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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your friendly agony aunt/doctor as come back - so please post your questions /problems for Dr Jon here and he will reply as soon as he can.....

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Dear Dr Jon

The other day, when looking in the mirror I noticed my left nipple was lower than my right - why is that ?

Happy Fabbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your friendly agony aunt/doctor as come back - so please post your questions /problems for Dr Jon here and he will reply as soon as he can.....

EXAMPLE

Dear Dr Jon

The other day, when looking in the mirror I noticed my left nipple was lower than my right - why is that ?

Happy Fabbing

Dear Jon

having looked at your situation i can see why that was - you only had one boot on.....

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dr John

The woman in the cake shop keeps flirting with me. She's a lovely looking girl and her buns are gorgeous.

The problem is I'm putting lots of weight as I find myself in there more and more.

Please help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Patiently waits his first customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patiently waits his first customer

Dear Dr Jon

People keep ignoring me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

The woman in the cake shop keeps flirting with me. She's a lovely looking girl and her buns are gorgeous.

The problem is I'm putting lots of weight as I find myself in there more and more.

Please help.

Ju"

Dear Ju

I have looked at the problem from two angles and offer the following advice;

1. Try running/jogging to cake shop , that way burning of prevoius calories allowing you more room etc

2. Stop perving at her "buns" and ask her is she likes "sticky fingers"

Hope that helps

Dr Jon

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Patiently waits his first customer

Dear Dr Jon

People keep ignoring me. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patiently waits his first customer

Dear Dr Jon

People keep ignoring me. "

Dear Ju

I think patience is a virtue and all good things cum to those who wait

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dr Jon,

Please can you provide evidence of some sort of medical degree or qualification and assert what is your chosen specialist field?

Yours

Dr Alan Statham

Consultant Radiologist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jon,

Please can you provide evidence of some sort of medical degree or qualification and assert what is your chosen specialist field?

Yours

Dr Alan Statham

Consultant Radiologist. "

Dear Dr Statham

The medical ethics committee rule 101 states that i should not answer direct questions relating to my qualifications unless its before a forum of other suitably qualified members - which in itself creates yet another problem

However to calm your fears let me say i am a learned fellow of the IFFPGG and hold a BA Hons in TLC -im sure you know those

Dr Jon

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Dear Doc,

whats the going rate for a sick note. I'm fed up of working

thanks in advance

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Doc,

whats the going rate for a sick note. I'm fed up of working

thanks in advance

Tony"

Dear Tony

shhhh we don't discuss those things in public ok

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear dr jon

I have my eyes on a certain man but he has stopped messaging me, do I just move on or wait for him to contact me

Jules x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dr Jon

We are a shy and innocent couple

Who really don't know where to start in this great world of swinging?

Any suggestions ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dr John

I have devoleped this worst lust crush on someone and have the filthiest thoughts i can remember to date

What do you suggest?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this? "

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dear Dr John,

I get lewd suggestions regarding my bum. How can I best protect myself?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course. "

Maybe

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

I'm feeling quite poorly and the Dr appears to have buggered off

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

Hehe, I've got a white one! Maybe we should team up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear dr jon

I have my eyes on a certain man but he has stopped messaging me, do I just move on or wait for him to contact me

Jules x"

Dear Jules

I think this guy is a fool but he might think he not enough for you both being far away, would you like me to have a word in his ear ?

Dr Jon

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

Hehe, I've got a white one! Maybe we should team up!

Think it would finish me off - excuse the pun

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Dear Dr Jon

All my friends tell me that a woman.of my age should be wearing trousers with an elastic waist, a fleece and shoes that fasten with Velcro, furthermore apparently I should no longer be interested in sex. Should I get a Damart catalogue and how can I lose interest in sex I don't want to be the odd one out at the WI.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal opurposes of course.

Maybe

I'm feeling quite poorly and the Dr appears to have buggered off"

Ring between 8 and 9 for an available appointment....will you be needing a shot?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

can we carry where we left off this morning??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jon

We are a shy and innocent couple

Who really don't know where to start in this great world of swinging?

Any suggestions ?

Dear Sex on the beech

This is a common problem on here and i might suggest that you go for a private consultation either one to one or in a multi session - that way you can all exchange knitting patterns at first then move on to baking tips and you never know what might happen

Hope that helps

Dr Jon

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

I'm feeling quite poorly and the Dr appears to have buggered off"

He's buggered off doing his private work

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal opurposes of course.

Maybe

I'm feeling quite poorly and the Dr appears to have buggered off

Ring between 8 and 9 for an available appointment....will you be needing a shot?"

Jack Daniels please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this? "

Dear CheekyChops

I empathize with you need for loving and hope we can all send some your way soon...very soon

Dr Jon x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

Dear CheekyChops

I empathize with you need for loving and hope we can all send some your way soon...very soon

Dr Jon x"

Awww I even get a kiss....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John,

I get lewd suggestions regarding my bum. How can I best protect myself?"

Dear Ryan

The problems with having such a nice bum is how to fight off the attention, might i suggest that you cover it up more and or become a monk ?

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

can we carry where we left off this morning?? "

Fuck yeah

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

I'm feeling quite poorly and the Dr appears to have buggered off

He's buggered off doing his private work

It's ok he's back to us national elfers now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dear Dr John,

I get lewd suggestions regarding my bum. How can I best protect myself?

Dear Ryan

The problems with having such a nice bum is how to fight off the attention, might i suggest that you cover it up more and or become a monk ?

Dr Jon "

Good advice. I will be Harry Monk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jon

Thank you"

Dear Mrs Nice couple

I see your dilemma and its hard to offer a proper opinion so might i suggest you book and appointment with my secretary for a home visit that way i can take down your detail and give you things straight up

Dr Jon

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Dear Dr John,

I get lewd suggestions regarding my bum. How can I best protect myself?

Dear Ryan

The problems with having such a nice bum is how to fight off the attention, might i suggest that you cover it up more and or become a monk ?

Dr Jon "

Becoming a monk may lead to Ryan having to protect his pert little derrière even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear dr jon

I have my eyes on a certain man but he has stopped messaging me, do I just move on or wait for him to contact me

Jules x

Dear Jules

I think this guy is a fool but he might think he not enough for you both being far away, would you like me to have a word in his ear ?

Dr Jon "

Yes please Dr, it may sound better from a medical personage

Jules x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

Hehe, I've got a white one! Maybe we should team up!

We could play good nurse bad nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon "

I did but you didn't answer me sorry im bored

i will sit on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

I'm feeling quite poorly and the Dr appears to have buggered off

He's buggered off doing his private work

Dear Tea and sugar

Yes i do private work as well and if you wish to make an appointment please contact my secretary and i will cum and sort you out

Dr Jon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Dear Dr Jon..

Can I have a nibble?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon

I did but you didn't answer me sorry im bored

i will sit on the naughty step"

Dear 3rd person thingy wottsit

Being bored and sitting on naughty step have to side effects.

1. your willy will drop off from rubbing to hard thinking naughty thoughts and

2. You get piles

Please keep up your fitness and be prepared for anything nice to happen within the next .......

Dr Jon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dear Dr Jon,

I've become addicted to the tablet. Is there medication I can take to reduce the withdrawal?

Licketysplits

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon

I did but you didn't answer me sorry im bored

i will sit on the naughty step

Dear 3rd person thingy wottsit

Being bored and sitting on naughty step have to side effects.

1. your willy will drop off from rubbing to hard thinking naughty thoughts and

2. You get piles

Please keep up your fitness and be prepared for anything nice to happen within the next .......

Dr Jon

Dr Jon, Since when do women have willy's??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jon..

Can I have a nibble?...

Dear Missy naughty thoughts

Nibbling is a sign of bordon to and i might suggest that a course of intense skin therapy , could help you get over that craving, alternatively you could just make an appointment with the ANC clinic ok

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon

I did but you didn't answer me sorry im bored

i will sit on the naughty step

Dear 3rd person thingy wottsit

Being bored and sitting on naughty step have to side effects.

1. your willy will drop off from rubbing to hard thinking naughty thoughts and

2. You get piles

Please keep up your fitness and be prepared for anything nice to happen within the next .......

Dr Jon

Dr Jon, Since when do women have willy's?? "

Dear 3rd Person

The sexual re alignment clinic is on Mondays, contact my secretary and make appointment to discuss further

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon

I did but you didn't answer me sorry im bored

i will sit on the naughty step

Dear 3rd person thingy wottsit

Being bored and sitting on naughty step have to side effects.

1. your willy will drop off from rubbing to hard thinking naughty thoughts and

2. You get piles

Please keep up your fitness and be prepared for anything nice to happen within the next .......

Dr Jon

I dont have a willy and im not a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon

I did but you didn't answer me sorry im bored

i will sit on the naughty step

Dear 3rd person thingy wottsit

Being bored and sitting on naughty step have to side effects.

1. your willy will drop off from rubbing to hard thinking naughty thoughts and

2. You get piles

Please keep up your fitness and be prepared for anything nice to happen within the next .......

Dr Jon

Dr Jon, Since when do women have willy's?? "

Dear Missy thingy wotsit person

I refer you to the anwser i gave earlier

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I have devoleped this worst lust crush on someone and have the filthiest thoughts i can remember to date

What do you suggest?"

Get him over and shag the arse off him .. Not that I would do such a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Surgery is now closed as Dr Jon needs to see his private patients and service thier needs - he will be on call via his in box

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

Dear 3rd Person

Was there something you wanted to share with us and something Dr Jon can help you with other than flirting with my patients ?

Dr Jon

I did but you didn't answer me sorry im bored

i will sit on the naughty step

Dear 3rd person thingy wottsit

Being bored and sitting on naughty step have to side effects.

1. your willy will drop off from rubbing to hard thinking naughty thoughts and

2. You get piles

Please keep up your fitness and be prepared for anything nice to happen within the next .......

Dr Jon

Dr Jon, Since when do women have willy's??

Dear Missy thingy wotsit person

I refer you to the anwser i gave earlier

Dr Jon "

Im deeply offended and wont leave the house again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear DrJon

How does one go about getting a shag on here ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jon,

I've become addicted to the tablet. Is there medication I can take to reduce the withdrawal?

Licketysplits"

Dear Licky

Im afraid this outside of my area of expertise i like to refer you to another Doctor if thats ok

Dr Jon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear DrJon

How does one go about getting a shag on here ?

Dear Sex on the beech

I think your problem is one shared by many and can only offer you my private line so i can afford you some one to one assistance

Dr Jon

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dear Dr John

I need some loving...

How can I achieve this?

You dont need the dr for that just see the nurse...ive a black pvc nurses dress

do you have pics ? Medicinal purposes of course.

Maybe

I'm feeling quite poorly and the Dr appears to have buggered off

He's buggered off doing his private work

Dear Tea and sugar

Yes i do private work as well and if you wish to make an appointment please contact my secretary and i will cum and sort you out

Dr Jon"

Haha, we'll take the cheap option thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear DrJon

How does one go about getting a shag on here ?

Just ask! I mean how hard is to mail someone and say 'fancy a fuck'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear DrJon

How does one go about getting a shag on here ?

Dear Sex on the beech

I think your problem is one shared by many and can only offer you my private line so i can afford you some one to one assistance

Dr Jon "

Please tell me more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad its caught on and brought smiles to your faces

jon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dear Dr Jon,

I've become addicted to the tablet. Is there medication I can take to reduce the withdrawal?

Licketysplits

Dear Licky

Im afraid this outside of my area of expertise i like to refer you to another Doctor if thats ok

Dr Jon"

Rejected by a virtual dokter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear DrJon, I find myself only liking guys with rather large 'members' am I kinky?

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Dear Dr Jon

My hubby has been flirting with a colleague at work and making good headway lol.

She texts him most days with flirty banter and they met for lunch for the first time today.

The problem is she knows he is married with 4 kids and think she is holding back from physical involvement due to this.

If he pushes things further will she think less of him as she will assume he's 'cheating', or should he tell her I'm aware what's happening and ok with it, in which case we might freak her out lol.

Any help and advice appreciated x

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Bloody joke, waited 2 days already, should have gone private after all!!!

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