FabSwingers.com forum: Best Opening Lines

By *ick Weapon-X OP Man
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Let's hear it people, what line do think makes your targets stain their underwear? 😋

"If they say love is blind, then why can't I keep my eyes off you?"

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By *olinOfBathMan
44 weeks ago

Corsham

"Hello, I'm ColinOfBath."

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By *an SummersMan
44 weeks ago

Huddersfield

""Hello, I'm ColinOfBath.""

Really? I thought it was, “talk to me”

(I hope someone gets this 😬)

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By *olinOfBathMan
44 weeks ago

Corsham

""Hello, I'm ColinOfBath."

Really? I thought it was, “talk to me”

(I hope someone gets this 😬)"

Gawd help anyone who thinks that I was being serious...

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By *an SummersMan
44 weeks ago

Huddersfield

""Hello, I'm ColinOfBath."

Really? I thought it was, “talk to me”

(I hope someone gets this 😬)

Gawd help anyone who thinks that I was being serious..."

I didn’t, don’t worry. I wasn’t either

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

East Sussex

'targets'? I prefer the word 'victim' 😝.

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By *enk15Man
44 weeks ago

Evesham

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Terry Tibbs

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By *enk15Man
44 weeks ago

Evesham

*Throw a glass of water over them and yourself*

"Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes"

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Hey, can I get your name? Or do you mind if I just call you mine?

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By *acey_RedWoman
44 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hopefully nothing about stained underwear

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By *007ManMan
44 weeks ago

Worthing

I am like your favourite bloke "on the telly".

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By *outherngent74Man
44 weeks ago

Hampshire

If I may say, that's a SMASHING blouse you have on!

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By *olo180Man
44 weeks ago

Blackpool

"'targets'? I prefer the word 'victim' 😝.

That’s what I thought. The targets usually stain their underwear when I’m throwing Darts at them 🤣

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By *an SummersMan
44 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"Hopefully nothing about stained underwear

I’m interested to know these now

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I’ve broken my bra, could I use your hands as a replacement?

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By *ude LawMan
44 weeks ago

"Hopefully nothing about stained underwear

I’m interested to know these now"

Hey, babe.

Have you lost traction on your vehicle, or have you just skidded into my pants?

❤️

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
44 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

None. I’ve not read or heard a great opening line in here for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
44 weeks ago

Bromley

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
44 weeks ago

Bromley

Excuse me, can you drive?

Yes, well reverse onto this baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Evening ladies, who ordered the prime Scottish beef?"

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"If I may say, that's a SMASHING blouse you have on!

With quality patter like that it makes you wonder why Ritchie's right arm was so much stronger than the left 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I’ve broken my bra, could I use your hands as a replacement?"

Yeah, that will do it

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By *enk15Man
44 weeks ago

Evesham

""Evening ladies, who ordered the prime Scottish beef?"

I tried that... not as convincing with a Brummie accent.

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By *ife NinjaMan
44 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Ooh, I love your boobs 😋🥷🤓

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By *riginal_FlirtWoman
44 weeks ago

Antrim

I just shout across the road "Yo! Sweetcheeks, call me sometime!"

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By *ife NinjaMan
44 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

"I just shout across the road "Yo! Sweetcheeks, call me sometime!""

....(narrator) she didn't call 😬🥷🤓

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By *riginal_FlirtWoman
44 weeks ago

Antrim

"I just shout across the road "Yo! Sweetcheeks, call me sometime!"

....(narrator) she didn't call 😬🥷🤓"

He was supposed call me 😭

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By *an SummersMan
44 weeks ago

Huddersfield

This one will either get men approaching women a slap or good laugh…

“You’ve got such beautiful, soft-looking hair, can I touch it?”

If they say yes, stroke their top lip

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By *outherngent74Man
44 weeks ago

Hampshire

Showing my age now.

Here's 10p, for the phone box, so you can call your mum, and let her know going to be late home.

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By *issMeKate2Woman
44 weeks ago

near the river medway

"Showing my age now.

Here's 10p, for the phone box, so you can call your mum, and let her know going to be late home. "

That brings back memories

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
44 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"This one will either get men approaching women a slap or good laugh…

“You’ve got such beautiful, soft-looking hair, can I touch it?”

If they say yes, stroke their top lip"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *he Silver FuxMan
44 weeks ago

Utero

‘Call me Ishmael" or ‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times’

Or ‘Well, I’m pretty much fucked’

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
44 weeks ago

preston

As long as my face exists youll allays have somewhere to sit pet

From the King of gash Sidney Smutt

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By *ick Weapon-X OP Man
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"‘Call me Ishmael" or ‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times’

Or ‘Well, I’m pretty much fucked’"

Moby Dick, a Tale of Two cities. Nice

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By *ick Weapon-X OP Man
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Hey baby, there is a party in my pants and it's in honor of you!"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
44 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I’d rather hope my ‘targets’ (I cringed typing that) don’t actually wear any underwear

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By *ordermanreturnsMan
44 weeks ago

Llangollen

Do you like chicken..?

Well suck on this it's fowl..

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By *un guy300Man
44 weeks ago

Swansea

Do you want to go to a party,

Who is going,

Me and you.

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By *olinOfBathMan
44 weeks ago

Corsham

Once upon a long ago, as a young soldier, I had hair and unnecessary fitness, but no wrinkles.

Early one Saturday evening in town, I stepped off the pavement to allow a hen party to pass. As they did, I enquired cheerfully, "Which one of you ordered a last fling?"

A couple of them smiled, a couple of them groaned, but nobody actually replied.

Later that night, I saw them again in what we used to call a disco - for you young folks, a club by any other name. As I was waiting at the bar, a voice at my elbow - but not the bride-to-be - shouted, "Do you ask every hen party that?"

Cutting a long story short, before I made it back to camp, that dreadfully corny line had proven successful.

Happy days.

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By *vaRoseWoman
44 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

What’s your favourite dinosaur?

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By *athomMan
44 weeks ago

South Coast

My best

Are you two girls from Scotland?

No Wales you prick!

Oh ok , Are you two Whales from Scotland? Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"What’s your favourite dinosaur?"

I bet you can tell a lot about someone from the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Are your knickers from out of space....

🥁

Because your ass is out of this world

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By *ick Weapon-X OP Man
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"What’s your favourite dinosaur?"

Triceratops.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

What’s your thoughts on the way the BBC is reporting on Gaza ?

( sorry.) …

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Can you please tell me if this cloth smells of chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Heard in a bar I worked as a,Doorman in.

Are you parents handicapped?

Well how did you get so special then?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Can I sniff your Gooch?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I’ve broken my bra, could I use your hands as a replacement?"

Very good, best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Can I sniff your Gooch?"

Perfume, hand bag, item of clothing or

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Get your coat. You've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

“Excuse me, would you like a ‘worm do’?

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By *ew2voyeurism15Man
44 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

They say good things come in small packages....and id like to cum in your little box. Ive had mixed reviews 🤣

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By *ike_looking_forMan
44 weeks ago

Cumbria

from a different site when I was in a big city on my own -

"I can be there in 10mins"

and the pic that came with it

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By *oombastic 2.0Man
22 weeks ago

North Wexford

My favorite line 🤣

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By *onin25Man
22 weeks ago

Durham

Hi, if I may say, that's a smashing blouse you have on.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Motherwell

What winks and fucks like a 🐯, pause then wink .

Mx 👿

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By *astMidsMInkyWoman
22 weeks ago

Leicester

I think I posted this a while ago in another thread:

“You’re going to star in my wank tonight”

It worked though

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Is that a mirror in your knickers, because I can definitely see myself in there.

The mr

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan
22 weeks ago

Staffs

When you see someone you like, beckon them over with your finger and when they get there say...

"I knew if I fingered you, you'd come"

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