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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are the indicators?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the indicators? "

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel! "

Haha, if your penis talks to you then you're pretty close

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel! "

Obi, I hate to admit it but you made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The urge to buy a 911, wanting a 21 yr old blonde chick on your arm, and wanting to party like theres no tomorrow

Oh actually hang on........... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting a fast .......

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Dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tattoo anyone?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel! "

a sticky think Obi?? Is that a technical term????

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"What are the indicators? "

they are the little orange lights on either side of a vehicle that lets other road users know that you are going to turn left or right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

a sticky think Obi?? Is that a technical term???? "

No.

A sticky think is a teenagers wet dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the indicators? "

usually the biggest one is when paranoia sets in and you start asking people for indicators.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel! "

I am going to admit before hiding in corner I had to read that 3 times before I understood it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

I am going to admit before hiding in corner I had to read that 3 times before I understood it "

That's my second laugh from this thread.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

I am going to admit before hiding in corner I had to read that 3 times before I understood it

That's my second laugh from this thread. "

sometimes you just have to love the forums..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

I am going to admit before hiding in corner I had to read that 3 times before I understood it "

There there dear. As a woman driver you probably never use indicators for the correct purpose anyway.... Its the sticky out thing you hang your handbag on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard? BMW are recalling all their cars.

They have found one with working indicators!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you heard? BMW are recalling all their cars.

They have found one with working indicators! "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

I am going to admit before hiding in corner I had to read that 3 times before I understood it

There there dear. As a woman driver you probably never use indicators for the correct purpose anyway.... Its the sticky out thing you hang your handbag on "

Ben, do you wish to make it to old age?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What are the indicators? "
Dunno but I think you have all of em....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

I am going to admit before hiding in corner I had to read that 3 times before I understood it

There there dear. As a woman driver you probably never use indicators for the correct purpose anyway.... Its the sticky out thing you hang your handbag on

Ben, do you wish to make it to old age?"

Nope, Im gonna die young and leave a beautiful corpse, along with a million mourning women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the indicators? Dunno but I think you have all of em.... "

Not till the Harleys delivered!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What are the indicators? Dunno but I think you have all of em....

Not till the Harleys delivered! "
Hope you got the Boots and Jacket too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the indicators? "

buying a greyhound

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the indicators? Dunno but I think you have all of em....

Not till the Harleys delivered! Hope you got the Boots and Jacket too! "

Yup, with 18 inch tassles

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"What are the indicators? Dunno but I think you have all of em....

Not till the Harleys delivered! "

FFS at least buy a proper bike..

kin American shite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the indicators?

That's not a mid life crisis Ben - that's dementia!

The indicators are the blinky blinky orange lights on your cars four corners and are controlled by a sticky thing on your steering wheel!

I am going to admit before hiding in corner I had to read that 3 times before I understood it "

You aren't alone

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By *unTimezPlzWoman
over a year ago

stoke

Id say the main indicator of a mid-life crisis would be posting on a swinging site asking what the indicators of a mid-life are!!! ........ You are sooooo not alone!lol x

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