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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Programme on tonight on more4 at 11pm

All about the "perfect Penis"

And what men do to attain it.

im gona watch it just to remind me what one looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i may have seen it....made my eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is the definition of the perfect penis though??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Most guys have their own definition

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

shame its not the sequel " the perfect penis for anal " .... there's a guy on another thread who'd have been watching

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

"what is the definition of the perfect penis though??

The brain and imagination that goes with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More to do with the man attached to it I'd say than any physical attributes it may have ??

xxx Raz xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is the definition of the perfect penis though??

The brain and imagination that goes with it?

lol best answer!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah well there ya go.

some guys have nooooooooooo imagination.

Others have to much and some need to go back to school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Programme on tonight on more4 at 11pm

All about the "perfect Penis"

And what men do to attain it.

im gona watch it just to remind me what one looks like

Seen it already...... this morning when I opened my eyes and a tent was right in front of me!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"shame its not the sequel " the perfect penis for anal " .... there's a guy on another thread who'd have been watching

lmao you beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Programme on tonight on more4 at 11pm

All about the "perfect Penis"

And what men do to attain it.

im gona watch it just to remind me what one looks like

Seen it already...... this morning when I opened my eyes and a tent was right in front of me!

oh no u fell asleep in millets lol xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"shame its not the sequel " the perfect penis for anal " .... there's a guy on another thread who'd have been watching

lmao you beat me to it lol"

hehehe, someone appreciates my humour xxx

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"More to do with the man attached to it I'd say than any physical attributes it may have ??

xxx Raz xxx"

Couldn't have put it better myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More to do with the man attached to it I'd say than any physical attributes it may have ??

xxx Raz xxx

Couldn't have put it better myself

Nor me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it’s really a documentary about the rampant rabbit then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it’s really a documentary about the rampant rabbit then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG!!!!

did anyone see this ?

jeez....give me a normal guy anytime with a nice dick...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"what is the definition of the perfect penis though??

I know the answer to that one !! My other half has the perfect one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines pretty perfect, I just wish it wasn't a "scale model"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After seeing what a gay chappie did to his, every guy should think theirs was perfect.

He had injected silicon into his dick and balls.

no erection and no sex ever again but he didnt mind cuz it was HUGE ,.

and orrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After seeing what a gay chappie did to his, every guy should think theirs was perfect.

He had injected silicon into his dick and balls.

no erection and no sex ever again but he didnt mind cuz it was HUGE ,.

and orrible.

shit !!! if I was gonna have plastic surgeryI'd just get my hands made smaller

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got small hands

You just get better n better every day P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know.....

perfecto

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

damn I missed it

And I would have learned sooooo much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would have made most guys cry...

Specially watching the surgeon cut into this guys dick and pull it out....

And the russians who totally removed a guys dick and sewed it to his wrist...

He had a micro one and they made it bigger then reattached it where it should be.

grusome.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Perfect Penis goes with the Perfect Pussy/fanny/gash/or any other regional name or pet name you have for it.

Pixie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even reading this thread makes me go queasy

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Even reading this thread makes me go queasy

I think your may well be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even reading this thread makes me go queasy

I think your may well be perfect

Last i checked it looked fine and in working order.

Could do with a lubricant service though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Even reading this thread makes me go queasy

I think your may well be perfect

Last i checked it looked fine and in working order.

Could do with a lubricant service though

oh yours is mighty fine

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Even reading this thread makes me go queasy

I think your may well be perfect

Last i checked it looked fine and in working order.

Could do with a lubricant service though

I know a nice wet warm place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even reading this thread makes me go queasy

I think your may well be perfect

Last i checked it looked fine and in working order.

Could do with a lubricant service though

I know a nice wet warm place

Am sure in was raining in Majorca today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im gonna get hold of my perfect penis this comming wednesday

And i aint gonna let go till thursday

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im gonna get hold of my perfect penis this comming wednesday

And i aint gonna let go till thursday

"
make sure ya gentle peaches lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Im gonna get hold of my perfect penis this comming wednesday

And i aint gonna let go till thursday

make sure ya gentle peaches lol

hell no

a good willy needs to know whose boss hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im gonna get hold of my perfect penis this comming wednesday

And i aint gonna let go till thursday

make sure ya gentle peaches lol

Oh i will be...ish...

I been waiting a few weeks for this so gonna enjoy it.

Im hoping im bloody fit enough though ? lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im gonna get hold of my perfect penis this comming wednesday

And i aint gonna let go till thursday

make sure ya gentle peaches lol

Oh i will be...ish...

I been waiting a few weeks for this so gonna enjoy it.

Im hoping im bloody fit enough though ? lmao

"
have you ever had one that hasnt?

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

"shame its not the sequel " the perfect penis for anal " .... there's a guy on another thread who'd have been watching

lmao you beat me to it lol"

Hmmm when did you say its on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would have made most guys cry...

Specially watching the surgeon cut into this guys dick and pull it out....

And the russians who totally removed a guys dick and sewed it to his wrist...

He had a micro one and they made it bigger then reattached it where it should be.

grusome.

...and whenever anyone touched it, it grusome more hehehe

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

when I find it

i might marry it

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

ooo the m word. NEVER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooo the m word. NEVER!"

I dun it twice!

I did it a second time just to reassure myself that the first was a mistake and that I'm NOT a masochist.

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