FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing you've ever had under your fingernails?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Faeces, Blood, Snot, Tomato seeds....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Now there is a question ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grease off a chicken. Ugh horrid stuff

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Probably stinky water from the black bins outside after they've been stood a while. Very hard to get rid of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now there is a question ..."

It certainly is, the clue was in the question marks!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

another blokes bollocks..

he started it by trying to elbow me in mine in a ruck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in infant school we were learning about cocoons. At lunch time I found one and picked it up . . . . It was cat shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was in infant school we were learning about cocoons. At lunch time I found one and picked it up . . . . It was cat shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was in infant school we were learning about cocoons. At lunch time I found one and picked it up . . . . It was cat shit

Oh god that made me laugh

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"It certainly is, the clue was in the question marks!

I like to state the obvious

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"When I was in infant school we were learning about cocoons. At lunch time I found one and picked it up . . . . It was cat shit

Oh god that made me laugh

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chalk or talcum powder..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chalk or talcum powder.. "

I talc my balls every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them little sprinkley things you decorate buns and cakes with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Them little sprinkley things you decorate buns and cakes with"

Sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chalk or talcum powder..

I talc my balls every morning "

least they smell nice

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Them little sprinkley things you decorate buns and cakes with

Sprinkles?

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Hundreds and Thousands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fingernail mites...I had to open my fingernails...and watching them all scuttle away from me was horrendous

ok..made that up..

but I did have cheese maggots once...can u guess where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face cream all the blinking time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Them little sprinkley things you decorate buns and cakes with

Sprinkles?

Hundreds and Thousands."

I've told you a million times, stop exaggerating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fingernail mites...I had to open my fingernails...and watching them all scuttle away from me was horrendous

ok..made that up..

but I did have cheese maggots once...can u guess where?

I've heard you've got a cheesy maggot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Them little sprinkley things you decorate buns and cakes with

Sprinkles?

Hundreds and Thousands."

Ah yes them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fingernail mites...I had to open my fingernails...and watching them all scuttle away from me was horrendous

ok..made that up..

but I did have cheese maggots once...can u guess where?

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my toes curled then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Them little sprinkley things you decorate buns and cakes with

Sprinkles?

Hundreds and Thousands.

Ah yes them!!!

Hundreds and thousands are the worst thing you have had under your nails lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fingernail mites...I had to open my fingernails...and watching them all scuttle away from me was horrendous

ok..made that up..

but I did have cheese maggots once...can u guess where?

I've heard you've got a cheesy maggot

weirdly it does smell of fish..must be working somehow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Them little sprinkley things you decorate buns and cakes with

Sprinkles?

Hundreds and Thousands.

Ah yes them!!!

Hundreds and thousands are the worst thing you have had under your nails lol? "

Maybe not but there pretty annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fingernail mites...I had to open my fingernails...and watching them all scuttle away from me was horrendous

ok..made that up..

but I did have cheese maggots once...can u guess where?

my toes curled then

watch out..they have a habit of traveling from curled toes...then infest themselves around the clitoris..using the antiseptic numbing agent..they quietly draw away all feeling.Prolonged exposure to these pests can end up leading to severe orgasmititus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked up the bodies after the enniskillen bombings and the bodies after lockerbie and the stench of dead flesh took forever to wash off. Hope I never have to do anything like it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I picked up the bodies after the enniskillen bombings and the bodies after lockerbie and the stench of dead flesh took forever to wash off. Hope I never have to do anything like it again.

Oh god that's shocking, really sorry to hear that

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Working in care I'll let you guess!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I picked up the bodies after the enniskillen bombings and the bodies after lockerbie and the stench of dead flesh took forever to wash off. Hope I never have to do anything like it again.

Oh god that's shocking, really sorry to hear that"

That must of been a terrible experience!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I picked up the bodies after the enniskillen bombings and the bodies after lockerbie and the stench of dead flesh took forever to wash off. Hope I never have to do anything like it again.

I hope you don't too xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Newborn baby shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people's vomit x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Rat wee, mixed with coca cola syrup and Guinness,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newborn baby shit

Ah the green stuff

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Newborn baby shit

Ah the green stuff

Yeah that's the one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing more painful than a wood splinter to be honest, bloody painful and just as painful to try to remove! Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo....

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

A sewing needle, several times, I never learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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A couple of otters.

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