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Anybody else forgotten to do something today,,??! | |||
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"I see a car pull up outside the windo And a lady ( lets call her Sue,,) knocks on the pub door, the landlord opens it and she comes in to collect the money from the fruit machine, she says to the landlord can you look out for traffic wardens , he looks out and says m youre okay" I look out of the window and says "wheres your car gone sue,,?" "What do you mean she says,,?!" " its not there,,! " says I, shes forgotten to put the handbrake on and its rolled off down the road,,!!!!!
Anybody else forgotten to do something today,,??! "Oopps ...nothing yet | |||
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"I see a car pull up outside the windo And a lady ( lets call her Sue,,) knocks on the pub door, the landlord opens it and she comes in to collect the money from the fruit machine, she says to the landlord can you look out for traffic wardens , he looks out and says m youre okay" I look out of the window and says "wheres your car gone sue,,?" "What do you mean she says,,?!" " its not there,,! " says I, shes forgotten to put the handbrake on and its rolled off down the road,,!!!!!
Anybody else forgotten to do something today,,??! "Thought this was one of your ole jokes for a moment  
aww poor Sue or whatever shes called...since ya in a pub I will have a very large glass of shiraz pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee and nuts | |||
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"I see a car pull up outside the windo And a lady ( lets call her Sue,,) knocks on the pub door, the landlord opens it and she comes in to collect the money from the fruit machine, she says to the landlord can you look out for traffic wardens , he looks out and says m youre okay" I look out of the window and says "wheres your car gone sue,,?" "What do you mean she says,,?!" " its not there,,! " says I, shes forgotten to put the handbrake on and its rolled off down the road,,!!!!!
Anybody else forgotten to do something today,,??!
Thought this was one of your ole jokes for a moment
aww poor Sue or whatever shes called...since ya in a pub I will have a very large glass of shiraz pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee and nuts "She was called Sue you ve seen through my subterfuge,,, you re too wily for me, and ooops indeed,,!! She is rather embarrassed,
red wine poured, what nuts would madam prefer,,?  | |||
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"I see a car pull up outside the windo And a lady ( lets call her Sue,,) knocks on the pub door, the landlord opens it and she comes in to collect the money from the fruit machine, she says to the landlord can you look out for traffic wardens , he looks out and says m youre okay" I look out of the window and says "wheres your car gone sue,,?" "What do you mean she says,,?!" " its not there,,! " says I, shes forgotten to put the handbrake on and its rolled off down the road,,!!!!!
Anybody else forgotten to do something today,,??!
Thought this was one of your ole jokes for a moment
aww poor Sue or whatever shes called...since ya in a pub I will have a very large glass of shiraz pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee and nuts
She was called Sue you ve seen through my subterfuge,,, you re too wily for me, and ooops indeed,,!! She is rather embarrassed,
red wine poured, what nuts would madam prefer,,? "the non hairy kind | |||
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"I see a car pull up outside the windo And a lady ( lets call her Sue,,) knocks on the pub door, the landlord opens it and she comes in to collect the money from the fruit machine, she says to the landlord can you look out for traffic wardens , he looks out and says m youre okay" I look out of the window and says "wheres your car gone sue,,?" "What do you mean she says,,?!" " its not there,,! " says I, shes forgotten to put the handbrake on and its rolled off down the road,,!!!!!
Anybody else forgotten to do something today,,??!
Thought this was one of your ole jokes for a moment
aww poor Sue or whatever shes called...since ya in a pub I will have a very large glass of shiraz pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee and nuts
She was called Sue you ve seen through my subterfuge,,, you re too wily for me, and ooops indeed,,!! She is rather embarrassed,
red wine poured, what nuts would madam prefer,,?
the non hairy kind "At least you didn t say shaved then salted,, :o | |||
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"I see a car pull up outside the windo And a lady ( lets call her Sue,,) knocks on the pub door, the landlord opens it and she comes in to collect the money from the fruit machine, she says to the landlord can you look out for traffic wardens , he looks out and says m youre okay" I look out of the window and says "wheres your car gone sue,,?" "What do you mean she says,,?!" " its not there,,! " says I, shes forgotten to put the handbrake on and its rolled off down the road,,!!!!!
Anybody else forgotten to do something today,,??!
Thought this was one of your ole jokes for a moment
aww poor Sue or whatever shes called...since ya in a pub I will have a very large glass of shiraz pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee and nuts
She was called Sue you ve seen through my subterfuge,,, you re too wily for me, and ooops indeed,,!! She is rather embarrassed,
red wine poured, what nuts would madam prefer,,?
the non hairy kind
At least you didn t say shaved then salted,, :o "And I don't want em crinkly n shrivelled either | |||
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