FabSwingers.com forum: Slacking

By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Standards are slipping ppl!

This is have a rant Thursday but there's not much of it going on from what I can see

Also funky's Thursday avatar is going to waste, so get on with it!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

So what is is exactly you are ranting about? Huh? Huh???

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I'm ranting about the lack of other rants

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would save your day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

I heard Funky might be leaving...

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!"

Which one? There's so many x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x"

Ronnie fucking Corbett

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett"

you mean thrush..?

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

I heard Funky might be leaving...

Are you spreading rumours soxy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why can't they get the perforations on the sheets of toilet paper to line up properly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett"

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"why can't they get the perforations on the sheets of toilet paper to line up properly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

I know I hate it when you open up the pack and find that its retarded, it ruins the whole experience for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got time to sit on the toilet and faff with toilet paper I have a paper to read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?"

Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.

I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm glad you asked DG (btw welcome back my sweet).

It's a long story so If you are all sitting comfortably, I shall begin. (Soxy stop re-adjusting yourself)

One Thursday a long time ago It was a quiet day on the forums and I decided to go wandering deep into the 'Stories and Fantasies' forum. I became lost and frightened but happened upon a cottage made from gold glitter. As you all know I have penchant for all things glitter as I like to adorn my time machine with it (I use it for flames on the cereal boxes). Anyway, a mysterious old transvestite came out and welcomed me into her cottage. I was tired and frightened and she seemed friendly at first so I was happy to accept her offer. Once inside I became very aware that her finger was in my bottom and she pounced on me chaining me to her fireplace. Over the next weeks I was held prisoner by the evil old transvestite and she did unspeakable things to my bottom, things you wouldn't even do to a time-waster. After several anal prolapses I decided I must escape or die. During one particularly gruelling session with the ACME Anal Intruder I took advantage of the TV's sexual distraction to take the keys from her suspender belt. That night I made my escape with all the glitter I could carry. When the wicked TV woke the next day she went in a rage and cursed me. Hence forth every Rant Thursday I must walk the forums of Fab with a picture of my burnt out dead passive trolling soul as an avatar for all to see the truth.

True story bro.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

I heard Funky might be leaving...

Alas it's true old friend.

If any one needs further information on my leaving you can seek solace here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

and here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett"

poor little ronnie he's been sneaking under the radar for years since big ron died

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?

Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.

I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant

Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

I heard Funky might be leaving...

Alas it's true old friend.

If any one needs further information on my leaving you can seek solace here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

and here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213"

I fear that some ppl may still be mourning funky, time for another thread maybe?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

I heard Funky might be leaving...

Alas it's true old friend.

If any one needs further information on my leaving you can seek solace here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

and here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213

I fear that some ppl may still be mourning funky, time for another thread maybe?"

I'm not sure I could take another one, the love was quite overwhelming. But if there is a need I will make a new one for newcomers who weren't around at the time. As it's been quite a while since I was leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?

Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.

I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant

Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson

Im a good girl i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?

Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.

I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant

Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson

Im a good girl i am

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?

Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.

I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant

Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson

Im a good girl i am

So much that you had to post it twice?

Oh and you forgot this

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

Did you manage to squeeze it in?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

I'm not sure I have a preference... I like pretty ones... it was more a threat I think... if I don't reply to the message I won't get the fat cock in my ass... yeah no shit Sherlock!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did you manage to squeeze it in?"

I squeezed it into the delete pile yes.

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.

I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.

Are fat cocks your preference then?

I'm not sure I have a preference... I like pretty ones... it was more a threat I think... if I don't reply to the message I won't get the fat cock in my ass... yeah no shit Sherlock!

So what constitutes a pretty one in your books then? Big bell and throbbing veins?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So what constitutes a pretty one in your books then? Big bell and throbbing veins?"

Um... when it looks like one I'd like to lick, then it's pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?

Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.

I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant

Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson

Im a good girl i am

So much that you had to post it twice?

Oh and you forgot this

Bloody phone

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!

Which one? There's so many x

Ronnie fucking Corbett

Lol, what about him irritates you the most?

Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.

I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant

Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson

Im a good girl i am

So much that you had to post it twice?

Oh and you forgot this

Bloody phone

That's better, now your eye now has a shining eyebrow

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