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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There is a report on the BBC News website that cockroaches are getting smarter and evading traps.

What would be a good evolutionary step for another species, especially us two legged ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admiral Ackbar approves of trap avoidance

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I see a cockroach, it doesn't evade the heel of my boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a new type of c/roach it is aglow in the dark ,,vry scary ,

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"theres a new type of c/roach it is aglow in the dark ,,vry scary , "

Round them up and save on the electricity bill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thanx they r horrid critters n vry hard 2 get rid of ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thanx they r horrid critters n vry hard 2 get rid of ,,,,,

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"no thanx they r horrid critters n vry hard 2 get rid of ,,,,,"

Peanut butter still works... for now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least we don't have fire ants. And they, as horrible as they are, don't have the bad habits of crazy ants ... cockroaches have lived and evolved for an awful long time ... I don't think they need much help from us.

But for my 2 pennies, 1) become cold blooded which would prob increase our energy bills, but would reduce our need for food or 2) GM us to become photosynthetic ... then we would have to walk around with nowt on ... and it would be expected

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"At least we don't have fire ants. And they, as horrible as they are, don't have the bad habits of crazy ants ... cockroaches have lived and evolved for an awful long time ... I don't think they need much help from us.

But for my 2 pennies, 1) become cold blooded which would prob increase our energy bills, but would reduce our need for food or 2) GM us to become photosynthetic ... then we would have to walk around with nowt on ... and it would be expected"

Would we need to be green as well? I quite like the idea of our skin changing colour for autumn, but not falling over during the winter.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I read this story this morning.

I don't trust those lil fellas one bit.

Did you know that the only animals that would survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Dale Winton?

They're not of this planet.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I can't believe I'm going to say this but I was SO grateful for the army of ants in our villa when we went to Lanzarote... They never annoyed us or got into our food but they killed any cockroaches that came in, all we ever saw of them were the carcasses.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking about barristers again?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Nothing to do with getting smarter x their taste buds have evolved so sweet tasting glucose tastes bitter to them x not difficult to explain the evolution , those that liked sweet died no reproduction those that thought it bitter breed like roaches x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read this story this morning.

I don't trust those lil fellas one bit.

Did you know that the only animals that would survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Dale Winton?

They're not of this planet. "

It used to be Cher but pretty much anyone who has had so many nips n tucks to evolve as an entirely new person would do it.

By the way that ass is fkn AWESOME! Lol.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I read this story this morning.

I don't trust those lil fellas one bit.

Did you know that the only animals that would survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Dale Winton?

They're not of this planet.

It used to be Cher but pretty much anyone who has had so many nips n tucks to evolve as an entirely new person would do it.

By the way that ass is fkn AWESOME! Lol. "

Why thank you bros!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a report on the BBC News website that cockroaches are getting smarter and evading traps.

What would be a good evolutionary step for another species, especially us two legged ones."

Please let it be something involving Hermaphrodites…..

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Nothing to do with getting smarter x their taste buds have evolved so sweet tasting glucose tastes bitter to them x not difficult to explain the evolution , those that liked sweet died no reproduction those that thought it bitter breed like roaches x"

There you go ruining a tabloid headline!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"I read this story this morning.

I don't trust those lil fellas one bit.

Did you know that the only animals that would survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Dale Winton?

They're not of this planet. "

I will now be able to sleep at night knowing that Dale Winton would have to survive in an 'I'm a Celebrity' way by eating the 'lil critters.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I read this story this morning.

I don't trust those lil fellas one bit.

Did you know that the only animals that would survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Dale Winton?

They're not of this planet.

I will now be able to sleep at night knowing that Dale Winton would have to survive in an 'I'm a Celebrity' way by eating the 'lil critters. "

The critters will get him first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of changing ny profile name to cockroach, in the hope that some of their evolutionary traits, versatility and resilience will be passed on.

No longer will the poor male, sob at his desperate plight to be messaged and winked at...I will rise from the heap stand tall, and probably be crushed under the high heels of some dominant woman.....scurries back under fridge with the other pitiful guys

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"I read this story this morning.

I don't trust those lil fellas one bit.

Did you know that the only animals that would survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Dale Winton?

They're not of this planet.

I will now be able to sleep at night knowing that Dale Winton would have to survive in an 'I'm a Celebrity' way by eating the 'lil critters.

The critters will get him first..."

Now I am at peace....

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