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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now have a steaming hot cup of milky tea......Thanks matey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not going to elaborate on the image of View delivering a pint of gold top conjours up.

Well done View a very neighbourly thing to do... we all have to look after our elderly and infirm neighbours in this bad weather hahaha

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Better go release the cows from the shed now Stu....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am not going to elaborate on the image of View delivering a pint of gold top conjours up.

Well done View a very neighbourly thing to do... we all have to look after our elderly and infirm neighbours in this bad weather hahaha "

They don't come any more infirm than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better go release the cows from the shed now Stu.... "

Cows all milked....but.... ssssshhhhhhh... don't tell view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 trips later...

he now has milk.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 trips later...

he now has milk..... "
....but dunno how you managed to miss the place twice??????...is the only bloody house there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking for a rainbow flag, sparkles and 'I am who I am ' blaring ...

my error....

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Pmsl, you should have just looked for a shed of bound and gagged cows.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was looking for a rainbow flag, sparkles and 'I am who I am ' blaring ...

my error.... "

PMSL.....that's all at the other house.....just Liza Minelli and Donna Summer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking for a rainbow flag, sparkles and 'I am who I am ' blaring ...

my error....

PMSL.....that's all at the other house.....just Liza Minelli and Donna Summer here "

WHAT you mean Stu didnt answer the door in full length sequins and heels????

I am very disapointed in you Stu!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking for a rainbow flag, sparkles and 'I am who I am ' blaring ...

my error....

PMSL.....that's all at the other house.....just Liza Minelli and Donna Summer here

WHAT you mean Stu didnt answer the door in full length sequins and heels????

I am very disapointed in you Stu!

Shona

x x x"

he swished along the road like priscilla queen of the desert on top of the bus with robes flowing in the fresh snow..

was quite eye catching...

for a second..

then I opened the winda, flung oot the milk and yelled....

danny la rue is alive and well like elvis...

and sped off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure whats more worrying there View, you saying it or me seeing it in my minds eye!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was looking for a rainbow flag, sparkles and 'I am who I am ' blaring ...

my error....

PMSL.....that's all at the other house.....just Liza Minelli and Donna Summer here

WHAT you mean Stu didnt answer the door in full length sequins and heels????

I am very disapointed in you Stu!

Shona

x x x

he swished along the road like priscilla queen of the desert on top of the bus with robes flowing in the fresh snow..

was quite eye catching...

for a second..

then I opened the winda, flung oot the milk and yelled....

danny la rue is alive and well like elvis...

and sped off. "

The folk from the farm offices came across to ask who the follically challenged hooligan was.....then asked for a repeat performance of the swishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure whats more worrying there View, you saying it or me seeing it in my minds eye!!

Shona

x x x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The folk from the farm offices came across to ask who the follically challenged hooligan was.....then asked for a repeat performance of the swishing "

I did those farmer boys in 2007... think it was the July.. was defo a wednesday .. I will look up my 'done' book.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The folk from the farm offices came across to ask who the follically challenged hooligan was.....then asked for a repeat performance of the swishing

I did those farmer boys in 2007... think it was the July.. was defo a wednesday .. I will look up my 'done' book....... "

Yeah...they said u were too macho for them in ur laura ashley gear ..... they preferred it when you came the week before in ur sheep costume and stood outside the door baa-ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure whats more worrying there View, you saying it or me seeing it in my minds eye!!

Shona

x x x "
Lol I know what you mean Shona: what an image!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

hahaha...was feeling distinctly blue today as we're stuck in again , until you two lovelies made me laugh out loud at your words !!

thankyou xxx...all the way from the other end of the country

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

They had me giggling all morning....although I was wondering at one point whether View was gonna deliver some cream too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should read back through the scotland forum threads.... they are nutters!

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

I never look in there.... I didn't know I was allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never look in there.... I didn't know I was allowed! "

we are a very welcoming lot, come visit north of the border xxx

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton


"I never look in there.... I didn't know I was allowed!

we are a very welcoming lot, come visit north of the border xxx "

Am scared lol...will you hold me hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never look in there.... I didn't know I was allowed!

we are a very welcoming lot, come visit north of the border xxx

Am scared lol...will you hold me hand? "

yes indeed... contrary to popular belief we don't eat our young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was so sad..

I went into the house as the door was ajar.. his wee voice could be heard.. 'I'm in lounge'..

in I walked, somewhat unsure but clasping my milky delivery..

I see the rocking chair over by the window and the sun bouncing off the wispy white hair..

'come closer as my eyes grow dim' utters the willowy figure.. all covered in tartan rugs..

a bony old hand grabs the milk and guzzles the entire carton in one go..

I look at the face and think 'wow you must have been a beauty in your day and the yanks must have given you a few pair of silk stocking for a gobble behind the aerodrome..

fuck me, I remember where I have seen her before.......

mummy norman bates fae pycho.....

I was out of there quicker than linford christie after an overdose of anabolic steroids.......

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

it was so sad..

I went into the house as the door was ajar.. his wee voice could be heard.. 'I'm in lounge'..

in I walked, somewhat unsure but clasping my milky delivery..

I see the rocking chair over by the window and the sun bouncing off the wispy white hair..

'come closer as my eyes grow dim' utters the willowy figure.. all covered in tartan rugs..

a bony old hand grabs the milk and guzzles the entire carton in one go..

I look at the face and think 'wow you must have been a beauty in your day and the yanks must have given you a few pair of silk stocking for a gobble behind the aerodrome..

fuck me, I remember where I have seen her before.......

mummy norman bates fae pycho.....

I was out of there quicker than linford christie after an overdose of anabolic steroids.......

"

Thought you were the postman.....and I got all dressed up too...ffs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know what is scarey is that you pair actually live so close to each other. See view, you never thought you would use your sas manual lol.

Just one question though, if view only delivered one pint of milk what you going to do tomorrow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what is scarey is that you pair actually live so close to each other. See view, you never thought you would use your sas manual lol.

Just one question though, if view only delivered one pint of milk what you going to do tomorrow lol "

it was a one off xxxx my middle name isna red cross xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what is scarey is that you pair actually live so close to each other. See view, you never thought you would use your sas manual lol.

Just one question though, if view only delivered one pint of milk what you going to do tomorrow lol "

Is all sorted......have a delivery ordered....if only delivery boy new what awaited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now Stu be nice to the wee delivery boy or he wont bring you a repeat delivery on Monday

Shona

x x x

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