FabSwingers.com forum: THE RAGE

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What gives you irrational rage? I’m not talking politics or not getting laid or the youth of today yadda yadda yadda. I’m talking about little things which flip your switch and turn you into a rage filled monster.

Mine is lightbulb labelling. Whyyyyyyyy are there one million different numbers and codes on them? Why are they impossible to work out? Why, even when I spend ages trying to buy the right one, do I inevitably buy the wrong one? I think I’m going to go back to candlelight.

Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.

Mrs TMN x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Yorkshire

QuickBooks

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

The noise of liquid being poured into a receptacle. Wine into a glass is the worst!

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By *oredmum1982Woman
43 weeks ago

E.Mids

O2 business account invoice system!

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By *uperSalopian7Man
43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

"QuickBooks "

Probably better off moving to Xero

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"QuickBooks "

What is wrong with QuickBooks? Are they in fact SlowBooks?

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By *oydykeTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Hampshire (they/them)

When people say ‘this is game changing’ or call something a game changer like SHUT UPPPP I’m even getting angry typing this

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The noise of liquid being poured into a receptacle. Wine into a glass is the worst!

That glugging thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

How much of a waste of time Hermes and Evri are with delivering items.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"When people say ‘this is game changing’ or call something a game changer like SHUT UPPPP I’m even getting angry typing this "

These are the levels of rage I’m talking about. Thank you, fellow rager.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"How much of a waste of time Hermes and Evri are with delivering items."

Omg this!!!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How much of a waste of time Hermes and Evri are with delivering items."

Disallowed. That’s proportionate rage.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
43 weeks ago

Cumbria

People sniffing when they need to blow their nose. Are you trying to eat it????!!!!!

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By *morousCouple8Couple
43 weeks ago

Cumbria

"How much of a waste of time Hermes and Evri are with delivering items."

They bring my sex toys just fine!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"People sniffing when they need to blow their nose. Are you trying to eat it????!!!!!"

🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"The noise of liquid being poured into a receptacle. Wine into a glass is the worst!

That glugging thing?"

You had to type the word, didn't you? 🤮😡🤮

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

The fad for having big words on people's interior walls such as 'Love', 'Family' or even a phrase...

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The noise of liquid being poured into a receptacle. Wine into a glass is the worst!

That glugging thing?

You had to type the word, didn't you? 🤮😡🤮

Sorry. Maybe just swig straight from the bottle?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Yorkshire

"QuickBooks

What is wrong with QuickBooks? Are they in fact SlowBooks?"

I can’t even begin to explain my rage everytime I try to reconcile my transactions.

Pretty sure the problem is probably me.

But fucking rage I will.

Like absolute fucking rage.

Pass me another Stella quick.

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
43 weeks ago

chester

Trying to get some semblance of sense and/or customer service from sky. Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"Trying to get some semblance of sense and/or customer service from sky. Sigh

Substitute 'Sky' with 'Virgin'.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"QuickBooks

What is wrong with QuickBooks? Are they in fact SlowBooks?

I can’t even begin to explain my rage everytime I try to reconcile my transactions.

Pretty sure the problem is probably me.

But fucking rage I will.

Like absolute fucking rage.

Pass me another Stella quick."

The lightbulb problem is definitely me. Doesn’t make me less ragey. Probably makes it worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Trying to speak to someone at HMRC - I need to charge them by the hour...

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
43 weeks ago

North West

People doing perfectly normal things and calling it a hack. 🤬

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By *oydykeTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Hampshire (they/them)

"Trying to speak to someone at HMRC - I need to charge them by the hour..."

I had this at the bank recently where I had to call them and the woman on the phone was literally sighing and yawning like love give the call to someone else if you don’t wanna be here

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By *oydykeTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Hampshire (they/them)

"People doing perfectly normal things and calling it a hack. 🤬"

THIS INFURIATES ME

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Trying to speak to someone at HMRC - I need to charge them by the hour..."

Again, rational rage!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
43 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"People doing perfectly normal things and calling it a hack. 🤬"

Yes. It’s just you doing your life.

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By *etwife8230Couple
43 weeks ago

Newport

When people park to close you have to squeeze back in

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By *morousCouple8Couple
43 weeks ago

Cumbria

"People doing perfectly normal things and calling it a hack. 🤬"

Or doing something THE WRONG WAY then calling it a hack

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

The fuckin ice cream man giving me less than 60 seconds to find my shoes, find my keys, find my money………and then see him driving off as I get out of the door.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
43 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Right........

You know when you go to the public loo ..... yeah ?

And you are mid pee and notice that some stupid bastard fucker has ripped off their loo roll and not left any hanging for you and so you click clack your fingers inside the drum looking for the fucking end of the paper and your fanny has dried naturally in the breeze from the hand drier before you finally find the end of the loo roll and pull yourself a piece or six and then neatly fold the end into a v shape for the next public loo pisser........

Well THEM people ..... the ones that can't leave a bit hanging out for us normal people .....

RAGE.......

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By *artorialMan
43 weeks ago

weymouth

"QuickBooks "

Oh I gave them up quickly and went to Xero, more expensive but at least it works

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By *tormQueenWoman
43 weeks ago

All over the place

"What gives you irrational rage? I’m not talking politics or not getting laid or the youth of today yadda yadda yadda. I’m talking about little things which flip your switch and turn you into a rage filled monster.

Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.

Mrs TMN x"

Irritating apps that you are having to download to pay for bloody parking or charging or something

That then insist on doing verification through your phone number to check you are you 😳

Im downloading an app to my literal phone😳

Also i dont have ny bloody glasses on so I cant see the number you have texted me

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By *ookie46Woman
43 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

When you go to get the milk from the fridge for your cuppa and the small humans have put an empty carton back

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By *sWyldWoman
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

There are a few things.

People loading the dishwasher but not actually turning it on.

Noisy eaters.

People expecting me to be happy in a meeting at 8.15am.

And Perimenopause. Though that is absolutely warranted rage.

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By *aughtyandshyguyCouple
43 weeks ago

midlands based

Your call is really important to us.

No it’s not because if it was you’d answer the god dam phone.

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By *tormQueenWoman
43 weeks ago

All over the place

"When you go to get the milk from the fridge for your cuppa and the small humans have put an empty carton back "

Also true of orange juice, and magnum boxes 😬

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By *ools and the brainCouple
43 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Peel to open.

NO I FUCKING CAN'T NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY PULLING APART THOSE TWO PIECES OF PLASTIC IS IMPOSSIBLE!!

always ends up with a knife slicing open the packet.

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By *ildoshagginsWoman
43 weeks ago

South Wales

Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.

Mrs TMN x"

This really stresses me out.

It's why I only have one functioning spot light in my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Stupidly dim lighting + obnoxiously loud music

I’m looking at you, Hollister.

(I accept I shouldn’t be in there anyway)

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
43 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

“Unexpected item in the bagging area”.

No there bloody isn’t 🤬

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

People who don't leave voice mail messages (I'm not psychic and if you haven't left a message, it cant be important).

People who think that I should answer an MSTeams chat message immediately - I don't look at it, call me or send me an email.

Modern technology, bring back the typing pool and 10 working days in which to reply to a letter, and also the lady with the tea trolley (and you youngsters can all just go and f*ck off) RANT

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By *he Happy ManMan
43 weeks ago

Merseyside

People trying to show they have a sense of humour with silly signs and stickers such as

In an office - You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps.

On a car - .Dads taxi or My other car is a BMW

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By *he Happy ManMan
43 weeks ago

Merseyside

"When you go to get the milk from the fridge for your cuppa and the small humans have put an empty carton back "

Also, people opening a new 2 litre bottle of pop because the other bottle with 1 litrre left in it has gone a bit flat.

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By *ife NinjaMan
43 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Litter. Boils my piss 😬🤓🥷

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By *awkandAngelCouple
43 weeks ago

Oxford

People who ask you are you ok, then when you answer they insist on following up with "are you sure?"

No I'm not sure!

Of course I am and I've either answered truthfully to you or for whatever reason do not feel like divulging to you!

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By *morousCouple8Couple
43 weeks ago

Cumbria

People who say HUN in their text. Usually when letting you down and would never say HUN face to face 😡

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By *vaRoseWoman
43 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

When hand creams or cosmetics have those tiny little stupid fucking little foil caps …. Fuck Off

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By *ife NinjaMan
43 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"When hand creams or cosmetics have those tiny little stupid fucking little foil caps …. Fuck Off"

Same with milk 🤷‍♂️🥷

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Passwords... password not recognised only to type a new one to be told that's already in use.....😖😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

When people who don't have a clue how to use the self service tills in the Supermarket use the self service tills in the supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Arrogance

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
43 weeks ago

Newcastle

People who loiter (or worse, stand and chat) in busy places with no awareness or regard for people around them… just fucking MOVE! 😡

All ASMR videos and influencers, especially when they tap their long fingernails on everything 🙄

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By *007ManMan
43 weeks ago

Worthing

When a new system build won't boot or crashes. Sometimes each problem is different grrrr.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
43 weeks ago

Newcastle

Price stickers and labels that don’t peel off easily and then have to spend ages picking off shitty little bits of paper and glue

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
43 weeks ago

chester

One that's just happened

Messages containing "use, youse or yous"

I work with people who have English as a second or third language who don't murder the English language as badly as this.

Please fuck off with this. I don't want to see it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
43 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

My irrational rage thing is hearing people eat with their mouths open...it absolutely boils my piss... So disgusting!! 🤬🤬

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By *layful_GaiaWoman
43 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Groups of people who take over the width of the pavement and walk slow or stop suddenly

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By *tannersMan
43 weeks ago

stanley

There is one work related thing that can take from zero to psycho in half a second: when you submit something on a form and some cockwomble jobsworth replies with “ it’s on the wrong form “

What would do and have done in the past is transferred the onto the new form and replied with “ there’s a new form, I’ve transferred your info over so nothing to do this time, I’m attaching the new form for you to use in future “

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

The mention of fuckin christmas already.

Santa can fuck off back to his box until the 2;th of December.

Christmas! Get in the fucking bin!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
43 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Oh and people who insist on sharing their shitty music with the rest of the world on public transport... Fuck off and get some headphones!!

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By *immers123Woman
43 weeks ago

South Molton

When people say brought instead of bought.

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
43 weeks ago

Horley

Lazy, stupid, arseholes chucking their McDonald’s rubbish out in country lanes

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By *ayKellyMan
43 weeks ago

Kinross

Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.

Mrs TMN x"

I often get rage when I view "Fife jammers locations" on Facebook and see the utter mess and Scum we have living around us.

Sad to see kids growing up in streets like these.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Snoring!!

Snoring while they play videos on their phone at full volume!!!!!

Tips on getting rid of a body?

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By *tannersMan
43 weeks ago

stanley

I also hate the increasing number tossers talking on their mobiles on speaker in public

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
43 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Fucking cling film boxes.

How fucking difficult is it to stick the fucking cutting thing to the box so it doesn't fucking fall off and stick the fucking box together with enough fucking glue so that it maintains its fucking integrity until the fucking roll is finished.

And sticky buds

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Being told to read the instructions … I know how to build a fucking wardrobe !

… turns out I didn’t

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By *rs dontwannamissaswingWoman
43 weeks ago

Bristol

Very specific but packs of ham etc which say they are easy open/resealable but then tear when you try and open them. Same with resealable fajita packs, the strip often breaks rendering it useless

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By *rs dontwannamissaswingWoman
43 weeks ago

Bristol

"Fucking cling film boxes.

And sticky buds

Oooo and Tinfoil where it has the sticky strip to keep the roll wrapped up but they way round they stick it always means the roll tears. Why isn't it just stuck on the other way around

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
43 weeks ago

Louth

Standing on lego

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

When people can't replace a toilet roll on a toilet roll holder. Why would anybody think it is OK to just leave the cardboard roll there? Can the cardboard be used to wipe anything? No! Also, when they do decide to replace it and they put it on the wrong way! Toilet roll should always be put on with a fringe not a mullet.

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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