive a bearded dragon and it lives in a vivarium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for being blonde but wtf is a viv ? "
its a vivarium for reptiles or other animals of the reptile family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so ones escaped maybe

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ive a bearded dragon and it lives in a vivarium "

oww wow I wona see fancy a swop for a crazy parret lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh so ones escaped maybe "

Not maybe definitely its coming from near my sofa and the viv is right at the other end of the room...I bet my son knows he let one out and has kept stum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hear a cricket and it is not coming from the viv...im not moving "

Well you've got a dragon or whatever it is..let it loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive a bearded dragon and it lives in a vivarium

oww wow I wona see fancy a swop for a crazy parret lol"

Nope had an african grey for years and had to rehome it as it wouldn't stop swearing and and making a racket when i went out...neighbours complained loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hear a cricket and it is not coming from the viv...im not moving

Well you've got a dragon or whatever it is..let it loose "

He's a lazy fucker he aint eating nothing unless it goes to him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hear a cricket and it is not coming from the viv...im not moving

Well you've got a dragon or whatever it is..let it loose "

and let the game of hide and seek begin....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ive a bearded dragon and it lives in a vivarium

oww wow I wona see fancy a swop for a crazy parret lol

Nope had an african grey for years and had to rehome it as it wouldn't stop swearing and and making a racket when i went out...neighbours complained loads "

iv 2 ringnecks 1 of ems funny as fuck propper carictor but ye load as a load thing on full belt

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage. "

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!"

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage. "

totally agree.. beat to remove said item

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

totally agree.. beat to remove said item

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bugger, best..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown "

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady "

Aww I loves you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you... "

Wanna get married?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married? "

I was gonna say 'man up' but you're too sexy and lovely for that xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married? "

Yeah why not...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married?

Yeah why not... "

Do crickets wear hats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married?

Yeah why not...

Do crickets wear hats?"

Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married?

Yeah why not...

Do crickets wear hats?

Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us "

Ryan won't come out alive lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've come over all faint

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

well that me jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married?

Yeah why not...

Do crickets wear hats?

Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us

Ryan won't come out alive lol "

This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married?

Yeah why not...

Do crickets wear hats?

Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us

Ryan won't come out alive lol

This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca "

Don't forget the tenna for men to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.

Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!

Im gonna run n put tights on!

Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown

The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!

altough i did just speak to a sexy lady

Aww I loves you...

Wanna get married?

Yeah why not...

Do crickets wear hats?

Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us

Ryan won't come out alive lol

This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca "

Have an ambulance standing by just in case

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Ryan won't come out alive lol

This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca

Don't forget the tenna for men to... "

You gonna pay me to be best man too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Ryan won't come out alive lol

This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca

Don't forget the tenna for men to...

You gonna pay me to be best man too "

We will have a fast food reception

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

Ryan won't come out alive lol

This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca

Don't forget the tenna for men to...

You gonna pay me to be best man too

We will have a fast food reception "

good idea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to play this game is with bat and ball, just be careful you're not caught leg before, or the keeper whipping off your bails

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Ryan won't come out alive lol

This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca

Don't forget the tenna for men to...

You gonna pay me to be best man too

We will have a fast food reception

good idea.... "

Ooh yes a finger buffet

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The only way to play this game is with bat and ball, just be careful you're not caught leg before, or the keeper whipping off your bails "

I'm not volunteering for silly mid on

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"The only way to play this game is with bat and ball, just be careful you're not caught leg before, or the keeper whipping off your bails "

Can I please have a translation....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"The only way to play this game is with bat and ball, just be careful you're not caught leg before, or the keeper whipping off your bails

Can I please have a translation.... "

I guess there is a 'secret' cricket code somewhere in here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think he is on about cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hated crickets, used to escape out the viv, found on floors, up walls, yuk xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its back i need a cricket hunter

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