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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull

A dilemma here

If you were to find a piece of random food down your cleavage after lunch, say a crisp or a cadburys button for example.....what would you do with it?

But of lighthearted fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feed it to my dog

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"feed it to my dog "

Liking the waste not want not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat the chocolate button lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"A dilemma here

If you were to find a piece of random food down your cleavage after lunch, say a crisp or a cadburys button for example.....what would you do with it?

But of lighthearted fun "

Does the 5 second rule apply?

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"A dilemma here

If you were to find a piece of random food down your cleavage after lunch, say a crisp or a cadburys button for example.....what would you do with it?

But of lighthearted fun

Does the 5 second rule apply?"

That is your call....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"feed it to my dog

Liking the waste not want not... "

knowing my dogs they'd have sniffed it out and ate it before i knew it was there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be my cleavage or can it be someone else's?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Well I don't have a cleavage, but if I found a bit down yours I would probably be thanking The Lord

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Does it have to be my cleavage or can it be someone else's? "

Well given you have a moobs shor on here...Yours.....x

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Well I don't have a cleavage, but if I found a bit down yours I would probably be thanking The Lord "

If you found it down mine we would probably have to send out a search party for ya....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

wait till the button has melted..

then lick it up..

not milk though..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Well I don't have a cleavage, but if I found a bit down yours I would probably be thanking The Lord

If you found it down mine we would probably have to send out a search party for ya.... "

I have a strict policy of always attaching a bungee to my bum

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Well I don't have a cleavage, but if I found a bit down yours I would probably be thanking The Lord

If you found it down mine we would probably have to send out a search party for ya....

I have a strict policy of always attaching a bungee to my bum "

Wrong in so many ways......but laughing anyway...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would pretend to have a 3rd nipple like Fransisco Scaramanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't eh choccy button have melted....needs a tongue to lick it off

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"A dilemma here

If you were to find a piece of random food down your cleavage after lunch, say a crisp or a cadburys button for example.....what would you do with it?

But of lighthearted fun

Does the 5 second rule apply?

That is your call.... "

Even if it did I'd still eat it

Or dive into your cleavage should it happen to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped a grape down mine at work yesterday. couldnt do anything about it as workmates were all sat there. had to sort it after lunch

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Wouldn't eh choccy button have melted....needs a tongue to lick it off "

Yes it melted.....and only my own tongue to lick it off.....

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By *ust_RedWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

This is one of the downfalls of having a large cleavage, it is the perfect collection spot for all those dropped bits of food. I could probably have an entire free lunch by the end of the week the amount of food I have to fish out from between the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a good 'Boobie Bib'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't eh choccy button have melted....needs a tongue to lick it off

Yes it melted.....and only my own tongue to lick it off..... "

Blimey, you must have a long tongue....

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Wouldn't eh choccy button have melted....needs a tongue to lick it off

Yes it melted.....and only my own tongue to lick it off.....

Blimey, you must have a long tongue....

"

Dextrous.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Back in the 80's when I had ma ZZ Top style beard, me and toast weren't a good combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't eh choccy button have melted....needs a tongue to lick it off

Yes it melted.....and only my own tongue to lick it off.....

Blimey, you must have a long tongue....

Dextrous....."

I could be your cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't eh choccy button have melted....needs a tongue to lick it off

Yes it melted.....and only my own tongue to lick it off.....

Blimey, you must have a long tongue....

Dextrous....."

Niiiiiice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't eh choccy button have melted....needs a tongue to lick it off

Yes it melted.....and only my own tongue to lick it off.....

Blimey, you must have a long tongue....

Dextrous.....

I could be your cleaner "

As long as its not a prawn cocktail crisp, yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dilemma here

If you were to find a piece of random food down your cleavage after lunch, say a crisp or a cadburys button for example.....what would you do with it?

But of lighthearted fun "

If it was a crisp it might go soggy, if it was chocolate wouldn't it melt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally fish it out wherever I am

Unless its somewhere fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can usually tell straight away when it happens as you dont hear it drop on the floor, Its usually soup or gravy that I drip straight down but I must admit to wiping and licking

After a night shift when I take my bra off I usually have some toast crumbs fall out!

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By *pecifically1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"You can usually tell straight away when it happens as you dont hear it drop on the floor, Its usually soup or gravy that I drip straight down but I must admit to wiping and licking

After a night shift when I take my bra off I usually have some toast crumbs fall out!"

You presume I can see the floor? haven't seen my feet for years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can usually tell straight away when it happens as you dont hear it drop on the floor, Its usually soup or gravy that I drip straight down but I must admit to wiping and licking

After a night shift when I take my bra off I usually have some toast crumbs fall out!"

I had a terrible habit of putting my tips down my bra at work because my trousers didn't have pockets. Nice surprise when I got changed after work though!

I'd eat the crisp if it was still crisp and large enough to warrent eating, but I admit I've dropped chocolate down there before and only realised when I wondered why my bra was a funny colour at bed time!

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